I love my second, better wife

34  2019-09-24 by PatricksWaterheadBro

28 comments

Nice chin-neck hybrid you got there.

*fatter

Alcohol is always needed #savenikki

I love David Koechner

That is some of the shittiest looking sushi I've ever seen in my life.

In the state of Wisconsin, carp backbone is called sushi

Patrick has no class what do you expect

Him to be eventually convicted for what he’s done to countless children. Allegedly.

I pray every night

Godspeed, MKE PD you overweight clueless bastards.

I'm not sure if this example is indicative of the state of food in Wisconsin as a whole or more a reflection of what you are able to afford as a married couple on a single income because the husband makes nothing as a "writer" who spends all day drinking the wife's money while obsessing over the internet.

Did Pat's obese brother fuck her before Pat married her? following a Tunisian tradition

I did some research into this and can report that yes, this is true and has been confirmed.

We have an active sex life, child

I don't hate Niki but she looks like a completely boring, vanilla lay.

Adrienne looks like she'd ruin your dick for all other pussy.

Is that cocktail sauce for the tempura over the sushi? Fucking Milwaukee.

It’s probably fucking ketchup. Bunch of bum

she's got a nice feminine pint of beer

Ruizing

We can only hope

Those are some dead eyes, child. Try to fill that hole inside with all the booze and imitation high class Asian cuisine you want there, thunder thighs. Who am I kidding I’d give her alcoholic snatch a good plundering.

The pain hidden in those eyes. Its tragi.

Forearms like a prime David Tua

Looks like Big Jay's girlfriend

Does this bloated buffoon ever eat food that's not made by a bartender?

“Oh another picture, here we go”

I’d stick it up her ass.