Women are self-involved sociopaths
1 2019-05-22 by Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly
Girlfriend texts me out of the blue asking how my day is. I tell her I'm sick and may need to leave work early to see a doctor. Her response? "I'm not having a good day..." and then launches into some pointless rambling tirade about some girl at work who looked at her in a rude way or some stupid shit.
Hey stupid.. next time instead of asking me how I'm doing, ignoring my response, and then using that as a jumping off point to bombard me with your insecurities and neuroses, just cut the bullshit and say "I'm going to dump all my problems on you.. ready?"
I fucking hate women (and my girlfriend)
180 comments
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-05-22
I don't know why you date a chick. Use them for sex and then ignore them.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
One of them is going to collar you eventually, it's only a matter of time. Do yourself a favor and tear out your vas deferens before it's too late
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-22
”Just give up and chuck yourself lol”
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
When it comes to women, everyone gets cucked in the end. You give them your time, money, energy, emotional support and they give nothing in return except vag. And after 5 years of staring at the same one I can get more turned on flipping through a JC Penney catalogue than I do from having her rub that untrimmed muff on my face
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-22
No, YOU get cucked in the end, weak nigga
No one forced you to sign your freedom away to walking pussy
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
I knocked her up awhile ago and unfortunately I can't walk away from my child. I wish I could just be a deadbeat and not care but I'm just not like that. I want to be able to see my kid without family courts and lawyers and custody suits being involved
1 BassInMyFace 2019-05-22
Just knocked up my girlfriend. It’s a slippery slope we both crossed. And I’m just getting started..
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-22
You'll change your tune when you meet the woman who will happily cook for you, keep the house, and wish for nothing more than to be protected and taken care of.
1 bornrevolution 2019-05-22
Those midwestern trad wives aren’t everywhere though.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
U gotta import them. (Source: me and my wife are both from immigrant families.)
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-22
Sure we are. ;)
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
Amen. My wife hates going to the office, all she wants to do is cook and clean and hang out with the kids and me.
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-22
God bless. We gotta remind these youngsters that more women than not want family and domestic bliss. They are exposed to instagram whores so much they overlook that there are lots of nice girls out there who want a man to lead them.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
Damn son that's the most depressing thing I've read all day.
When you're actually in love with someone you never get sick of seeing them naked. It's kinda fucked with my head, because I used to love strip clubs and now all the girls look too young and too tattooed and too fake. Being head over heels in love with my wife has got me to the point where I'm not attracted to girls unless they're 35+ with giant boobs.
1 thrillated 2019-05-22
How long have you been with her?
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-22
A talmudic solution indeed.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-22
Does she at least have a big dick?
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
No but like most modern women she's had a bunch of em inside her before. Dumb whore
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-22
You should post her nudes here as revenge.
1 ADoucheNamedBag 2019-05-22
Dawg why are you with this girl if you feel this way?
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-05-22
Buy her a copy of Starship Repo, that will lose her.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-22
Or if he gets her all 4 books in the series he'll never be rid of her.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
Repo your life back brothaman.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-22
OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE!?
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-22
STOP POINTING THAT MOCHA FRAP AT MY DADDY
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
A RIGHT AID?!
1 Thomas_Dairy 2019-05-22
Why don’t you tell me what reeeally happened?
1 JamieConway 2019-05-22
Ewwww.One of the worst line readings in cinema history
1 Skitczobill 2019-05-22
Thanks I had to watch that clip again then watched the movie
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-22
She's just gonna DECIDE... TO TEXT YOU?!
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-22
Maybe she doesn’t care about you because she can sense that you’re the type of person who would post something like this.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
She knows I don't give a fuck about her why do you think she sticks around? Women are retarded
1 myRrribz 2019-05-22
Good pairing then.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
That's a Borderline thing, a good woman won't respond to that. The defining characteristic of a BPD is that she will run away if you do anything to indicate that you actually care about her. That type of behavior literally made me suicidal, because I couldn't wrap my brain around the idea that I had to treat a BPD like shit to keep her in my life, and the moment that I actually was NICE to her she was shitty to me. It's like dating in Bizarro World.
