”No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...”

1  2019-05-22 by TyCobbFuckParty

“Day 1 of an old school no sugars, no carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks a day and a lean green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years...Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like i’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass...

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow...cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into ‘fat burning mode’ (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING...and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient. 😎👍 (No offense AIDS patients...) 😬

Goal - 210lbs

PS - I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’1 helps big time.”

-joe “frying pan” cumia

13 comments

my weight loss seems to have stalled at 310 pounds. I might have to try the brother joe diet. I don't like vegetables though, so I would need to replace the salad with something else!

Semen

There are ways around that, Pat. A salad doesn’t have be just dry/damp leaves. You can add fruits, meats, nuts, and cheeses.

what happened to the recipe guy? he did some amazing things on this sub with lima beans.

I never did make that lentil soup. I’d like to.

Pretty sure hes the one who went to jail for tuning up his wife.

haha cool

How’s that Low T helping with the weight loss, u/DOXXER100

Also, is Anthony really close with Kurt Love aka Jeffrey Hollander?

No stupid. Anthony and Joe are equally close with Jeffrey Hollander. He hangs out at Joes house too.

Woah! 6 foot 1? What a remarkable height.

You think Anthony looks at Joe and wishes he could give up alcohol that easily?

That "I'm 6'1 so I hide it well" line really shows what a fat fucking delusional I he is. I'm 6'2 and 200lbs and I have a gut that I fucking loathe