He's probably holding the most expensive guns from AntH's collection, illegally, that should have been confiscated by Nassau County law enforcement. Remember how fast he showed up to Anthony's house to take that glassy stoned eyed photo of Anthony to prove he's not dead recently? Keith is only a few minutes away at all times to tend to his cash cow.
He looked up Bob Eastman in the Yellow Pages. A Jewish man from Yonkers answered & just agreed to everything Keith was rambling about to get him off the phone.
Ant's prostitute keeps him stoned on weed instead of wasted drunk all the time now, so that's how he's "different". He's still lazy, 4 shows a week, no show prep, boring, stale "jokes". Keith the Crook just wants Ron so CP Media poach guests and use him as an excuse to raise sub prices and gain more sucker subscribers, especially to make up for all of the ones they lost when Gavin and Artie we're gone.
It would never happen in a million years, but if he did by some miracle get Ron to sign onto the network, he would carry an above average show no matter how bad Anthony is.
Keith is basically saying that back before Compound took a nose dive in traffic before everyone caught on to how bad the show(a) were, he made the best offer they ever could.
Now that it’s obviously a sinking wreck Keith is looking back and patting himself on the back knowing that was probably the best shot they had before the numbers completely dried up to only the truck drivers and middle aged superfans like it is today.
Then not long after, when it was obvious, Ron came on to tell Ant he’s not funny anymore and this isn’t what someone with his talent should be wasting his time on. I’m sure after that show Ant’s yes men made sure to tell him he’s still funny and laugh extra hard at his jokes.
What a stand up guy everyone! He’s “falling on the sword” for everyone. Just one thing Keith, when “falling on the sword” it’s not appropriate to immediately blame someone else after doing so.
All I can hear is Black Earl's voice acting like a big man for taking the blame "for my people" when it was all his fuckup the entire time and absolutely everyone knew it.
"The reason he didn't sign with me was my fault, BUT -- I did it for a completely invalid, retarded, bush league reason, so I'm okay with it. Also, the real culprit is a man who died a while back. Fuck him. It was all his fault."
Man do you really think Ron Bennington, who is not an idiot, would take roughly the same pay at a shaky VFW-esque platform full of R-list comedians, hookers, and people dancing around his long-time friend's addictions.
Also, Ant would definitely throw his weight around if he was his boss. Even if the money was good (lol) do you think Ron would kiss Ant's ass if he had other options?
Then you factor in things like his daughter, grandchild, and personal taste, How the fuck did anyone ever think Ron Bennington would go to Compound Media?
Has Ant ever explained how he can be in the radio business for twenty years, yet the only person he could find to run his "media empire" is some crooked ex-cop with no broadcasting experience what so ever?
53 comments
1 BeigeFrequency 2019-05-23
Cops are known for talking responsibilities for their mistakes, so I believe Keith on this one.
1 bovinegrazr 2019-05-23
No theyre not
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-23
Oh literal bovinegrazr
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-23
The fact that Keith hasn’t shot AntH in the back is stunning.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-23
He's probably holding the most expensive guns from AntH's collection, illegally, that should have been confiscated by Nassau County law enforcement. Remember how fast he showed up to Anthony's house to take that glassy stoned eyed photo of Anthony to prove he's not dead recently? Keith is only a few minutes away at all times to tend to his cash cow.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-23
Who wants to bet that Keith is Ants executor for his will
1 StuntPeckah 2019-05-23
I sense a double execution coming...
1 boringoneliner 2019-05-23
Keith is extorting AntH. He saw a resemblance in AntH to Stan Lee and is already living in his house.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-05-23
Still a few years away from that NY Post headline.
“Mafia Cop kills has been Shock Jock”
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-23
more like "some guy kills unknown man"
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-23
It's just about that time for a 47 minute documentary about Keith and his family or crooks. Where we at on that my guy?
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-23
Eastman, does he mean Bob Eatman? What a fucking idiot.
1 jml9689 2019-05-23
Yes, but it's really "Super Agent Bob Eatman."
1 HoagieErocktion 2019-05-23
He looked up Bob Eastman in the Yellow Pages. A Jewish man from Yonkers answered & just agreed to everything Keith was rambling about to get him off the phone.
Keith is a verified idiot
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-05-23
Didn't even spell his name right lol. He consistently disappoints
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-23
Keith would be fired so fast at anything other than a cop or Nana's co-boss.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-23
Ant's prostitute keeps him stoned on weed instead of wasted drunk all the time now, so that's how he's "different". He's still lazy, 4 shows a week, no show prep, boring, stale "jokes". Keith the Crook just wants Ron so CP Media poach guests and use him as an excuse to raise sub prices and gain more sucker subscribers, especially to make up for all of the ones they lost when Gavin and Artie we're gone.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-23
Hell if he's not pickling his liver and eating Xanax like m&Ms it's an improvement
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-05-23
He's still a drunk, just not as much. He's always drinking in those gay ass basement karaoke vids and couch farting Twitch feeds.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-23
It would never happen in a million years, but if he did by some miracle get Ron to sign onto the network, he would carry an above average show no matter how bad Anthony is.
