r/opienanthonyxyz: I'm trying with the admins

I'm trying with the admins

58 2019-05-24 by OkaySeriouslyBro

Ask u/spaceegde, when I accepted mod duties at r/opienanthony I had two demands: ban the BSS autist whenever I see him, and play faggy sub lawyer when the admins have a problem with us.

As gay as this sounds, there's a user who has threatened suicide. And we joke around a lot, but fuck.

I've reached out to the admins, saying any order they give we will enforce. We might have to add more mods (and demod the ones who ain't doin shit) and maybe give up Patrick image/linkposting altogether.

But literally, I need one red reddit username to get back to me and not ghost me like a 6 on bumble.

Like a lot of us are legit emotionally unstable, and I don't take suicide threats seriously. Not a single one of you cunts better kill yourself, because your stupid dead radio show subreddit was banned. You fucks are funny, keep being funny til something else kills you.

83 comments

1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-24

tyfys

1 TamaInoino 2019-05-24

I already killed myself over this.

1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-05-24

Never hurts to try again

1 boringoneliner 2019-05-24

ok stav

1 literalotherkin 2019-05-24

Can I have the name of that guy who wants to kill himself so I can tease him?

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

Nice trying to be the subject of an HBO documentary about you urging another person to kill themselves, stupid

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-24

Nice genuine concern for the mental and physical health of us, stupid. (You're a sweetie, honestly.)

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

(I live in Los Angeles and if you're actually from Bakersfield, CA, your town is an irrelevant piss break on the way from LA to SF. Nobody would stop in Bakersfield unless they need a toilet.)

Thanks for being a fan though!

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-24

I don't live anywhere near your faggot state.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

Well then any insults I have about Bakersfield, CA are nerf bullets to you.

That city fucking sucks though. Whatever state you live in, fuck Bakersfield, CA.

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-24

I lived in Bakersfield as a kid and I can confirm everything negative you said about it. If anything, you were overly kind.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

#realasstalk

Someone who lived in Bakersfield contradict me.

I'm waiting.

1 KikeyNose1488 2019-05-24

Kill yourself

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-24

No u

1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-24

I worked in Bakersfield 15 years ago and still worry about waking up there when I go to sleep. It’s as beat up and shitty as Anthony Cumia’s asshole after a karaoke marathon with “the poker crew”.

1 rdoran93 2019-05-24

but what about buck owens

1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-24

I've lost 6 pounds since the sub was banned. I'm falling apart.

1 superheater187 2019-05-24

Any brothermen considering self harm need to give this a listen: https://youtu.be/6X9tBHX_Fl4

Hard to be depressed with that gem playing.

1 MeSoQuesoOG 2019-05-24

Didnt they shoot that at FH Rileys

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-24

Shit like that really messes with my YT suggestions

1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-24

I will kill myself if you don't make me a mod.

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1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-24

Oh relax, you gay robot.

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1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-24

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1 PeteRoseHaircut69 2019-05-24

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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-24

Oh man, thank fuck you're on board.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

Faggot please, let something else kill you.

No matter what happens, let something else kill you.

You may not think other people care but they do. Be the victim of a mass shooting. Get malignant cancer. Have a drunk driver plow into you. No suicide.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-24

I can't tell if you're drunk, replying to the wrong post or if you're genuinely shit-talking.

Same team, brotherman. If you're talking about my earlier suicide posts, I was only jokin'.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

God bless.

Youtube the Bee Gees "Stayin Alive" to understand my appreciation of me and you walking around til the stroke hits us.

1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-24

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1 Opie_Bot 2019-05-24

Jesus! Enough with the karaoke. Let’s go to the phones!

1 PlugsandLifts 2019-05-24

Have you tried sending your message in Chinese? They may just not understand you.

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-24

Herro! Kirr youlserf

1 opestersmammarydrip 2019-05-24

Who threatened suicide? Jeepers, thats a next level faggot.

This is how you gotta deal with that scumbaaag

https://youtu.be/Nglh-BExEus

1 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-05-24

The problem is me being addictive, not the actual stuff. It’s hard not to text dirty. You gotta detox and then see who you really are and what you really like, because when you’re just grabbing for anything that makes you feel good and anything that takes you out of reality, you have no idea who you are anymore.

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1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-24

Actual suicides are one of our classic bits

1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-24

I'll kill myself if I goddamn feel like it

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

Continue living. The suicide of shitead funny people is a tragedy. We must secure a future for hilarious children.

1 rien1998 2019-05-24

you're the previous mod of the subreddit they just banned, I don't know why you think you stand a chance of them giving you control of the original subreddit with 4x as many subscribers.

good luck anyway.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

We don't care bout r/opieandanthony. That's spaceedge's shit.

I fight for r/opienanthony.

1 rien1998 2019-05-24

even more hopeless i don't think theres any precedent of them unbanning a subreddit but good luck regardless

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

All I want is a conversation.

