I'm not sold yet. Are any of the gay aliens also black or handicapped?

Gay, handicapped, and ashamed of their straight white alien privilege. Thats how deep the book is

Im at the part where I wish death upon the author

I couldn't get past the foreword either.

I'm at the chapter where drinking cum gives you super powers

Baby cum?

Can babies produce cum? Someone queue the V Sauce music

I like the part where all the dark skinned aliens rise up and kill all white skinned aliens except the woke hero. Then they lift them up on their back and scream mother.

Tom Patrickson is a giant faggot.

I liked the part where the alien with a huge cock stole Blargtrick Cronlinson's wife and made him cry.

I like the part where the obese homosexual alien spends all day at the cantina while his second, better alien wife works a 16 hour day to support his alien hobbies

I like the part where nobody bought his stupid book and he has to fake reviews.

I am enjoying imagining the reaction of someone reading this who hasn't logged into the sub in a week and has no idea what this references.

This shit has been going on for months. The old sub got shut down because of it.

Really? How did it happen?

I'm talking about the book "launch," not the whole Patrick situation, friend.