Never smile in photos with women, just in case the woman doesnt smile. Youll look like a loser.

And if both of you don't smile, then it looks like you're isis hostages

He's not smiling, he's trying not to look terrified and is failing miserably.

Reading through this thread I realized I don't know the context of this photo.

I guess Moby said they dated at one point and she said they didn't. Gossip rag stuff. Either way he comes out of it looking like a loser.

Hes shirtless with disgusting nipples he would look like a loser regardless

Amirite???

You should read what he said about her. A lot of ccI'm not worthy" bullshit

Goat milk, Jew.

She’s a Jew? Mazel Tov! What do I know.

Portman, homie.

Her real last name is Hershlag

That's even more Jewy.

Moby is really getting motherfucked by that attractive scummmmbagggg Portman. She never complained about having to seduce a 40 year old assassin in The Professional which was probably nearly as traumatic as dating Moby when she was 18.

These people.

Does any chick as attractive as Portman ever actually "confirm" dating a dude this bald? They just let you hit it once or twice then deny everything.

That bitch belongs to Janoy Cresva

Jew broad fights shirtless Nosferatu

Vegans always look like they have AIDS

I don’t know what’s worse, Natalie Portman claiming that she didn’t know Moby’s intentions, even though she was 18 and graduated high school already or the fact that she was a skank looking to fuck musicians she met at concerts

She looks so unhappy here.