Give me your best Joe Cumia insults

12  2019-05-22 by soggylefttesticle

Ill start. Joe Cumia is a faggot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because Joe Cumia abandoned his whore mother

Saying "oh contrare!" to him, a reference to his imbecilic misspelling of "au contraire" when he attempted to explain the world is round to a flat earther on Twitter.

Growing up, how did Joe always know when his mother was menstruating?

He could taste it on the dog's cock.

Layla Cumia doesnt refer to Joe as “dad”. She calls her new, better one “dad”.

How many Joe Cumias does it take to get his daughter to school on time?

Not a joke, I’m seriously asking

How do you stop joe cumia from jumping on the bed?

Put a job application on the ceiling

“We almost went to dinner that night. No shit. Our schedules clashed. She’s cute as a button in person. Very sweet too. She liked that I wa 6’1”. Made fun of herself ducking for the pic. She says it was a habit. Lots of short men in Hollywood. 😎”

This gives me the same cringe level as "and maybe kiss you."

The shittiest of bloodlines.

He's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER!

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I’m in hell.

Answer this question: What have you become?

How do you starve Joe Cumia?

Hide Ants monthly handout check under his work boots.

He's a "recovering" heroin addict and should be locked of for his homicidal ideations

Joe Cumia walks into a bar with a retard on his shoulder. The bartender says "hey, where'd you get that retard?". The retard says "Long Island".

Joe Cumia said in a Facebook post he was embarrassed that he had scored a 122 on an online IQ test he paid money for because of how smart he thought it made him look