Big Liz was apparently very disappointed in Patrick's latest book

104  2019-05-21 by TheFaggotNigger

23 comments

i know this is that lard ass because she referenced food 7x....

Patrick will say it's not her but I'm going to consider this one confirmed.

Not enough food references

shouldve had one 'close shave' reference

It reads like a Henry Rollins post.

That's some cantaloupe I won't wrap in prosciutto

This is my favorite bit

My favorite one so far is "That's a Trivago Guaranteed Booking Rate I haven't reserved yet".

Meh, I guess this is just one running joke I can't keep up with.

But what's she whistlin'?

Food.

Alright!?

Poor, poor girl.

The liz thing missed me entirely. Could someone please explain to me who she is and why the fat jokes?

She's a fat stubbly-chinned ally of Fat Pat. We're not allowed to post her image or name, and she also "writes books."

Can you at least tell me the name of one of her books so I can figure out who she is?

She deleted all her social media presence a while back. She used to have a website as well but it was gone last time I checked. Lizclarkewrites.com

how dare you just don’t figure it out on your own

She’s an obese Pattycakes apologist and a ‘pretty little psycho’ and “Witch of the Deep State”. Yes, these are both self-appointed titles.

The fat cow claims to be a writer but isn’t published. She got salty and we found her selfie...she looked like a hairier Chris Farley. She shut down every account except for one platform called “Mastodon”. I’m not making this up.

I know it's not allowed but now I really want to see that selfie.

DM’d you

"I, for one, am hungry for more."

Now I'm hungry.