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-23
Thankfully he's in obscurity now and even Ron wants nothing to do with him.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-23
Keith is basically saying that back before Compound took a nose dive in traffic before everyone caught on to how bad the show(a) were, he made the best offer they ever could.
Now that it’s obviously a sinking wreck Keith is looking back and patting himself on the back knowing that was probably the best shot they had before the numbers completely dried up to only the truck drivers and middle aged superfans like it is today.
Then not long after, when it was obvious, Ron came on to tell Ant he’s not funny anymore and this isn’t what someone with his talent should be wasting his time on. I’m sure after that show Ant’s yes men made sure to tell him he’s still funny and laugh extra hard at his jokes.
1 20-4-7HayTomBrown 2019-05-23
What a slimeball. Why not blame Patrice for dieing too early to be on Ant's show?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-05-23
I fall on the sword by blaming this dead guy who can't defend himself.
1 MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-23
Cumias really foster loyalty
1 GearoidIsAinmDom 2019-05-23
Fucking lol. I take full responsibility and will deal with the consequences but I won't
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-23
What a stand up guy everyone! He’s “falling on the sword” for everyone. Just one thing Keith, when “falling on the sword” it’s not appropriate to immediately blame someone else after doing so.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-05-23
All I can hear is Black Earl's voice acting like a big man for taking the blame "for my people" when it was all his fuckup the entire time and absolutely everyone knew it.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-23
Keith is a greasy little worm
Way to blame a dead guy for your incompetence, stupid
1 ucfgavin 2019-05-23
Wait...he tried to say Ron was going to be on the show before anything was confirmed?
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-23
Yes, remember that logo they put together?
1 ucfgavin 2019-05-23
Oh I thought this was new and happened again
1 mouthmouth18 2019-05-23
he should blame Ron for not being retarded enough to jump on the cumia sinking ship
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-05-23
I'm starting to think that Keith isn't good at his job.
1 BergStonewall 2019-05-23
You might be on to something.
1 tandemi 2019-05-23
https://www.allaccess.com/net-news/archive/story/169956/bob-eatman-dies-talent-agent-represented-several-r
Super agent Bob Eatman died 2 years ago... why did this fuckface post this today?
1 Phkna1 2019-05-23
Nana is in a better place
1 MaskedUploader 2019-05-23
Keith, still too stupid to realize that Ron used him for leverage and a free meal.
1 Frequent2001 2019-05-23
what about the other 10 times he dropped the ball when it comes to keeping "talent" or hiring them..
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-23
"The reason he didn't sign with me was my fault, BUT -- I did it for a completely invalid, retarded, bush league reason, so I'm okay with it. Also, the real culprit is a man who died a while back. Fuck him. It was all his fault."
Police officers are great people
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-23
I like the passive aggressive dig at NaNa
1 Jungies 2019-05-23
Translation: Ant is now fucked.
1 TacolasCage 2019-05-23
Nothing but excuses from this fuckin sorry ass network.
1 bollg 2019-05-23
Man do you really think Ron Bennington, who is not an idiot, would take roughly the same pay at a shaky VFW-esque platform full of R-list comedians, hookers, and people dancing around his long-time friend's addictions.
Also, Ant would definitely throw his weight around if he was his boss. Even if the money was good (lol) do you think Ron would kiss Ant's ass if he had other options?
Then you factor in things like his daughter, grandchild, and personal taste, How the fuck did anyone ever think Ron Bennington would go to Compound Media?
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-23
Keith is such a lying thief.
1 no_one_inparticular 2019-05-23
Robert Hanssen was a more honest and faithful law enforcement officer than Keith.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-23
"I fall on the sword"
"That dead guy did it though"
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-23
Ron was Never going to go there. Why the fuck would he? Also Keith is an idiot.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-23
Finally someone saying what needs said. Thank you, salescunt.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-23
Ever since the pic keith posted of Ant curled up in Missys arms, I've noticed he passive aggressively motherfucks cumio
1 no_one_inparticular 2019-05-23
Has Ant ever explained how he can be in the radio business for twenty years, yet the only person he could find to run his "media empire" is some crooked ex-cop with no broadcasting experience what so ever?
1 zoogie778 2019-05-23
I wish congress could investigate Keith and Nana instead. Would be much more entertaining.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-23
He thinks that just because dead, unarmed black men can’t tell tales means he just can pin the blame on any dead person