Hey, you guys know that "Hooligan's" bar?

1  2019-05-25 by Single_Action_Army

I heard that place has got rats

17 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

It's a rat and roach infested shithole.

FH Riley's has never had a single rat.

1  BeefersForAutism 2019-05-25

Hey where can I get a "small pizza gate".. anybody?

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-25

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No it fucking doesn't.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-05-25

It's just what I've heard, sir. I don't want anyone there getting sick.

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-25

Rumor is Rapaport got herpes from the toilet seats there.

And roaches.

1  ryanr_intl 2019-05-25

He should probably not kiss toilet seats

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-25

They’re round-shaped and black. Couldn’t help himself.

1  ryanr_intl 2019-05-25

I figured as much.

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-25

He was trying to smoke crack out the toilet to impress some young black teenagers

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-25

"Hey! Applebee's has Rats!"

1  CrackerGoodyear 2019-05-25

Leave the fine folks at Hooligan's alone. They already have their hands full with a fat hack writer who harasses customers and paints the bathroom walls with pork-nacho/micro-brew diarrhea on a daily basis

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-05-25

I heard Pat Tomlinson leads the rats in there with his stench. We should have him banned from the establishment for concern of public health.

1  commissarjb 2019-05-25

That and his obsession with children make Patso some sort of Pied Piper of Hamelin.

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-05-25

Yeah more like Pie-down-his-Pipe amirite

1  percykaramello 2019-05-25

Is that where our next meet up's gonna be?

1  Single_Action_Army 2019-05-25

No, that'll be the Arby's off the turnpike.

Bring lube.

1  Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-25

You should seriously see the bathroom at that place. It's practically designed for rapists.