As of right now Starshit Repo by Patrick S. Tomlinson is the #123,121 best selling book on Amazon.

6  2019-05-22 by JoeCumiaDotCom

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Which is coincidentally the exact number of books on Amazon

In chapter five he lands on planet Kurlantard, where if you get fat and can't satisfy a woman it is a high honor which he then is crowned King

It's sad that there aren't more 5 star reviews. I would think if he thought people were going to post fake 1 star, which I know didn't happen, his legion on fans would be helping him out.

Instead all he has is his and his wifes review. Maybe there's something he can take away from that.

No sad. It's pathetic. The 5 and 4 stars were pretty fake. Those reviewers either gave high marks out of friendship or from skimming the book. A futuristic book that includes McDonald's references is nothing but a shit loaf.

It peaked at 40,000

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON

I could shit in a napkin, call it a book and sell my copies than he will