my dad showered with me and my bro to show us how to clean our dicks one time, i was 9 and my brother was 7
i thought it was weird then, i think its weird now
but my dad is also retarded when it comes to raising kids and his dad was really distant, so i tell myself he just figured it was a dad thing to do like teaching your son how to shave or throw a football. also maybe my mom told him cause she was worried our uncircumcised dicks would get infected or some such nonsense
my parents were fucking dumb and probably would have been anti vaxxers or at least seriously considered it. but they didnt get my dick cut so i love them for that
The other day my dad went off talking about how he knows he was a shit father for never teaching me how to shave, throw a football, generally just be a man but then said his dad didn’t teach him either so what do I want from him. Nice breaking the chain of dysfunction, stupid.
Not abusive but just a selfish jerk. He’s always made like 100k a year while my mom and sister and I were on food stamps and shit and he paid like $250/m in child support. Didn’t pay for a single thing outside of that pittance and complained about it all 12 years. But he’ll randomly call crying like a faggot to me about his failing marriage he got cucked in and looking for emotional support. Parents, eh? Can’t live with them, can’t live without them!
-guy who talks about his dad on reddit like anyone gives a shit
No I do, I grew up around too many females now I'm drunk only 8 hours till my job is to be worked I sometimes feel like giving up. However I never know what the future holds for me I just have to try.
11 comments
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-23
Is showering with your dad a normal thing at all?
1 JansHammer 2019-05-23
rite of passage in sicily.
1 TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-23
my dad showered with me and my bro to show us how to clean our dicks one time, i was 9 and my brother was 7
i thought it was weird then, i think its weird now
but my dad is also retarded when it comes to raising kids and his dad was really distant, so i tell myself he just figured it was a dad thing to do like teaching your son how to shave or throw a football. also maybe my mom told him cause she was worried our uncircumcised dicks would get infected or some such nonsense
my parents were fucking dumb and probably would have been anti vaxxers or at least seriously considered it. but they didnt get my dick cut so i love them for that
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-23
The other day my dad went off talking about how he knows he was a shit father for never teaching me how to shave, throw a football, generally just be a man but then said his dad didn’t teach him either so what do I want from him. Nice breaking the chain of dysfunction, stupid.
1 unknowkid96 2019-05-23
Was he really a bad dad. It's your turn to insert a story of him being a bad father or a good daddy
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-23
Not abusive but just a selfish jerk. He’s always made like 100k a year while my mom and sister and I were on food stamps and shit and he paid like $250/m in child support. Didn’t pay for a single thing outside of that pittance and complained about it all 12 years. But he’ll randomly call crying like a faggot to me about his failing marriage he got cucked in and looking for emotional support. Parents, eh? Can’t live with them, can’t live without them!
-guy who talks about his dad on reddit like anyone gives a shit
1 unknowkid96 2019-05-23
No I do, I grew up around too many females now I'm drunk only 8 hours till my job is to be worked I sometimes feel like giving up. However I never know what the future holds for me I just have to try.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-23
I certainly know the feeling. Make sure you have some water, pal. Not being nauseous-hungover at work is a win in my book.
1 unknowkid96 2019-05-23
Thank you I'm going to sleep now and going to count that asa win
1 flip0pilf 2019-05-23
If your kid is dumb enough to drown in a shower, then you might need to shower with them. Or if you're a kid toucher. Either of those two.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-23
My dad only showers with me when I need help peeling my piss balloon open