But, again, they're manageable if you keep them at arm's length and understand how to deal with crazy people.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-22
in all seriousness, observing enough shit like took all the sting out of lifelong inceldom for me. the shit people put up with just to fuck someone semi-regularly. yikes
1 TehSamurai01 2019-05-22
I was talking to a chick who was taking slideshow selfies the entire time so she could upload what she liked on Instagram. I should have known there was no point in talking to her then and there. Women are so vain and superficial, but they blame men for unrealistic beauty standards.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-22
with every girl i’ve been rejected by, there’s always been the same moment of it becoming painfully obvious just how obliviously & hopelessly narcissistic they are. it’s almost like it’s actually inconceivable to them to devote one iota of their attention to someone besides themselves. most girls having worthless shit personalities is fine with me though. takes all the suspense/high-stakes out of not getting to fuck/being single for life bc i know i’ll be annoyed & disgusted by any woman eventually regardless of how hot she is.
1 Psych555 2019-05-22
Girls don't pay attention to you because you're a boring faggot, not due to their hopeless narcissism.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-22
stop sticking up for girls faggot
1 Psych555 2019-05-22
What would you say is interesting about you?
1 rdoran93 2019-05-22
i don’t play these games, child
1 hardcoreracist1488 2019-05-22
you play japanese dating sims, that much is clear
1 rdoran93 2019-05-22
never touched a sim in my life
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
There's a flip side to this though; as they get older, the attention dries up, and your value gets higher and higher, every single day that you're alive.
For instance, when I'm hanging out with my wife, I notice guys staring at her tits every once in a while, but nothing terribly noticeable. The occasional glance.
When I'm hanging out with my wife and her 18yo daughter, literally 80% of the people that we walk by do a double take. One time a dude literally walked into a wall because he was so distracted by our daughter.
It's not a difference of two to one or ten to one, it's like A THOUSAND TO ONE. If you're young and hot and female it's like you can have anything you want in the world.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-22
can i fuck your step-daughter. show her this thread & i’m sure she’ll understand. it’s the charitable thing to do
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-22
Water's wet, too, ya know. And the sky? BLUE!! Can you fuckin believe it?
1 Nah_Ming 2019-05-22
What a cunt. Hey, I got an idea. How about you post her nudes here, to get back at her?!
1 raider_one 2019-05-22
That’ll show her!!
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-22
Your man has a good point. How can we diagnose until we see her butthole aimed skywards
1 snargfursk 2019-05-22
He should post his nudes too... You know, for context.
1 MissedCreant 2019-05-22
This will likely be a cathartic listen:
Moreover, she is intellectually short-sighted, for although her intuitive understanding quickly perceives what is near to her, on the other hand her circle of vision is limited and does not embrace anything that is remote; hence everything that is absent or past, or in the future, affects women in a less degree than men. This is why they have greater inclination for extravagance, which sometimes borders on madness..
1 BeerCanThick 2019-05-22
"Women stink. Dogs are cool."-Best philosopher ever.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-05-22
18th century Patrice.
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-05-22
Are you planning on telling this to her, or just us? Either she didn't realize that what she did bothered you, or she did realize but ignored your feelings anyway. Either way, it can only serve you to make sure she understands how you feel about it. If you let her know that she made you feel bad and she still doesn't care, then at least you know she is a bad/inconsiderate person rather than this whole situation being the result of some kind of miscommunication.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
I texted her exactly the same thing I said in the last paragraph except it didn't start with "hey stupid" and didn't end with "I hate women". She already knows she's a fucking idiot and she already knows I hate women so I left that part out
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-05-22
The problem with speaking to a women in a blunt/accusatory tone, even if it is an honest expression of your thoughts, is that she can use it to appear victimized and reroute the argument so it becomes about how you're being mean to her. Idk if that's how she responded but it's just good to keep in mind in future when talking to women. Since women tend to be more self-centered they have a hard time understanding language like "you did this", they will just see it as accusatory, rather than something like "I felt this way".
