I believe that Moby fella.

1  2019-05-23 by squish_is_my_dog

Ever run into an ex who is now married with kids? You try to be nice and ask "hey, you remember the time we..." and she awkwardly says NO.

Bitch you 31, no way you got the Alzheimers yet.

Moby shouldn't have put it in the book. Only fags like Tucker Max brag about banging bitches.

Playas just play. We don't write a chapter about it.

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Nobody listens to techno.

moby is techno?

Every commercial in the late 90's had Moby's shit music. Best move ever. You don't have insufferable fans bothering you but still get that $$$

Every movie too

yeah I always tell my drummer, fuck playing out I want to make like 2 songs to sell to FORD or chef boyrdee and call it a day.

Whoosh

36 year old bald headed fag.