Is Anthony Cumia gay, bisexual, or a heterosexual pedophile?
1 2019-05-23 by soggylefttesticle
Im trying to understand what would possess this seemingly heterosexual man to get ass fucked by a mentally ill boy who looks like a underdeveloped 14 year old, one Sue Lightning. Is Ant just a repressed homosexual who can’t come to grips with his true self because of an overbearing, homophobic father? Or is he just a kinky creep who swings both ways like a pendulum(yesssssss).
I think hes a faggot. What do you guys think?
26 comments
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-23
All the above.
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-05-23
Thanks for the laughs. Be sure to use that wit more often!
1 flip0pilf 2019-05-23
I really don’t think he even fucks young girls. He just eats their assholes, smells their feet, and gives them money.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-23
Can you go to prison for tossing a child's salad?
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-05-23
No.
1 Shacomybrand 2019-05-23
Does it really matter what AntH is at this point? He's a total degenerate sex pervert who will fuck/get fucked by anything to fill the empty void in his heart created by the lack of a real family, no real friends (aside from Bobo and Big A) and the absolute disaster of a "career" he's had. The sooner this ghoul goes back to the underworld that spawned him, the better our collective existences will be.
1 DOXXER100 2019-05-23
I think he’d kick your ass in a straight up MMA match. Sanctioned and with aids tests before.... Then he’d piss on your mamas fart hole. Stupid Faggot. You’re a nigger pedophile wife beater.
Note: See there? I’m trying really hard to be one of you.
1 FiatBarbie 2019-05-23
Real talk: You are a one trick homo.
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-05-23
Are you talking about the same sissy who got beat up by a woman in Times Square and cried about it on Twitter?
1 Ranger_Drumpf 2019-05-23
Joey Nig-Nogs over here.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-05-23
mooooo
1 Subeckk 2019-05-23
Like the AIDS test you failed you gayman? Go back to hanging out with convicted pedophile Kurt Love.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-23
We already know that, idiot. You're desperate to be part of the gang. You're no different than Bobo or the Lady Di. You don't care that everyone thinks you're a fool. You get off on the attention, good or bad.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-23
It always goes back to physical fights with you. Pathetic.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-23
Anthony's bones would shatter like glass if he got into an actual fight you fucking idiot.
1 obscurity-for-all 2019-05-23
your brother paid money to fuck a mentally ill man who looks like a pre teen girl.
Because his cabal of yes men and enablers surrounding him never had the balls to tell him fucking children wasn’t cool.
Hope your cheap fuck chinese guitar and cracker Box condo was worth it.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-05-23
You think he's closeted too, be honest Joe?
1 soggylefttesticle 2019-05-23
Hey faggot! Shouldn’t you be hitting your ghoulish wife in the face with a frying pan, or getting your ass fucked by a cowboy at the Big Apple Ranch?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-23
He'd have to do it because you'd get a positive on the AIDS test, right, faggot?
1 VowedMalice 2019-05-23
Yes
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-23
Sue was just a friend who he made delete all evidence of their friendship from social media, with the exception of venmo. Not gay.
1 jordanetics 2019-05-23
Jokes aside.... ant is a reflection of what we promote.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-23
Yes
1 MassiveDrawl 2019-05-23
I think he's a hetero pedo, but I will say often closeted gays are very particular with the women they fuck, like a normal woman is so sickening to them so they move heaven and earth to bang 18 year old models and shit even when they're 50 years old and gross themselves. The more hetero the guy, the more variety in woman quality he can stomach. Then the most extremely hetero guys are like black criminals who actually go full circle and fuck dudes because they take on an "any hole's a goal" mentality due to being so extremely rugged and manly.
Ant is definitely in that closeted gay category where he's like "ewwww vagina" all the time, but he can't just be gay, because that would make his dad hate him even more, so he bangs petite androgenous girls that are kind of inoffensive and similar to boys. A woman would make him puke. So yeah, a closeted gay whose sexuality manifests with hetero pedophilia.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-23
Trick question, he's a pandimentional cosmic vampire.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-05-23
He's probably heterosexual, but because of all the fucked up sexual shit he was involved with as a young boy he's more of a pansexual pedophile now