Pat's cuckiest lines, circa January 2017
1 2019-05-23 by PsychopathyRed
""We survived 8 years of Obama, you'll survive 4 years of Trump," is like saying because you survived 8 years of being made to eat your vegetables, I'll survive 4 years of being forced to swallow molten sulfur."
(Ah, the brevity.)
"Today, my beautiful daughter turns five. I tried really hard to get her the first female President as a present, but now I'm going to have to stand up with all the other incredible women in my life to make sure she grows up in a country that respects and defends her rights to live her life freely, feel safe within the world, make her own choices, and grow into the amazing human being I know she will become.
Happy birthday, [redacted]. I love you endlessly."
(Jesus fucking Christ, he turns a shout-out to his daughter that he doesn't actually care about into overt virtue signalling. He disgusts me.)
"This is race-baiting. This is naked xenophobia. This is profoundly UNAMERICAN."
"Twitter egg: "I hope you get shot." Me: Go fuck yourself. TE: "Whoa, such vulgarity!"
This is why I'm cranky, kids."
"Signing a refugee ban on Holocaust Remembrance Day was deliberate, calculated outreach to his most racist supporters.
Trump is pure evil."
"Chamberlining: The act of ignoring obvious parallels to Nazism until it's too late out of an irrational fear of being accused of Godwining."
"Traitorous Racist Unhinged Misogynistic Puppet
What's your best #TrumpAcronym?"
"Ever wonder what you would have done during the Civil Rights era?
Now's your chance to find out."
"Anybody hear from the #AllLivesMatter people about refugees yet? No? Weird..."
""I'm sick of hearing about politics!"
Honey, we're so far past politics right now, you can't see them from your roof. This is survival."
"Remember, everyone. You are not finished protesting until you call your reps. You are not finished protesting until you cast your votes."
"The Muslim ban makes us less safe. The Wall makes us less prosperous. ACA repeal makes us less healthy. Who is Trump working for?"
"The targeted purge of anyone in government who will not tow the party line is a fascist coup. We're witnessing the dismantling of democracy."
22 comments
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-23
I'm going to archive February as well. His Trump Derangement Syndrome was furious at this point. Despite having the Twitter account at the time, he was posting on Facebook like a motherfucker; multiple posts per day.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-23
Please document everything. Someday this story will be told
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-23
February might have to be a two-parter. He's going nuts.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-23
TYFYS
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-23
This guy must have a garden full of bodies for posting cringey shit like that
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-23
He only mentions his daughter for virtue signaling points, that is just disgusting.
He’s a true psycho and deserves all the shit he gets.
1 DrSvarheeny 2019-05-23
Sure sounds like a political fire brand to me. More like political faggot brand
1 PiesByGertrude 2019-05-23
God I wish Trump were really Hitler.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-23
"So you didn't get her a present again?"
"Well no. But I tried really hard to get her the first female president. I really did. Because five year olds love politics."
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-05-23
If you come across anything hateful or report worthy do us a favor and share it
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-23
What an embarrassing error from a supposed professional writer.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-23
He thinks parties have "lines" that need towing by a truck.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-23
Pat can't wait until his daughter is old enough to have her first abortion!
1 GinFoss 2019-05-23
The sad thing is, if she ever did the first thing he would do is shamelessly announce it on Facebook in a post criticizing republicans
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-23
Every time I feel sorry for him (which is rare) reading all the shit he's said makes me lose those feelings.
He is such a piece of shit.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-23
"Ever wonder what you would have done during the Civil Rights era?"
Breeding violent German Shepherds hopefully.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-23
First female president, wouldn't you want a GOOD one?
1 unknowkid96 2019-05-23
This is why I'm a fucking conservative now
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-23
Pat considers himself a "real conservative".
That's why I'm a total Nazi.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-23
"Chamberlining: The act of ignoring obvious parallels to Nazism until it's too late out of an irrational fear of being accused of Godwining."
That line would be funnier if it had more references to 1930s British politicians. Stupid Wikipedia reading hack who thinks it makes him a historian
1 GinFoss 2019-05-23
Pretty gay, but nothing tops the faggot magnum opus hunger games get them children post he made
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-23
I hope that his daughter reads how he talked down to a young female college student for not having the same opinions as him.