How much do you have to stink before your father takes a shower with you to show you how it’s done?

1  2019-05-23 by Joeybeans1200

11 comments

Is showering with your dad a normal thing at all?

rite of passage in sicily.

my dad showered with me and my bro to show us how to clean our dicks one time, i was 9 and my brother was 7

i thought it was weird then, i think its weird now

but my dad is also retarded when it comes to raising kids and his dad was really distant, so i tell myself he just figured it was a dad thing to do like teaching your son how to shave or throw a football. also maybe my mom told him cause she was worried our uncircumcised dicks would get infected or some such nonsense

my parents were fucking dumb and probably would have been anti vaxxers or at least seriously considered it. but they didnt get my dick cut so i love them for that

The other day my dad went off talking about how he knows he was a shit father for never teaching me how to shave, throw a football, generally just be a man but then said his dad didn’t teach him either so what do I want from him. Nice breaking the chain of dysfunction, stupid.

Was he really a bad dad. It's your turn to insert a story of him being a bad father or a good daddy

Not abusive but just a selfish jerk. He’s always made like 100k a year while my mom and sister and I were on food stamps and shit and he paid like $250/m in child support. Didn’t pay for a single thing outside of that pittance and complained about it all 12 years. But he’ll randomly call crying like a faggot to me about his failing marriage he got cucked in and looking for emotional support. Parents, eh? Can’t live with them, can’t live without them!

-guy who talks about his dad on reddit like anyone gives a shit

No I do, I grew up around too many females now I'm drunk only 8 hours till my job is to be worked I sometimes feel like giving up. However I never know what the future holds for me I just have to try.

I certainly know the feeling. Make sure you have some water, pal. Not being nauseous-hungover at work is a win in my book.

Thank you I'm going to sleep now and going to count that asa win

If your kid is dumb enough to drown in a shower, then you might need to shower with them. Or if you're a kid toucher. Either of those two.

My dad only showers with me when I need help peeling my piss balloon open