Congrats on the viral tweet, Pat. While you were at Hooligan's pounding IPAs and firing off tweets, I took the kids to the zoo. They saw the giraffe and ate ice cream cones. Later that night, Jonathan fucked me raw like an animal. P.S.- Thanks for signing away your daughter, child. Adrienne....out!

63  2019-09-25 by PatricksWaterheadBro

23 comments

1  TheMidnightRiderBaby 2019-09-25

She’s so hot and a good mother.

1  Colt_Thunderer 2019-09-25

Much hotter than that Keebler elf lookin bitch

1  tompetersxyz 2019-09-25

I'd stick it up her ass.

1  late_50s_why 2019-09-25

Those are property of beer can Jonathan and you should address them as such

1  tompetersxyz 2019-09-25

That man is up there with Mel, Patrice and Colin

1  marklarsen 2019-09-25

Damn, it's posts like these that make me glad I'm not Patrick. That, and literally every other element of his life compared to mine.

1  pekahface 2019-09-25

If you were Pat, how can you look at this picture and not want to kill your self.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-09-25

Lie to yourself. A lie that continues to this day.

1  RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-25

He is killing himself. Warming a stool at Hooligans every single day.

1  ReDMeridiaN 2019-09-25

Pat’s blackout on a Twitter high right now. He’s feeling no pain.

1  tyfys_uhuru 2019-09-25

Think we can convince Pat that reincarnation is real and he should reroll?

1  RuizingCostsLives 2019-09-25

You can see that Patso is clearly the biological father of the young girl. But Jonathan is who she calls "Daddy."

Adrienne also calls him that, but in a completely different context.

1  Mikekekeke 2019-09-25

Laurie Strode looking goddess.

1  CaffreyCat8 2019-09-25

Has he ever explained why he’s not allowed to see his daughter? I know violent criminals who are allowed to see their kids. They don’t get full custody, but they can certainly see them pretty often. Usually, when a father doesn’t see their child, they are terrible men who abandon children. There are only a few things you could do to be barred from seeing your children....

1  PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-25

He signed away all rights to his daughter. I'm assuming Adrienne threatened to take him to court and expose some secrets...

1  CaffreyCat8 2019-09-25

That’s very unsettling. He has guns, doesn’t he? And we know he is mentally unstable. Even people who agree with his viewpoints think that he is insane. And they are right. This is not going to end well.

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-09-25

As a fellow Texan, I would pay his way to get him down here.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-09-25

Get an extra ticket for Joe. That way you cover both the steers and queers.

1  SixtyNineRand 2019-09-25

Those used to be my children, child.

1  JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-09-25

While Pat was missing his ex wife, Adrienne wanted nothing to do with him, relieved that she had finally gotten away after all those miserable years.

She doesn't even think of him now, while everything Pat does is influenced by the trauma he suffered at the hand of this brave woman.

Adrienne, wife of Jonathan the Great, has solidified her status as a true Real Ass Dude.

1  PatricksWaterheadBro 2019-09-25

Kidddos get ice cream cones. Mommy gets a nice big creampie. Jonathan wins Father of the Year.

Meanwhile, Niki gets nothing but soft serve 🍦🤣

1  tyfys_uhuru 2019-09-25

What kind of man abandons his children? Look at those sweet kids and glowing mother. If I fucked up my family this bad I would probably just hang myself. Step dad's like Jonathan should be exalted, not called cucks. They're the janitors of wormy failed husbands and fathers.

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-09-25

I don't be wanna be crude butt I'd fuck her right in her fun hole if you know what I mean.