Not a faggot

1  2019-05-23 by brotherjoeofficial

35 comments

He's a white guy so I like him

He's kind of a hapa.

Pretty sure he's part polynesian...

Anything that isn’t from the Middle East, South America, or Sub Saharan Africa is for all intents and purposes white.

Interesting...

I actually think only people from Britain are white.

Oh stop it, nobody thinks that.

This ain't mainstream reddit faggot

the fuck you talking about we were like no.2 sub few years ago

Matrix, Speed, John Wick and Point Break

Good career.

Don't forget his magnum opus, 47 Ronin

Devil's Advocate was decent.

Johnny Mnemonic was great for what it was.

Boooo!

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure!

one of the few series where the sequel was better than the original, bogus journey still stands as full on fucking hilarious.

I hadn't seen them since my childhood, and forgot most of what happened. I watched Bogus Journey first, and it was fucking awesome, going to hell and heaven and all sorts of crazy shit. Went to watch the first one, and it was some gay history lesson.

Death in that movie was awesome

There's a rumor the original script for Bogus Journey was an unproduced Ghostbusters 3 script.

So the history one was the first one? Weird, yeah I remember it sucked, but I don't know why it felt like a shark-jumping sequel.

It has its moments:

https://youtu.be/mkf43ZhNyBg

I watched Bogus Journey so many goddamn times, just watched it again a few weeks ago. The games against the grim reaper is one of the greatest scenes in any comedy. Bill Sadler's grim reaper is amazing.

Point Break is definitely one of the greatest films ever made.

Utah, get me two.

directed by a talented woman, Kathryn Bigelow, no less.

Have you seen Near Dark?

The boogeyman

Underrated Keanu movie - Knock Knock. Keanu smashes two teenage whores who then torment him with blackmail while he loses his shit. Very amusing.

Good flick? I'll have to check it out.

It's not like a masterpiece but it's a fun romp for sure. Genuinely nerve wracking too, especially if you have a wife and love whores. The wife was the scariest part.

Now I'm intrigued

Yeah he tries to fight them off first, but they essentially rape him...

Nick Mullen joking on cumtown: I want the exact same movie, only the gender roles reverse. Like a couple of guys lie their way into some middle aged woman's house and rape her for several days.

He was fucked as a young teen actor, make no mistake. He just made lemons into lemonade and played the game.

Loved him in Les Liaisons Dangereuses with Malkovich.
Just two aristocrats pounding young gullible pussies.

Constantine Rules Fuck Y'all!