And she squirts!

Its more of a yeasty ooze

She should cook up some Vagisil in her cauldron

That phrase just ruined my day.

Haha gross

And he was 60 at the time. And wearing dual hoop earrings to court. The scumbaggery of the Cumias knows no end.

He looked like a faggoty genie

I hope he’s a character actor and follows in Robin Williams’s Aladdin footsteps.

So a genie

Exactly. They used to stuff sodomites into little gold lamps as punishment for all the cock frolicking.

Rub on his lamp and he will come

Wouldnt that be a reward?

To become slaves for eternity inside a tiny lamp? No.

Jizzam

The Big Apple Ranch is not only about cowboys, a lot of fetishes are welcome there...

He looked exactly what you would imagine someone named Joe Cumia would look like.

Accountability and self awareness must come from having a decent father in your life. Because these fuckers have none.

Along with discipline, consideration of others, honesty, integrity... like not stealing fucking ivory from people who gave you a job and then lying to their faces about it. And then publically BRAGGING about how you used the stolen ivory to rip off even more people with fake custom pistol grips. If you have a father who robs vending machines for a living because he had more kids than he could afford and absolutely no morals, how can you possibly grow up into a decent person? Anthony and Joe are EXACTLY what you'd expect from their Long Island guinea trash heritage.

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/u/Doxxer100, comment?

Hey, of_lower_stock, just a quick heads-up:
publically is actually spelled publicly. You can remember it by ends with –cly.
Have a nice day!

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Hey /u/CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads up:
Your spelling hints are really shitty because they're all essentially "remember the fucking spelling of the fucking word".

And your fucking delete function doesn't work. You're useless.

Have a nice day!

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Hey BooCMB, just a quick heads up: I learnt quite a lot from the bot. Though it's mnemonics are useless, and 'one lot' is it's most useful one, it's just here to help. This is like screaming at someone for trying to rescue kittens, because they annoyed you while doing that. (But really CMB get some quiality mnemonics)

I do agree with your idea of holding reddit for hostage by spambots though, while it might be a bit ineffective.

Have a nice day!

Hey /u/BooBCMB, just a quick heads up:

No one likes it when you are spamming multiple layers deep. So here I am, doing the hypocritical thing, and replying to your comments as well.

I realy like the idea of holding reddit hostage though, and I am quite drunk right now.

Have a drunk day!

Since the below tweets have been cowardly deleted, I'll replicate them for you:

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Was what he said really so bad that he felt to embarrassed to keep them up?

God bless him

What a classless piece of shit.

The moron was also gloating after the taping about his victory. But when it aired I think he had a brief flash of awareness and saw what complete fucking moron he was. So the piece of shit blamed the judge for that. What a joke.

what was he trying to accomplish? body shaming? while he himself looks like an overpacked suitcase bursting at the seams?

He still thinks Her Honor's respectable funbags are an insult

Joe was jealous Milian's tits were firmer than his. He wrote in his Burn Book that she was a "fugly slut".

However, as much as I hate Joe (who is a known pedophile), those middle aged Cuban tits far outclass Sarah Silverman's sad, weird tits.

Seriously she'd have perfect tits for a 30 year old. Wtf was he trying to achieve? "AHAHAHA THERE'S PICTURES OF YOUR UNUSUALLY UNAGED BODY ON THE INTERNET YOU GORGEOUS WOMAN, CUMIAS WIN AGAIN"

So so so.....You're telling me Joe Cumia made a bad, hypocritical choice?

Somebody should warn Paris Hilton to not badmouth him or he'll post a sex video of hers.