I'd be depressed too if I was once in an award winning movie and now my only claim to fame is letting Logan Lynn pound my gaping asshole. Crybaby bitch.

If I were in Mafia! I'd stay in bed and have a handgun delivered

In his defense, I heard Logan is impotent

that just means he pounds Jay's asshole endlessly without cumming

I've dealt with pretty bad depression for most of my teenage years and adulthood. These pontificating assholes who use "depression" as an excuse for everything remind me of James "I drank grain alcohol once as a teenager" Norton talking about alcoholism. Nobody buys it. You're just a pussy looking for sympathy.

He used to do crazy stuff like prank call people when he drank.

"One time I grabbed a knife and called 911 with a Jamaican accent. I wanted to commit suicide by cop. Hand me my wig, mon. Nah, nah. Me uddah weeeg, futhamucka! Me so fawkin zooted mon!"

already 1000x more interesting than anything jimmy ever did.

I probably had a beer before I stomped a giant 40 foot long dick into my buddies front lawn in the snow because he bailed on hanging out. Honestly I felt bad when I found out they were out of town at a funeral but I seriously laughed myself to sleep that night.

Was really expecting that to be a gay porno edit of jay

Don't be cruel. This man is clearly a troubled artist!

My favorite part is that the top comment on the "directors cut" is "Beige was right"

The whole view is a masterpiece of cringe and pretentiousness.

For real. It's teenager nonsense, like a "cry for help" failed suicide attempt or thinking that brooding or being depressed makes you interesting. This bitch supposedly can't get out of bed but he can sure reach for his phone, fire up twitter, and tweet some preening, narcissistic garbage about how depression is hard. No shit asshole.

That's the confounding nature of the illness. People with depression don't sleep for 19 hours on a Tuesday for reasons they can't explain. It makes them lie in bed and tweet about the frustrating and confounding nature of depression that is preventing them from doing a stand up show.

”I’ve dealt with pretty bad depression for most of my teenage years and adulthood”

Nice brain chemistry, stupid.

We haven't even talked about the gender dysphoria

Why are you all faggy with your faggy depression, beige?

Probably a lack of a male role model during my adolescence

That'll do it. It fucks with me sometimes too but I think that's just cuz I'm a fag

better than being molested, I guess

you could have been a prop comic then

Molestation is the only thing keeping this sub from being a collection of virgins.

Jay Mohr seems like the kind of person who needs a fistful of pills every morning just to get the fuck out of bed

Dude, he was addicted to NY QUIL.

That's hardcore shit.

I mean, that's not really what he was saying.

NY QUIL

Having a baby picture as your profile pic is fucking creepy.

Especially Jay Mohr. What a creepy infant he was.