Just talk to her more like she is a child that you are trying to teach how to behave properly. You wouldn't get mad at a child for behaving wrong since they dont know any better.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
My thought process was if I'm bluntly honest with her all the time she'll eventually stop with this bullshit because she already knows what response she's going to get. But she doesn't think rationally like that, I think she enjoys being belittled and made to feel like a victim like you said
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-05-22
Yes women definitely don't respond well to rational argument, they respond much better if you can appeal to their emotional, empathetic side. So if you can make her see that if you treated her the way she treats you, she would feel unhappy, that might be more effective. I don't know how serious your health issue was but I assume part of reason you got mad is because it sucks to feel sick and not feel like someone's not there to support you, especially if you're concerned it might happen again in the future. Or you can just break up with her and try again with a different girl. But good luck with everything, hope you stay healthy.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
You must not be from around these parts because you sound like a genuinely good person and you didn't call me a faggot
1 walt_jenkins_ 2019-05-22
I just want us to all get along so we can focus on the things that really matter, like destroying the lives of the people we hate. Giving you relationship advice is just part of my master plan to raise self confidence and morale in this sub so we're more adept at destroying Fatrick.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
lol good luck pulling that stunt on a Borderline.
In the world of The Borderline, they are a perpetual victim and they have no empathy for the plight of anyone else because they truly believe that nobody suffers like they do, and their suffering is your fault.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
I know I'm a broken record here, but you can't treat BPDs like you treat normal people.
With a BPD, if you treat them with kindness they will perceive it as weakness and they will try and get the upper hand.
The easiest way to keep them under control is to never ignore them. Basically respond to every inane text message.
Verbally, you can be pretty shitty to a BPD because they have no concept of "negative attention." To them, all attention is good attention.
The victim mentality gets old, no doubt, BPDs behave as if everything happening to them is bad, and it's always the fault of someone else, particularly the people who are closest to them. This is why BPDs are always burning bridges.
But they always find new friends quickly, because they're melodramatic, entertaining and charming.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-22
Or you could just slap some sense into her. Women respect a man of action, not some whining pussy-ass faggot droning on about his feelings.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
There aren't enough back hand slaps in existence to make this bitch see the light of day
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-22
So you think trying to get her to "validate your feelings" with words is going to work? Lesbian relationships are so weird.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
Validate my feelings? That's a good one, I couldn't even get this bitch to validate my parking
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-22
So you came here instead? Come here, baby... there there... there there. Everything's gonna be okay, snuggums.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
I know that was meant to be sarcastic but I actually feel a little better now. Thanks Turqoise
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-05-22
You know who doesn't appreciate a man of action? The cops.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-22
If you can't make your bitch think she deserves it, then you obviously have no place trying to correct one and may as well learn how to like the peggings.
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-05-22
Nah, you're right. A guy with a kid and uppity girlfriend should totally hit her. That'll end really well.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-22
Thank you for reminding me that in spite of the veneer of apathy that deep down this is still a sub on reddit. You twox posting, d'aww kitten upvoting, whiteknighting faggot.
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-05-22
Get over yourself you try hard cunt. If it were up to me these whores would be in a veil and subject to a public caning. But it's not, and that one moment of relief of hitting her would unleash a tidal of shit that'd destroy his life. Pointing that out isn't whiteknighting you homo.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
Your advice is reasonable if he was dating a normal person, but he's dating a Borderline. They're a whole 'nother ball of wax.
For instance, one night I was on a date with one of my girlfriends. My other girlfriend, a Borderline, kept texting me and calling me and just generally being a pest.
In the middle of my date, I picked up the phone, and just chewed out the BPD in a huge way. Literally screaming at her for two minutes straight.
If I had pulled that stunt with a sane person, the girl would've dumped me. But Borderlines aren't sane people; when I got on the phone and screamed at her, she stopped blowing up my phone for the rest of the night.
This is because Borderlines make no distinction between "good attention" and "bad attention." They simply will NOT be ignored.
If I had picked up the phone and been sweet to the BPD, it would be the worst thing that I could do, because then she would've perceived weakness and she would've used that to escalate things.