A list of demands we need to enforce to keep us alive.

We were NOT banned for hate speech or violent content. If that means we need to go private, so be it.

This isn't a AHS victory like r/milliondollarextreme or r/cringeanarchy were. Whatever we need to submit to, I'll try to get the sub unbanned. Fuck precedent.

1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-24

You're doing god's work, reeeeeeal

1 Opesterino 2019-05-24

listen .. im killing myself - nothing anyone can do to stop me but I gotta wait until the rest of my family die off. If I gotta wait then the rest of you fuckos do as well.

1 jordanetics 2019-05-24

Suicide is a sin.

1 unknowkid96 2019-05-24

Wait was this yesterday a person threatened to kill themselves

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-24

Today, after the admins banned our sub without giving us a chance to adhere to standards.

I HATE Patrick, but I would have policed a no-Patrick edict from the admins like a fat vape thief. We weren't given that option, only the ban.

1 unknowkid96 2019-05-24

Then fuck them we double down we go harder there is always a way and that fat fuck thinks because he hit us we wont get up fuck him the only reason why is because his book is 2 stars now next downvote all his shit then on and on

1 TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-24

this

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-05-24

I think we found our new leader!

Mod this man, NOW!

1 1073WAAF 2019-05-24

We should all kill ourselves together, Jonestown style.

1 TARE_ME 2019-05-24

The suicide shit is fake. I often fake mental disorders when I'm trying to get my way. Told Amazon I couldn't go through with my "transitioning procedures" because my sick caffeine and lion's mane stack didn't show up on time "I'M A MAAM!". Three months of free Prime and a $10 credit.

1 DOXXER100 2019-05-24

Oh yeah.. This is indicative of a normal emotional range. Pfffft. Librium anyone?

I said it, I’ll say it again: What you do here is bad for you, and if you’re an active participant in the hatred and vitriolic behavior, you’re suffering from mental illness.. Just stop and get some help...personally, I could care less what you do, but I’m sure even Charles Manson had someone who gave a shit about him.

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-24

Why are your legs o shaped?

1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-05-24

and if you’re an active participant in the hatred and vitriolic behavior

You mean the kind of behaviour your brother made a career out of and groomed his audience into emulating? Be grateful old man, if it wasn't for our unhinged antics your brother wouldn't have had a career and you wouldn't have an allowance.

1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-24

You defend a child grooming pedophile who hasn’t been funny in a decade. You yourself are the textbook definition of a old loser Boomer. Don’t worry about me, worry about getting your “child” to school. 🐮 Dipshit.

1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-24

"I could care less" We know that, stupid. You prove it every day.

1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-24

The last thing I said to you was erased so in order to preserve my legacy I must say it again. Joe Cumia=gay nigger

1 RoeRoeRoeYourJoe 2019-05-24

We are definitely a mentally unstable bunch. But so are you and your family. You grew up in an abusive environment. You ignored your dying mother. Your hand is frequently above or around your sister's breast(s). And on top of all of that, you post here as much as anyone, stupid. Therefore, you are just as much a mentally unstable faggot as everyone here.

1 Superbad415 2019-05-24

This ordeal is giving me pancreatic cancer help.

1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-24

I'm glad you're getting help.

1 TangerineReam 2019-05-24

I dont understand anyone wanting to kill themselves, when we have so much work to do ruining the lives of other people who are begging for it. Like nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha

1 PastorAnderson 2019-05-24

/u/ichise8 don't do it... D'awwww!!

1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-24

If Patrick comes here and says Norm MacDonald is funny, I’ll let bygones be bygones.

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-24

I am willing to serve as a mod. I'm a fat thief and recovered junkie so I think you'll find my credentials are impeccable.

1 mouthmouth18 2019-05-24

why are we still trying to deal with reddit instead of making a voat or somewhere else that's equally gay?

1 lowendranger 2019-05-24

Nice moderation, stupid.

1 HollandJimmy 2019-05-24

I stand as tribute

1 telemecanique 2019-05-24

you're doing gods work sir

1 throwbenny 2019-05-24

Sucking dick isn't this gay

1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-24

I'm playing the long game with my suicide. Ending my life via natural causes/old age.

1 varamyr6skin 2019-05-24

You ever consider the Bob Kelly route? It can really speed up the process.

Just trying to be helpful friend.

1 SirSodomy 2019-05-24

Can we stop being compassionate towards the mentally ill?

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-05-24

Agree

1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-24

This is just ridiculous. When /u/Tippy_toms_shitlogs killed himself a while back all people did was encourage him like any asshole board. And I tried to reach out to the guy, Duffy was concerned as well.

Sometimes you can't control everything powermods

1 Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs 2019-05-24

I gave it the old college try, my cunt neighbor interfered and I spent 28 days in a psychiatric hospital.

1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-24

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