Maybe my new book sucks? No... It's the children who are wrong

108  2019-05-21 by Gainsgoham

13 comments

Fat face fuck shit hole

He’s not fat, child

"Fonald Plump"

Is there really a character in Starship Repo named Fonald Plump?

I didn't believe it either but apparently it's true. That's the level we're dealing with here.

Yeah, the character was mentioned in a real review by that Shaye girl.

There is never going to be a more appropriate and hilarious use of this meme, and only our obscure little corner of the internet will ever appreciate it.

Holy fucking shit

And I shall rape them to death until they get it right. Especially, the water head retard kids. I like to rape them then shove a pencil in the soft spot & fuck it

Is that the only way you can get off?

People who agree with me are right!

People who disagree with me are hate-trolls!

Something something touching children

He uses "children" as an insult, but also refers to his handful of chubby followers the same way. "Get them, children." How about some minimal effort toward word selection, writer?