"The targeted purge of anyone in government who will not tow the party line is a fascist coup. We're witnessing the dismantling of democracy."

"It's hilarious watching fascist sympathizers try to co-opt imagery from The Matrix and V for Vendetta like they weren't the villans in both."

"All being perpetrated by an illegitimate executive who stole the election despite losing the vote with help from a hostile foreign government.

This is a coup. Only a hyperpartisan or an utter moron would argue otherwise."

"Hello new followers! I used to be funny and write goodish sci-fi novels. That still happens, but Nazi punching has been dialed up to 11."

"Trump is apparently cancelling his trip to Milwaukee on Thursday. The Bronze Fonz could not be reached for comment."

"Motion to rename "Pepe the Frog" to "KKKermit the frog." Is there a second?"

"We friends? Fascists infesting your twitter stream? For the low price of buy-me-a-beer-sometime, I'll make sure they forget all about you."

(DON'T FAWK WITH ME.)

"Be KKKind. Rewind. The country. To the 50's."

""You're not being very tolerant of my beliefs, hypocrite!" -Every jackboot-licking Nazi-washout cunt on my Twitter feed today"

"Remember on D-Day when allied forces landed on Normandy and used emotional outreach and rational, fact-based arguments to defeat the Nazis?"

(Kinda admitting that woke progressive types are worthless at debating those they consider Nazis)

"When you have to use fake massacres to justify your muslim ban, while burying real ones so you can ignore white terrorism, that's racism."

"The alt-right is debating the merits of genocide. The left is debating if hitting people is ever OK. 2 sides of the same crazy coin, right?"

"Just in: Left shark has been replaced in this year's halftime show by alt-right shark. Who will use his platform to argue for a tuna ban."

"The GOP just used a gag rule invented to silence abolitionists to censure the words of MLK's wife. But don't call them racists."

"Trump isn't going to Make America Great Again. He's cutting her up in a chop shop and selling off the parts."

"Just a friendly reminder that a Russian dictator picked our President and none of you are angry enough about it."

"Rolled through the McD's drivethrough. Window guy held out my order, I grabbed it without stopping. We nod. Sometimes things just work out."

"With the Trump/Putin links growing, I think we finally have a scandal big enough that we'll stop sticking "Gate" onto the end of everything."

(LOL.)

"Ever been friends with a thousand comedians on social media and try to ask a serious question?

We can't turn it off. It's a nightmare..."

"[Obama kicks down the White House door, holding a bazooka, with an army at his back.] Trump: You! You can't do this! Obama: Yes. We. Can."