Sure, he's a grown man whose only true passions are Star Wars, Legos and stuffing his face with bratwurst--great! But have you heard the darker stuff? I've heard this fella is willing to punch a woman in the face just for wearing a red hat! Indeed, I've heard many a tale that he thinks disagreeing with him in any way means you're a NAZI! And while we're at it, isn't it a tad strange to hate Nazis while simultaneously calling for the death of all Jews? Perplexing stuff! And why won't he stop talking about children? I'm tellin' ya, I've got a bad feeling about this "Failed Fat Cuck Faggot" guy!