Sorry for the long and boring post, long story short, you can't treat Borderlines like normal people. They're nuts.
1 NineNumbers 2019-05-22
You can ignore a BPD because they always keep a roster of men and will move on if you give them the grey rock treatment.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-22
Well you don't want to state the obvious
1 BlackManMoan 2019-05-22
You're hint should have been when she asked how your day was. They don't give a fuck about how our day is.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
I already know if she's texting me it's because she needs me to be her emotional crutch. I should have been smart about it and just ignored her
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-22
-1 for using "you're" but great point
1 BlackManMoan 2019-05-22
You must be reeeealy busy in this sub if you're going around correcting peoples grammar.
1 MoistureMop1 2019-05-22
My gash called on my way to work today to ask me if I threw away her hair tie. I told her no and then she started crying. She then rambled on about how she was running late and couldn't wash her hair so she was going to have to wear it down. Frying Pan Season boys.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
If my girl can't find a specific pair of jeans in the morning that is enough to put her into a state of catatonic despair. I wake up extra early now to leave for work just so I don't have start my day off listening to her melt down over some trivial bullshit
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-22
She sounds like a real cunt. Have you thought about taking her fishing in the San Francisco Bay on Christmas Eve?
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-22
Now might not be the appropriate time, but we've got a great sale going on rock coats...
1 TheCircusSands 2019-05-22
What??? You people have girlfriends? I can't imagine the self esteem of a woman that would date a regular on this sub. Good for you chief! Hopefully you don't murder her.
1 MoistureMop1 2019-05-22
She won't die from a fat ass bro I'll tell you that
1 TheCircusSands 2019-05-22
I don't know what this means. But again, good for you for finding a woman that can actually stand being around you. Nice job!
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-22
Everyone on the internet has a girlfriend, bro. She's from Canada though, you wouldn't know her.
1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-05-22
I'll do you even one better: mine knows about some of the funniest shit from this sub. She laughs regularly about "The Vizio baby"
1 CASCAI 2019-05-22
She sounds like a good egg. As a cute inside joke you could one day do the same to your baby, she'll love it!
1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-05-22
She knows it's on the table. I don't like children.
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-05-22
Show us her clam.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-22
In all seriousness, she sounds like a piece of shit. If you're even slightly bored with fucking her, dump her now. If you're not, fuck her out then drop her. There are decent women out there, ones who would at least express concern for a partner they liked who told them they had to go to the doctor. Your one doesn't sound like she's one of them.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
Can't leave. Dumped a baby in her. Trapped forever
1 McGowan9 2019-05-22
You silly bastard. Good luck.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
I hear the experience is immersive and memorable.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-22
It's pretty great but, if you're going to knock a woman up try to make sure she's a good un. Or at the very least one who cares if you're sick.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
I meant the sound bar.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-22
Just like prison.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-22
Go get a Vizio
1 SuperToes845 2019-05-22
You can find a way to be a doting and attentive father and not a boyfriend.
1 Mademillionszz 2019-05-22
Ahh dude you’ll be okay all women turn into killable cunts when they have children.
That’s why they get fucking hacked to pieces and shoved down oil tanks.
1 00110001liar 2019-05-22
I saw that episode.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
My dad left when I was 1 and turned out totally normal, not a faggot in the least.
1 i_got_a_small_deeek 2019-05-22
You're here, so that's a fuckin' lie.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
That's the bit.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-05-22
That didn't stop millions of black men around the country
1 StuntPeckah 2019-05-22
YOU DIDN'T MENTION SHE WAS PREGNANT. That changes everything, you insensitive asshole! How dare you not feel 100% and especially to have the audacity to bring it up out of the blue like that.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-22
No just 17 years.
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-22
21 in New York and other Libtard shit holes.
1 00110001liar 2019-05-22
I'm 16.5 years in. I have 1 year 4 months 10 days left to keep making payments on one from a 1 night stand. I left when it was 2 months old. Seen it twice. Told her from the jump to kill it. She wouldn't. She was cool for a few months before she had the kid then went full crazy latina mode after it was born. I left and haven't looked back. If it wants to call me at 18, cool. If not, cool. I make my monthly payments on time and crazy girl for the most part has only called about 4 or 5 times asking for more money.
