What a piece of shit. Nia is the worst. Make sure to listen to episode 2 of Uninformed ! She makes a hilarious cameo and bill wishes her back for episode 3!!!!!

I bet you they have a spectacular kitchen as well ... make your own food. LA privilege.

Willing to bet the use of my legs her lazy ass just didn't want to get out of bed when she heard the doorbell and now she's gonna try to get someone fired over it.

I bet she tips well.

She might, it's not like it's her money

Nope. Blacks don't tip

That was the bit!

Unless they have 2 x Remy Sodas then they be tippin over.

Awwwwww they b wylin, they b wylin on that remy

Dont forget the straw

Sounds like a phone scam

This is Nakiyah McWashington. I ordered a free rack of ribs and they made me pay for it!

ding ding

AAAAAAAWWWUBBBADUBBBADUBBBADUBBBADINDUNOW!

That's really good. Don't just privately contact the company because mistakes sometimes happen. Announce a minor mistake on your social media account. That's what normal people do.

It's what a Cumia does. Very disrespectful.

And a Norton trait... fuccccckin scccccummmbaggss

One of the few positives about the social media era is that it’s much easier to determine who has a personality disorder

I like your can do, glass half full attitude fella.

It's worse than that. She's doing this because she really thinks she's a celebrity and this is a better way to handle it.

(((company)))

Don't worry about leaving your place, we'll just charge you an extra $5-6 every time you want to eat... for now.

She has turned me into a racist

Shes an all round cunt and a half. Figures, she'd beat her chest as a sign of aggression.

Like a silverback.

We got it.

Ooogs to the mothafukin boogs, nameens?

Punchin' out, boys

From the looks of her IMDB page (and her sausage arms), she should be cooking her own food.

She had her baby 2 1/2 years ago, she doesn't work and she's still a sea cow, that's not very LA.

The unspoken agreement of the LA failed actress/whatever that went on to marry someone who actually became a celebrity and made it happen is that the failure uses her time at home to at least stay in shape. You can do nothing for the man that made it except be attractive. Red carpets are in the future, you have one job and that is to look good on his arm. Nia can’t even do that. I feel literally second hand embarrassment for Bill when I see pictures of them on the red carpet.

She "gets away with it" from the inverted racist Hollywood patronising liberals. Because she's ugly and black she'll always "look fabulous." They'll even say she does to each other when she's not around, for fear that openly admitting she's unattractive would get them labelled as racist. She walks around at those things and, deep down, probably knows all those smiling faces are full of shit and actually look down on her. It's probably where a lot of her anger comes from. She's not Whoopi Goldberg, she doesn't have any talent or charisma to fall back on. She's can't compete in that area and she can't compete with the kept bimbos. She's got nothing to go on.

I witnessed this first hand in the news room I used to work in, referencing Michelle Obama. All the skinny white, parent subsidized, chicks would rave about her arms?? I looked at them like they were out of their fucking minds. Soon after, I was gone.

The irony is that people like that, who mindlessly follow whatever prescribed groupthink they're told to, would almost certainly been enthusiastic and vocal racists back when that was the status quo. While a noble gentleman and free thinker like yourself, who can see that the Emperor's not actually wearing a stitch, would probably have been an abolitionist 200 years ago.

Or perhaps they were just admiring the musculature in her male Olympian arms and shoulders.

It was so obvious that they were latching on to a new narrative that they had just been programmed with by producers higher within the organization because I could see in their faces that they barely believed what they were spewing to each other.

It's like when you tell a lie to someone else who's in on it in front of an unsuspecting person and you stare directly at your cohort to signal to carry your narrative.

I bet she ordered when she was getting high, and they tans mid weed nap. I bet ol cheese burger pussy thinks we hate her cause she’s black. Bitch, you act/talk like every lazy assed, woke, white retard I know and also hate. I only call you nigger, because you hate that word.

I hate her for all those reasons and because she's black

It gives me great pleasure knowing many service industry people have done horrific things to her food because she behaves like a fucking beast with food service....

We talk about Joe but Nia and Norton have him way beat in terms of how much spit they’ve consumed.

With Bill looking at his food whispering "football....racing......drums...me undies......family back east...family back east......family back ea-"

How Bill Burr hasn't sucked this business end of a handgun and pulled the trigger is beyond me.

He created a living nightmare for himself. Fucking awful waste of situation where u make great money - live in SoCal - and don't have to really "work" for a living. You tell jokes and put out a podcast 1x wk.

