I’m healthy

I'm addicted to love

"Ain't Talkin Bout Love"

I'm simply irresistible

Struggling? No.

I'm doing great.

I was until I called the Jim Norton advice show. Fixed me right up.

So taking it forcefully in the dirt track made it better?

Turbo Tommy is a king in the dirt tracks.

You know I care about you, baby and I'm here to help. Position yourself directly behind someone so the bus driver doesn't catch you taking a swig from the bottle when he glances in the mirror.

I'm healthy and do enjoy drugs here and there, but not addicted.

I think about suicide on a pretty regular basis and I don't know why, but it's been like that my whole entire life. I can't do it though because it would hurt my family, but once their gone I'm gone.

Are you doing a leprechaun thing now?

Oh shit, it's still the pirate bit. Got it.

Suicidal ideation is a coping mechanism for some people. Sometimes when I get frustrated I imagine shooting myself in the right temple but I’m 98% sure I’ll never kill myself.

Right now I’m carbo loading with my second dozen donuts.Plan on drinking a liter of vodka later but I’m trying to pace myself.

My ex GF of 10 years, got pregnant last June, dumped me about two weeks later for someone at her work (probably the baby's REAL father), then subsequently miscarried the baby back in November.

I can't even go to her house to ask about it, because I'm 'legally forbidden' from seeing her again.

(Getting into a fatal car "accident" seems pretty tempting right now)

👍👍👍

Car accident is pussy shit, you need to be the Adrienne to her Patrick S Tomlinson. Go start a family with someone who's PFG while she wallows around in her own filth writing awful science fiction novels with some second rate dork

You should be happy that bitch got a miscarriage at least.

Why would you want to ask her about it? She's clearly a treacherous hoe who chose her hoe path.

I dunno, you lost the whore and she lost the baby, seems like it worked out

Don't try a "car accident". Only a small chance of fatality. You could end up just paralyzed and a dumbass. Give it 6 months or a year and you'll be over it. Dodged a bullet.

I eat clean and exercise. It helps me deal me with the alcoholic, miserable assholes I work with on a daily basis who are not funny and have nothing interesting to say.

So don't beat yourself up. Most drunks are not as funny as you guys are.

If I ever feel down about something in my life, I just remind myself that at least I am not Joe Cumia and my mood greatly improves.

Is it alcoholism if you don't need to drink but do because it makes you genuinely happier?

That's where I'm at.

Recently just passed a year of sobriety. Life isn’t any better. Those fucking AA members are really lying sccccumbags

I don’t miss constantly feeling sick and the shakes though.

I used to pop Xanax in the morning to quell the hangover

Is that good? I found a 10mg crushed up in the morning with water Really takes the hangover away

10mg is a pretty big amount. I used to pop a 2mg extended release that completely took any hangover away but I could function without feeling groggy.

Yea I was feeling pretty good with that, probably don't Need it, but my hangover never came back

Nope, because I am not a faggot.

Jay Mohr is having a rough time.

I'll admit, I have some mental health issues but am fairly functional. The sub puts a smile on my face a lot of the time. I love Anthony and Joe and Artie and Opie but not Jim and Sam. Two snakes with no exceptional qualities or talents.

I'm a fast food and mountain dew addict. Been doing well by haven't been able to get under 300 yet.

You have your pirate and Chinese character and the ire of the sub when you use them for long periods.

So you have that going for you.

why are you typing like a northern englishman

Stop bitching, you're doing fine.

Functional alcoholic here. Working on it but sometimes I just love to booze away an entire weekend

The only addiction I have is to black tar heroin so I think I'm okay.

He’s lying

How are you not dead yet?

i got a gf who doesnt let me do heroin anymore 😠

20 days sober. Only smoking pot but I'm still a miserable cunt.

Faggot

Slight pain killer addiction but I can quit any time I want.

Lol depression, yea. Actually basically stopped drinking a few months back, but still use mj Concentrate daily for mood ( in addition to meds). It's a battle sometimes but I guess a lot have it worse

Well... alright

3 suicide attempts under my belt and a passionate love for opiates.

You tried to kill your dick?

He was all ready dead.

I’ve done my fair share of coke at bachelor parties and smoked a lot of weed in college, but my only real vice is alcohol. But I’ve cut back recently.

I was about to hit “send” and realized I had a lit cigarette between my fingers. So that, too.

Also I found it next to impossible to stay faithful to my last girlfriend. I’ve avoided relationships since but you could say I’m addicted to eating ass. You might say it’s so intimate it fills the void in my soul left by a perpetual avoidance of emotional connection with other people.

So, remember that there's a bunch of ways to quit booze, and that not all of them involve never drinking again.

Also remember that drinking every day is going to fuck up your endorphins (at least temporarily), so that everything is going to look much worse than it is, up until that first drink.

Lastly, exercise will help with depression. There's a program called "Couch to 5K" (C25K) that starts you off walking, adds brief (10 yard?) jogging sections, and eventually leads you to running 5k. There's a ton of mobile apps that will time out the intervals for you, or at worst you can record a timing track.

Hope that helps, Knickers. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to blow the foam off my breakfast....

I can't stop drinking. 4 days sober right now. Going to try and keep this going. But usually I'll go a week and then get wasted for 3 days. Then spend 2-3 days in crippling depression/hangovers. Will probably go back on antidepressants again. But I'm not complaining. At least I've got a job, some food and a few basic luxuries like entertainment. Life's not great when compared with others, but still glad I haven't done something stupid like get a manslaughter charge for drinking and driving or pulled a Chris Kuhn. So there's a few things to be thankful for. Been going through this for about 7 years, getting too old for it. So think I might just do antidepressants, weed, go to work, play PC games here and there and avoid all other alcohol/drugs and make the best out of this messed up world

PTSD with horrid anxiety here. I'm functional and in the business world, got kids and all that. You fuckers always find ways to make me laugh and forget the fucking struggles for a while.

Meds never seemed to help, and I have been graced (unlike my siblings) into my 40s with avoiding any serious addictions aside from dipping. But who needs teeth anyway?

Some sad motherfuckers in this sub

I just don’t get it never have been able to. I’ve been briefly hooked on opiates, had my periods with alcohol and weed. Even had periods of gaining weight. But you eventually realise it’s a problem and sort it out. Takes a few weeks of pain and then you get through it.

How do people drag this shit on for decades weeping over their own self induced misery?

It must be something like that. I don’t think people are just making it up or doing it on purpose. It’s just hard to understand when you’ve never experienced it.