I liked the part where he stressed that there wouldn’t be any political or social commentary, as if we all need a break from constantly being hit with his mind-blowing truth bombs.
Even when he tries to be fun and lighthearted he comes off like a patronizing asshole.
He even says “dont have to deal with any political message or lesson” about this book and then goes on 1 year later to publish a book with transgender spacecrabs and Ronald Frump characters. Hes a fucking idiot.
23 comments
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-21
What a creep.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-21
"connoisseur" implies the he has discerning taste. I doubt he is discerning with penis.
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-21
Do tell us more about the diversity of penis
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-21
He stands like such a flowery queer. He tries to flick open the knife like a badass but takes two tries because he has such weak wrists.
Also he's grossly fat.
1 UnclePaulsSoul 2019-05-21
At least knows his book well.
“It’s about giant...uh...space csss monsters.”
1 I_hate_henry_rollins 2019-05-21
I liked the part where he stressed that there wouldn’t be any political or social commentary, as if we all need a break from constantly being hit with his mind-blowing truth bombs.
Even when he tries to be fun and lighthearted he comes off like a patronizing asshole.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-21
What? TOO REAL?
1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-21
Pretty sure he comes up with the ideas for his amazing sci-fi stories with some sort of random generator.
It's always an Accountant Gorilla or a Cow In A Space Suit.
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What a fucking rube.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-21
Nice chin, stupid.
1 CrackerGoodyear 2019-05-21
He organizes his books by color...I hate him so much.
1 ScottfromSanQuentin 2019-05-21
OMG you're right. Who the fuck does that? And what's with the power cord running across the floor from the TV?
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-21
People on the spectrum.
1 ChocolateHellHole 2019-05-21
It is a very vaginal idea.
1 ScottfromSanQuentin 2019-05-21
Looks like he's been crying for the last hour or two. And he has a fucked up face, other than that, nice promo.
1 diddlybooba 2019-05-21
Why am I not surprised he keeps a knife on him. Any time a city-dweller has one you know you're dealing with a pretentious douche.
1 ScottfromSanQuentin 2019-05-21
Was hoping he would cut his thumb off.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-21
He even says “dont have to deal with any political message or lesson” about this book and then goes on 1 year later to publish a book with transgender spacecrabs and Ronald Frump characters. Hes a fucking idiot.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-05-21
Needs more downvotes.
1 Despite_being_13_pct 2019-05-21
Low energy individual. He can't even pretend to be excited for his book.
1 lowend73 2019-05-21
Milorganite? Nice play on words stupid.
1 MilmoWK 2019-05-21
Milorganite is a fertilizer sold by the Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District. its mostly the residue left after processing sewage.
1 SaltyDog86 2019-05-21
Guy always looks like a sweaty ham.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-21
Does he ever think anything he doesn't say?