And he weds Nia...and breeds with that animal. Forever tying the bond. A god damn shame.

It's too much effort for her to bake a whole chicken in the oven for her and Bill. Add some veggies and boom!

Notice she said "my food" and not "our food"? Where is she? Where's Bill?

Women with an ever expanding waistline should not be huffing and puffing about where their food is.

*they food

For most of them, huffing and puffing is all they CAN do.

Bill is working so she and her bull can eat

He's learning to fly one of the most dangerous and complicated vehicles ever invented with a pretty decent fatality rate.

The nerve on the cunt!

Does she realize if she used their customer service they'd have it all settled within the hour and probably offer her a discount?

What an entitled cunt

Wtf bill

Angry blacks all seem to regard an angry tweet as their only recourse when something upsets them. They just hope to rile up enough of their friends so they can all send a big long thread of insults.

It usually looks like:

Nig complains about something. Nig babble gif of nig doing something Nig babble

Doesn’t have a job and still too lazy to cook.

Black mothers are the worst.

Lots of black chicks can throw down in the kitchen. Nia's just a cunt.

No they fucking can't, I've never heard of a single grown black person who said their mom's cooking was good. Also "soul food" is just trashy diner shit.

You don't like chitlins and other slave food?

Black women can't cook unless they're over 300 pounds.

So only like half of them.

Sounds a lot like the plaintiff, Joeseph Cumiaaaaa

They’ve... got a feature in the app for this shit, stupid.

Beautiful, friendly, charming, great body and great hairline. Is there anything this lovely woman doesn't have?

Maybe he placed the coconuts behind the door and they rolled down the porch steps

It was banana

No job yet too lazy to cook and too lazy to pick up her own fucking fast food

*Bill still got charged for my food.

Try cooking at home you completely useless cunt.

You don't need it, love.

What do you think she ordered?

2 whole BBQ'ed chickens and a Grape Soda

Guys, come on, an actress of her status can’t be expected to go out and get her own food, she’d be mobbed.

yeah but only because they thought she was Tracey Morgan

Does Bill see stuff like this? I know we rightfully see him as a self-hating mick whose debilitating fear of dying alone manifested in the worst way, but deep down, part of him from that past has to just say “can you not be such a cunt to people all the time?” What man wouldn’t say this to the mother of their child if they consistently acted like one?

Bill: Hey babe, first of all let me say I love when you tweet, you really speak your mind, I'm always telling the guys how great you are... but... maybe you could consider toning it back a little? It's not you, I just don't know if these sheep can handle all your great ideas.

Nia: Oh, hell no! I know you ain't backtalking me! That's it, no TV time for you this week and that's a $1000 Nia fine for acting a bitch. No get back to your closet and order me a pizza, ho!

Its become painfully obvious that Bill does not act in real life like the man he portrays on television.

I'd love to travel back in time and show 2006 Bill Burr fans what 2019 Bill Burr is like. "Did you see the way Bill Burr totally owned that Philly crowd? That guy has balls of steel!" Oh yeah, what a bad ass! And here he is today, a self-hating, guilt-ridden white boy who kowtows to an objectively ugly black woman with the personality of poison.

All comedians are phonies to some extent but Burr really outshines them all.

And all of this because Bill Burr is afraid to die alone and thought he wouldn't another woman to put up with his bs..

It's never late, but it's kinda late.. Bill..

I'm startin to think this Nia Burr is a real waste of space!

FEROCIOUS NIGGER

It's not easy being a gold digger.

But she is good at being a, well, you know.

Instead of spouting off on twitter, call them up and explain you lazy bitch.

I have no strong feelings towards bill either way, but i hope he gets metood into oblivion just to take this mouthy cunt down a peg.

Her avi is something a 16 year old Tumblr thot would have. Derivative cunt

the lovely nia everybody!

Look at the stupid fucking app

She needs attention so badly

The second a nig gets a blue check on Twitter, they start acting infinitely more entitled. They treat it as the equivalent of a master’s degree and an excuse to push whatever’s going through their brain onto the masses.

She's copying Kim Kardashian. Kim literally just put Jack in the Box on blast yesterday and asked them to DM her because they messed something up. These entitled cunts. Nia has no personality

Strange, usually food industry workers have positive interactions with black customers.

It would be cute if someone gathered a collection of shit she has said and wrote a letter to bill for the MMP complaining that it's their girl doing it, see what he says.

Nia Gurr

Did she not change her name because she's worried about her "brand" fuckin nobody cunt nigger