Fat Pat Tomlinslob is the type of person that would post a screenshot of his sales page if he had something to brag about. He won't because his sales are abysmal.

1  2019-05-22 by Jim-sucks-shit

He's also ridiculously fat.

5 comments

Sales? Weren't all those positive reviews from people who were given free copies in exchange for their reviews?

It’s the kind of post that must really hurt the most because it’s just true.

Fucks kids, too.

He's never denied that so I have to assume that it's true

Given his reaction to people who think child-fucking is abominable, I think it's a foregone conclusion.