Jesus Christ Bobby. If we could weaponize his insatiable hunger the entire world would fear us. He'll turn your fertile lands to deserts and devour anyone with a dissenting opinion like a walrus at feeding time.
Bobby without a doubt. Artie has a support group who will help him whenever he's at his worst. The guy's been through enough rehabs. Bobby on the other hand is addicted to food. Good luck putting him in rehab for that shit. That nigga will get caught smuggling cookies and thrown in the hole.
He's a genuinely good person. When Rogan had Ari on the show Joe mentioned how Bobby used to work with handicapped kids. I found that admirable. It's sad because he has a kid and all he's doing is lowering his chances of even seeing the little prick graduate from high school, which is sad.
He's a grown man, what are they supposed to do? Plus he's at that level of denial where he says things like regular dieting and exercising "don't work" for him.
12 step people are annoying, they stop one addiction and move onto another one. Sometimes it becomes their career and it can be a bit healthy like you make $ and stuff, but usually they double down on smoking, eating or gambling.
I was listening to an old Nopie from maybe 2012 and in it Bobbys bitching that people are "worried about me behind my back, dude I cut out sugar I'm doin fuckin great"
I remember him saying that he hired a Ben and Jerry's stand and server for his kid's last birthday. His son is, what, 5 or 6? Kids that age don't give a shit which brand of ice cream you give them at a birthday party. Food is incidental to all of them apart from the one fat kid. They want to play, open presents etc. Chocolate ice cream? Great. Gimme some. That Ben and Jerry's stand was for him and him alone, rolling around in cookie dough and cherry Garcia like the self-indulgent hog he is.
What the fuck is the point of hashtag eatyourcrust? What the fuck is the point of writing that? How is that amusing or valuable in any way? That's just stupid utter shite
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1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-22
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1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
O&A circle is notoriously awful at marketing.
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-22
Jesus Christ Bobby. If we could weaponize his insatiable hunger the entire world would fear us. He'll turn your fertile lands to deserts and devour anyone with a dissenting opinion like a walrus at feeding time.
1 burningPike 2019-05-22
I can see bob sliding on his stomach through fertile farmland devouring everything in his path leaving a giant trail of slime behind him
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
Imagine his shits
1 burningPike 2019-05-22
He probably shits once a month at the ER
1 Persianschlong 2019-05-22
just a funnel of misery and shame
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-22
He'll turn your fertile lands to dessert
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-22
Vurrry good
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-22
Bobby will die much earlier than the average person if he keeps this up.
1 TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-22
Hopefully before he spends every last fine on food
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
Who goes first Artie or Bobby?
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-22
Bobby without a doubt. Artie has a support group who will help him whenever he's at his worst. The guy's been through enough rehabs. Bobby on the other hand is addicted to food. Good luck putting him in rehab for that shit. That nigga will get caught smuggling cookies and thrown in the hole.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
Foods gotta be the worst addiction. It's everywhere.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
Food addiction would suck, it's literally everywhere.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-22
Especially for a fat pig like Bobby who can eat everything.
I love the guy. I don't want him to die from it. But it's going to happen, and he just doesn't care.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-22
I like Bob but what's he doing?
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-22
He got lost somewhere along the way.
He's a genuinely good person. When Rogan had Ari on the show Joe mentioned how Bobby used to work with handicapped kids. I found that admirable. It's sad because he has a kid and all he's doing is lowering his chances of even seeing the little prick graduate from high school, which is sad.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-22
YOU KNOW WHAT, DUUUUUUUDE, YOU CAN'T BE EATIN THE FAAAAAAHKIN CRAYONS, DUUUUUUUDE
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-22
Don't forget Jim's advanced AIDS
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-22
"Mommy, why does Daddy care more about food than me?"
1 unknowkid96 2019-05-22
Bobby eats all his kids lunchables at midnight
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-22
Followed by his own immediately after.
1 Leofan7 2019-05-22
DUUUDE YA GOT YER CAPRI SUN, YER CRUST, YER SAUCE, THE CHEESE N PEPPERONIS, AND BOOM, A GOT A PRE-LUNCH SNACK!
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-22
Still on his sixth fat I see.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-22
The final frontier.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-22
Taking up space... the final frontier...
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-22
No it was The Voyage Home that had the whales
1 John_Gulbunny 2019-05-22
How do none of his friends bully him into dieting? Why are they so scared of him
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-22
He'll sit on them
1 McGowan9 2019-05-22
He's a grown man, what are they supposed to do? Plus he's at that level of denial where he says things like regular dieting and exercising "don't work" for him.
1 SendItOverToTurd 2019-05-22
Fat fucking disgrace.
1 Subeckk 2019-05-22
He would be so much healthier if he went back on drugs
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
12 step people are annoying, they stop one addiction and move onto another one. Sometimes it becomes their career and it can be a bit healthy like you make $ and stuff, but usually they double down on smoking, eating or gambling.
1 ChippySez 2019-05-22
Bobby looks like a fat tub of shit in his profile picture. He's twice as fat in that video.
1 bigtitters 2019-05-22
he's got a double-neck.
1 BlobbyKelly00 2019-05-22
He doesn't need help. He can finish that by himself.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
Bobby can't do much but boy can he sure eat.
1 fiffy_tiffy 2019-05-22
I broke the scale man, I broke the scale dude!
1 harnal_the_grayt 2019-05-22
At least he's talking about something he understands. Bob Kelly is an expert fat fuck.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-05-22
His apartment is street facing so its easier for the crane to remove his body. So thats something. Not all bad.
1 Psych555 2019-05-22
I celebrated national pizza party day without watching this video. How fucked am I?
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
I didn't even know there was such a thing.
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-22
It's bigger than Christmas at Bobby's house.
1 Moowon 2019-05-22
I was listening to an old Nopie from maybe 2012 and in it Bobbys bitching that people are "worried about me behind my back, dude I cut out sugar I'm doin fuckin great"
Did ya?
1 McGowan9 2019-05-22
I remember him saying that he hired a Ben and Jerry's stand and server for his kid's last birthday. His son is, what, 5 or 6? Kids that age don't give a shit which brand of ice cream you give them at a birthday party. Food is incidental to all of them apart from the one fat kid. They want to play, open presents etc. Chocolate ice cream? Great. Gimme some. That Ben and Jerry's stand was for him and him alone, rolling around in cookie dough and cherry Garcia like the self-indulgent hog he is.
1 AirBuddDwyer 2019-05-22
What the fuck is the point of hashtag eatyourcrust? What the fuck is the point of writing that? How is that amusing or valuable in any way? That's just stupid utter shite
1 McGowan9 2019-05-22
Wasting precious carbs is a sin in Bobby's eyes.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-22
He's becoming a Harkonnen.
1 Halloween_Fuckmonkey 2019-05-22
Bob's the next comic to die. I'd bet my house on it.
1 oooBeta_Libraeooo 2019-05-22
Nobody better give this asshole postmortem benefits, nigga ate himself to death like Pizza the Hut.