Is that how people try to promote a book? A list of what is in it? This is the same approach he did with his last one. A brain in a jar? Well fuck im sold.

All his ideas are stolen. He's today's most prolific, most egregious plagiarist.

Yup. Its fucking lazy unoriginal garbage. Meant to pander to the geeks. He thinks they will buy anything that is similar to their favorite shows. It's like he thinks they are suckers. Not actually providing anything of substance but buzzwords that might bait them into paying for it. If only his target audience knew that he is a phony that is just trying to make a buck off of unoriginal ideas.

He really is a cynical bastard isn't he?

He doesn't believe a word of the "woke" shit he constantly champions.

I don't even think he really likes SciFi.

There was an interview of his posted here where he said one of his favorite SciFi films of all time was Captain America.

Because Captain America punches nazis, duh!

Patrick Tomlinson, in my opinion, is just a completely full of shit pandering phoney fat alcoholic faggot. He'd probably fit in great around here

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All the great authors have been doing this since Hemingway spammed the Saturday Evening Post “Buy my new book y’all! It’s got bull fights, drunken spectacles, dickless war vets, a conniving Harvard Jew and foreboding hopelessness! Woot woot!”

I thought Robert Cohn boxed at Princeton?

"Hey guys, tolkien here! anyway here's my new fantasy novel, i know you read to escape the gay shit going on irl but fuck it i'm going to include un-subtle references to todays social and political climate! this won't age the book at all"

I read it as that Bill Hader character from Weekend Update; equally as queer as Patrick.

"Everyone's least favorite orange menace"

The Chinese?

Protestants. Fat Pat is proving to be even more bigoted than we suspected.

He has long been a supporter of Catholic terrorism in Ireland, or so it would appear

Some are saying he actually started going to church after hearing about the sex abuse scandals.

You heard incorrectly. He burned down the church with the sexually-abused children inside to prevent them from telling on him.

This seems about as likely as some pudgy faced queer with bitch tits writing a science fiction book with a hentai tentacle monster that lives in the sewers and has strong opinions about music piracy.

Are you sitting down? Because I've got some bad news for you..

Patrick is always sitting down, desperately trying to cultivate that precious third chin

And from what we've seen from his public social media posts he's hoping to bring that level of violence to American women who wear hats he doesn't like.

Way to turn off half of your potential "audience", Pat. What a fuckin idiot.

The Belgian National Soccer team?

Jesus Christ he actually wrote that

I thought "Ronald Flump" or whatever was a joke from this sub, but now I'm unsure....

I assumed even Fatty wasn’t lame enough for “Ronald Flump”, but after re-reading his book dedication I know how there’s no floor to his inadequacy as an author. He may have written that. Same as Sorg Boros as the evil leader of the Jews...it might be real but I’m not reading any of that shit to find out.

His "storytelling" just seems like random strung together geek shit with some "orange drumpf" thrown in.

I decided to search for "scifi geek word generator" and found this

http://www.scifiideas.com/technobabble-generator/

Patrick's muse?

I think he should be responded to with "Ronald Flump", because eventually he'll realize that everyone thinks that his creative process is so bad that simply mentioning something he made is an insult, and he'll doubt himself so much he won't ever make anything again.

I don’t want any of that in a book

Welcome to the vast majority of polite society.

Are there any reviews for Will Tates book accidentally posted under Fatso's release, due to honest misunderstanding?

There should be

I left one but it disappeared. 😪

So Fonald Plump is real?

That actually made me dizzy for a second. I cannot believe is a real book.

Any hack can get whatever they want published if they pay, I guess.

Wait, literally real? That’s his real name?

Good science fiction comes off as timeless, so... Oh.

I literally gave up at the first sentence.

This man supposedly writes words for a living.

"Nerd culture" is full of a lot of creativity and zero talent.

Letting nerd shit get popular was our biggest mistake.

All I wanted was a fun Spider-Man movie or 2, I never thought it would get this bad. I want to personally apologize.

r/iamsorandom

TOR books also wished him a happy book birthday on twitter. I was wondering if they were going to acknowledge his existence today.

It’s hilarious that they couldn’t @mention him.

What kind of celebrity doesn't have Twitter?

Not a real celebrity or person of success, that's for sure

Why are we letting TOR books get away with this?

At the very least they're complicit in his crimes and realistically they're funding hate.

Someone watches way too much TMNT and Futurama.

He's gonna celebrate his book birthday at the bar with his phone constantly buzzing to notify him of negative reviews. Then head home and treat his wife to a round of hold still and stare at the doorknob for 6 minutes.

Well...this was revealing.

Honestly I would buy it if he ended the review with the Gay... fucking shit.

that post has one like

Wait he really put a parody of Trump in his book...? Oh my god, I thought that was just an insult conjured on here. What a complete hack.

Fonald. Not Ronald, not Don El for an extra Superman reference. Just Fonald.

gay

fuckin shit

Imagine having the infinite possibilities of space aliens and still thinking "transgender" means anything

I'm sure Fatso think's he's some sort of George Orwell writing Animal Farm with his Donald Trump allegory. Orwell was making a point and was actually a good writer, the Trump Robot will be nothing more than a lame "joke" that gets boring after reading the synopsis on the back

George Orwell was also a much more serious person. Whatever you think about the whole socialism vs fascism thing, Orwell actually put his money where his mouth was and traveled to Spain to fight in the civil war. He didn't just spend all day thinking up shitty puns that rhymed with "Franco".

Pathetic.

ORANGE MAN BAD

XD PAT IS LE MOST RANDOM WRITER!!!!

I want trump to win again and nuke Mexico just to make him mad.

So it’s just a gay woke Futurama rip-off.

Douglas Adams did this shit decades ago. Inserting “comedy” into sci fi was interesting when Adams did it.

When an hyper-aggressive insurance agent does it now in an era when anyone can get published, it’s not really a thing anymore.

He is trying so hard to be quirky and random. I hate him.

fucker thought writing it like Stefon from the SNL skits would win him more faggot votes. well guess what? I love Bill Hader and hate anyone using his talent as a crutch to prop oneself upon.

An adult wrote that?

Hentai tenticle monster? So it rapes women?

Wow thats... not only not okay, buts its cultural appropriation.

sounds like a failed script for some futarama filler

Does the protagonist punch a woman in the face for wearing a Trump hat? If not, not worth my money

on the shelves

Really? Can I find it on that Barnes & Noble New Releases table next to Stephen King and Thomas Harris?

What a fucking hack. Unoriginal and derivative pandering bullshit with no point, talent or soul. Dollar store action figure version of Douglas Adams.

Is this made up?

Revolting.

Sounds like Rick and Morty. That show is popular but when this guy tries it he looks like an asshole.