Kelsey Cook checked the weather forecast prior to boarding her plane and it predicted....

1  2019-05-22 by ants_ccw_permit

A 100% chance of wine 🍷😂

60 comments

1  percykaramello 2019-05-22

OOPS!!!🍷😂🍷😂

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-22

https://images.app.goo.gl/EaLqSEco1K4GTNot8

1  I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-22

lmao

1  Shoryue 2019-05-22

ooo she bad

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-22

Damn... you never disappoint!

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-22

What will that WACKY cunt do next

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-22

Perhaps mistake her dark dildo for a garage opener?

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-22

I hope she mistakes a puddle of sars for a steady footing L O L

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-22

I hope she mistakes my face for a toilet

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-22

She would not be making a mistake

1  SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-22

Okay 2008 Jim Norton.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-22

The heart wants what the heart wants. Better than 2018 Norsemen lover Norton

1  late_50s_why 2019-05-22

Mistook a sharp shifting worm as her gateway to a comedy career

1  Phkna1 2019-05-22

Women may not be funny, but they are stupid

1  late_50s_why 2019-05-22

It's funny how von and Nia cucked William Burr tho

1  Phkna1 2019-05-22

Bill is dumber than a monkey. That's always funny. Monkey acts are as old as comedy.

1  SpeckofCoppah 2019-05-22

Why does it have to be dark ? I bet she thinks herself wacky because it's blue.

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-22

You are probably right... maybe a bright green glow n the dark kinda gal. I just wanted it to be black obviously. The contrast between her milky white skin and meaty pussy would be intoxicating next to a darker piece of rubber

1  SpeckofCoppah 2019-05-22

She's probably a spoilsport and has one of those microphone shaped vibrators.

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-22

I hate that thing. I had a girl whip it out in September and i guess i used it a bit to aggressive. It's a tough one man. Only positive thing was she is in fact a squirter. I can admit that it was piss tho. Still hot.

1  SpeckofCoppah 2019-05-22

The main thing is that you got the girl.

1  KYGGyokusai 2019-05-22

Maybe she's into eggs like Nana

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-22

Hopefully whip out those tits out

1  SibHashian13 2019-05-22

Men?! am I right ladies??

1  SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-22

Damn you beat me to the oversized wine glass! Around 4pm everyday i look at my fake watch and squeal... only 1 hour until WINE TIME! 🤣

1  SibHashian13 2019-05-22

It’s 5pm somewhere!! Haha💃

1  JoshFromMichigan 2019-05-22

My favorite time of the day? Wine : thirty!!! 🍷🍷🍷🍷 Yasssssss queen

1  DryTeeth 2019-05-22

I hate you because that is a perfectly crafted pile of shit joke that 99% of women comics would tell today.

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-22

So as you may know, I'm getting married this fall (flashes ring, crowd goes wild). They key to a happy relationship is staying drama free. I told him on our first date: the only BS I need is bags & shoes!!!

1  Quackafella_Records 2019-05-22

Gross stop it. That is way too good! Next thing you will make a Gilmore girl joke

1  SibHashian13 2019-05-22

Jim Norton is going to take her on tour.

1  aldevsman 2019-05-22

Norton could have easily told this joke and it would apply

1  aldevsman 2019-05-22

except for the marriage part..

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-22

You should do stand up, you are literally what they are looking for added with these retarded jokes you'll be famous in no time... not that means anything these days

1  Guatzelot 2019-05-22

So my mom keeps calling me every month to ask if I've met some guy to get married to. It's so annoying ladies. But thank God we have mojiiitoooo's!

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-22

Im sorry im late i was doing my toes.

My mojjitoess!!! Aaaaaaaahahah im a drunk! 😂😂😂

1  RichardInaTreeFort 2019-05-22

I fucking hate you.

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-22

This could be from Colin’s twitter.

1  ChocomelC 2019-05-22

You go gurrrl

1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-22

Followed by an instagram photo of them drinking from an enormous glass of wine with some caption explaining how they earned it.

1  safka13 2019-05-22

Unpopular opinion but she has amazing tits.

On the down side she isn't very funny.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-05-22

What are you talking about? She has the nicest, funniest tits on this sub.

1  AlastairBelmont 2019-05-22

A 100% chance of garage door opener*

1  IAmPatricksFatBody 2019-05-22

I enjoy one glass of wine each night for the antioxidants. The rest are just for fun 🤣💃🤷🏿‍♀️

1  WuTang4Evaaaa 2019-05-22

Yuck

1  MODS_EAT_POO 2019-05-22

Tehehehehe

You go girl!

1  throwawawyy2 2019-05-22

sees baby sitting in the row across ä

"Or a 100% chance of whine"

cue forced jewish laugh track

1  Phkna1 2019-05-22

Still hilarious

1  RacistPigeon 2019-05-22

And a 0% chance of being funny

1  cabaretcabaret 2019-05-22

omg

you

guys

1  Icon_Crash 2019-05-22

Who said that women can't be funny?

1  Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-22

Every single man ever.

1  Icon_Crash 2019-05-22

But OP is pretty funny. Or are you saying OP isn't a lady?

1  Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-22

Just making a joke. I should have said Vos.

1  glyde69 2019-05-22

Tee-hee you hussy

1  KelseyCookWhiteNite 2019-05-22

Did my snookums make a new funny somewhere? I missed it.

1  SpergLord5000 2019-05-22

Kelsey, if you read this sub...

...perhaps you can do us all the honor of showing us your fart box?

1  zoob1357 2019-05-22

HAHAHA HO LEE SHIT

1  TangerineReam 2019-05-22

Very good observation. Someone should start an Instagram page called "Female Comedian", that just auto-generates meme's and jokes that typical female comedians would create and use. This would be one of the posts.

Having said that: I would still lose my load 3 seconds inside of Kelsey Cook, with her either riding cowgirl or reverse cowgirl.

1  joomommyhappy 2019-05-22

I'm gonna go ahead and file this under "tampon truisms".

Checkmate, patriarchy!