Fuck being trapped. Life is fast, be happy even if it means bail.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-22
boy or girl?
1 ghostwriter61 2019-05-22
What shade of black are you you fucking piece of garbage?
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-22
Where are you? Alabama? God created 49 other states so you don't need to deal with problems like this.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
That's not the end of the world, just get yourself a side-ho who loves you
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-22
Wow, she had your baby without a ring first? Whore.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-22
That piece of shit you described is someone's mom?
...farewell and adieu...
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
Seriously. Last night my wife listened to me whine about work, and after I was done bitching I asked her to send nudez and she did, within two minutes.
1 Sexual_Tyrannosawrus 2019-05-22
You didn't even ask how my day was, asshole.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-22
You are at fault for answering honestly.
Just tell her stuff like "better after hearing from you" over and over. She will learn that you don't care
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
Women aren't logical that's why they suck at math and chess. She just wants attention, so console her and find another one a bit younger, just keep doing that and you've got a great system.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-05-22
The Cumia Solution
1 nikolam 2019-05-22
The Cumia Inverse Aging Theorem
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-22
An investigative report by good friend, accomplice and felon, Chris Hansen.
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-22
Women are funny. They just have a sick twisted sense of humour. Us guys are actually the pussy faggots for being offended.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-22
Aw does your poor widdle tum-tums have a boo boo?
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-22
You should text her that it's why I am still single
1 Jazz_and_AWOL 2019-05-22
Fuck you and your fucking girlfriend, take it to another sub faggot.
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
That's a totally fair and reasonable stance to take
1 Adamg20186 2019-05-22
Truer words have never been spoken.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-22
Worm: "Ah yeah dude my chick was bugging me" CQ: "Your chick?"
Every time someone on here opens a story with "my girlfriend", you are Jim Norton incarnate
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-22
"my chick" is the gayest thing ever. Even when the great Ronnie B says it
1 bornrevolution 2019-05-22
my dad used to refer to my girlfriend in highschool as my “squeeze” and that was gayer.
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-22
Lol you have a selfish shitty girlfriend. That’s your fault man. That’s all you.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-22
Shut up and post her nudes
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-05-22
This shit happened to me yesterday. Women don’t like it when they’re not the center of attention. That’s what t boils down to.
1 lowend73 2019-05-22
You could have said anything, she was waiting for you to finish talking.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-22
A really easy way to get out of this one is to tell her you're gay, and, you wouldn't be lying.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-22
Post photos of her looking nice please.
:)
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-22
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1 a-corsican-pimp 2019-05-22
There's no shit in the streets, so no.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-22
Dump her and come with me to Hooligans this Friday to find a new one.
1 ichise8 2019-05-22
gregg "opie" hughes was once shot out of a catapult and landed directly inside of a childs asshole. the opester would often yell "HUT HUT" before being shot out of said catapult. the townsfolk, upon hearing this battlecry, would quickly attempt to conceal their children to no avail.
this has been 100% confirmed
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-05-22
Have you ever heard of "reading the room", by chance?
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-22
Stop it Joe
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-22
Kill her then blame a black person.
1 throwbenny 2019-05-22
The Rollins Method
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-22
Or Susan Smith. Learn from the masters, u/AntsCamera.
1 XenusWingman 2019-05-22
Or the Troy Quan "Move back a little further on that cliff so I can get a better shot" method. Less of that nasty evidence.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-22
Did you see a doctor? Sounds like you're both a fucking mess. Firstly ask yourself why she didn't come to you directly about this. She probably has you as a bad listener or worse. Secondly, if you think shes a shithead break up with her and do better. If thats not possible treat her like your property, and by that i mean like a fridge which doesn't keep temperature. Remind the dozy cunt that if she insist on making shit go sour you'll swap her for a korean model.
1 Shoryue 2019-05-22
Trouble in paradise?
