My go-to phrase for clearing up a bad day is saying “President Mel Gibson” out loud, 3 times.

1  2019-05-23 by Every1ShouldBKilled

It’ll never happen, but there’s a certain serenity that comforts me, just by uttering it...

17 comments

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-23

"President Donald Trump' will never happen"

1  Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-23

Yeah, but Mel really won’t happen, because he went after (((them))).

1  PiesByGertrude 2019-05-23

He’s Australian

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-23

He was born in the US. Dual citizenship.

1  OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-23

Yeah, he moved to Australia when he was 12.

1  PiesByGertrude 2019-05-23

well this is all terrific news

1  3sharpies2many 2019-05-23

Can a person who holds or held dual citizenship legally allowed to be president? That sounds like a bad idea. North Korean/ US citizen might cause problems.

1  PsychopathyRed 2019-05-23

And Obama was a black guy

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-05-23

I never noticed

1  TheOneWhoDox 2019-05-23

guy

*gay

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-23

Kenya believe it?

1  Coondoon 2019-05-23

Was thinking he couldn't be president because he was born in Australia, but it turns out he was born in New York.

Also fun fact, he's named after st. Mel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mél_of_Ardagh

1  call_me_winston 2019-05-23

the 37th amendment will involve jacuzzis

1  killgav 2019-05-23

Don’t say it 4 times or he’ll appear and make you blow him in the hot tub.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-05-23

BEFORE

1  SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-23

Your lips to God's ears

1  johnfreeman1111111 2019-05-23

Yankee-Aussie is a hell of a combination

Very alpha.