Hey guys, everyone click this link, joecumia.com is already pretty SEO optimized and I keyword stuffed the shit out of this post. Hopefully it can rank #1 on Google for Starship repo very soon.

1  2019-05-22 by marioncruise

35 comments

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-22

Will it help if I click it like 10 times or is it IP based or what?

1  a-corsican-pimp 2019-05-22

It will help once you find it and click it on Google. Until then, it needs to be discovered/indexed by them, this outbound link will help some.

1  Jungies 2019-05-22

If you do a google search for:

Patrick Tomlinson Joe Cumia Starship Repo

...that would help. I'm not making that an outbound link because I think searches are better for SEO ranking.

1  PhishInVa2 2019-05-22

Subpoena for sure

1  marioncruise 2019-05-22

Hoping for a cease & desist at least.

1  suirogerg 2019-05-22

_ This is the first book I have read in decades and I could barely get through it._

Great.

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-22

Worth the read.

1  LookOutItsMe 2019-05-22

"Prose"

1  Mintwa 2019-05-22

Doing the lords work. Exposing this pedophile is good for everyone.

1  marioncruise 2019-05-22

Won't someone please think of the children, child.

1  ucfgavin 2019-05-22

Patrick will....constantly

1  diddlybooba 2019-05-22

You should just implement a forum there and we can all migrate there and off this gay site

1  marioncruise 2019-05-22

Our Dev team is on it

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-05-22

Please display comments on the post page.

Ike L. June-Higgers has some things to say.

1  ucfgavin 2019-05-22

Keith the cop quality?

1  SuperToes845 2019-05-22

You can visit here too.

1  JerkStoreJ 2019-05-22

Good call. I may even chip in a few bucks for costs

1  percykaramello 2019-05-22

Whatever happened to that 8chan board?

1  PastorAnderson 2019-05-22

I posted on it once. There was one other post.

1  mrwhite9292 2019-05-22

It's going to be pure autism on there . I've never been more excited

1  KYGGyokusai 2019-05-22

The modern version of Flowers for Algernon

1  SnakeBlizkin 2019-05-22

Clicked!

1  GinFoss 2019-05-22

That awful beanie and sunglasses photo is Joe's version of "Tough guy Jim Norton"

1  SomervilleDan 2019-05-22

You should hire Niki to do your SEO

1  marioncruise 2019-05-22

That could get the ball rolling.

1  BoatHack2 2019-05-22

TYFYS

1  SueLightningsPenis 2019-05-22

If you're going for SEO, don't repeat sentences like that. That's the kind of thing that spam detection looks for.

1  JimNortonFaggotHack 2019-05-22

I heard that before Patrick S Tomlinson writes he likes to rub an African American boy's shit under his nose to remind him of the sex they just had. Isn't that disturbing? They should put guys like this on an island and blow it up.

1  GinFoss 2019-05-22

That's definitely the most vile rumor yet

1  ucfgavin 2019-05-22

Pretty good insight Joe, I appreciated your quality review.

1  YourOldPalHoward 2019-05-22

This is a great idea, but you should expand on this page as a depository of all of Pat’s insane narcissism and terrible writing. If this is going to end up as his most visible presence on the net, you should consider dropping or reducing the Joe bit for this page and just letting it stand as a museum of his many failures.

As it stands right now this page would be too easy for a rando to dismiss as a meaningless troll page. Let’s turn this into something that will actually damage him.

1  Guinness525 2019-05-22

>Patrick is also not a good father.

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Just right in the middle of the review lol.

1  StuntPeckah 2019-05-22

That's one author who shouldn't have rebuffed Brother Joe. Now he'll feel the wrath of LOTS OF CAPITALS AND EXCLAMATIONS!!!!!!

1  sebulba_69ing_jarjar 2019-05-22

If he really dies on the last page then this is hilarious

1  Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-22

He looks like a squashed Morrissey