1 jordanetics 2019-05-22
Guys like you really need to grow up and take charge. You see if you look at faggots they actually hate women. Are you a faggot?
I hope you find Christ.
1 GinFoss 2019-05-22
are you dating my ex?
nevermind, i forgot, they're all like this
1 babysealclubber1 2019-05-22
well. i for one care honey. oh no...are your sure you cant gut it out and finish your day. if you cant do you need me to come get you. im worried about you driving home feeling so sick. please let me know what your gonna do so i can be ready to help you.
1 Buffphan 2019-05-22
I wonder what the response would be if you said that in one of these situations?
1 RacistPigeon 2019-05-22
Some of this is your fault for not training her better in the early stages. Still, you are right about the narcissism
1 Chicken_Buttholes 2019-05-22
Perhaps take a frying pan to her face. I heard it’ll do wonders.
1 salescunt129-2 2019-05-22
The Cumia Method (tm)
1 winkleham 2019-05-22
Hey gang, this guy has a girlfriend!
1 thatskelp 2019-05-22
https://youtu.be/8rWKbuzpgZI
1 TangerineReam 2019-05-22
I'm no fan of modern women, but let play devils advocate here: What are you sick with? Did you go to the doctor? Moreover: Did it really need to warrant a visit to the doctor? Because women are always extremely dramatic with their conditions, always talking up a big game about how they need to go to the doctor, but never do and then; they all of a sudden feel better. Do you think that - in her female brain - she likened your condition and the way she would process it to how she would go through it?
Either way: share some nudes of her, faggot.
1 wbgreen 2019-05-22
To a woman, every single headache is a migraine.
1 Quackafella_Records 2019-05-22
Don’t lie you don’t have a girlfriend. It was your mom who called you.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-22
"Modern women are broken" - r/MDE
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-22
Nice humblebrag, fag
1 wqt00 2019-05-22
Yeah she had no interest in your issues. You could have told her your scrotum had gangrene and she would still blather on about some catty thing her coworker said she didnt like.
1 RSC-Tuff 2019-05-22
CANT LIVE WITH EM CANT LIVE WITHOUT EM AM I RIGHT BOYS
1 DickSlit 2019-05-22
It's not just women. I have male friends who are the exact same way. One thing the worm got right is giving up on a long lasting meaningful relationship. Fuck til you get your fill and then enjoy the peace and quiet of a single life.
1 NineNumbers 2019-05-22
She’s probably borderline
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-22
you're right on the money. She's undiagnosed but her mom is definitely borderline and at least one of her siblings
1 NineNumbers 2019-05-22
Dated one for 7 years so I know the red flags. No one can ever live up to her and no one can ever fix the damage she caused.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-22
Yeah you definitely need a side ho. Only time I ever seriously considered offing myself was over a borderline. (We're still friends to this day, bcuz borderlines are entertaining if you keep them at arm's length.)
1 MelloYello4life 2019-05-22
r/BPDlovedones sounds gay, but they have some good stories about crazy women.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-22
Just murder her you idiot.
1 jf_ftw 2019-05-22
Cool. You sound just as whiney as her. Don't like her? find a better one stupid.
1 Tashter 2019-05-22
Women are actually programmed by evolution to be concerned for their partner’s health. It’s instinct passed down through thousands of generations, because when the man got sick, her livelihood and the entire family’s lives were at stake.
So if that’s her response, then there’s something very wrong with her.
Post her nudes here like many others have mentioned and then drop her like a deuce.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-05-22
Just tell her you have genital herpes. Every one of yours problems are solved.
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-05-22
This is going to sound nuts, but I've recently moved next door to an extraordinarily rich heiress of a multinational corporation. Rich chicks -- the ones with actual, generational money -- are way less mental than your average woman. She's well educated, hilarious, and incredibly charming and engaging. I suspect it's because her interactions with men haven't ever been predicated on exploiting her looks for security and comfort. Her and her friends can actually just be regular human beings without all the cuntiness, and as such are quite considerate and generous. I'm fairly surprised by it all and resent middle class bitches more than ever.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2019-05-22
Right?