Joe's breaking down in another thread

22  2019-05-21 by OkaySeriouslyBro

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He's made a "shock jocks are like soldiers, they do what they do for a living. Your amateur goofing on the internet is pretty much a soldier coming back to America and shooting up a shopping mall" analogy and it's just so hysterical

My great-uncle Cyrus who got his foot blown off on Omaha Beach, he was just like Bubba the Love Sponge.

I just love how easily the analogy got shut down with "hitmen kill people professionally to", which of course the bovine acknowledged as correct and immediately ran away from.

My grandfathers both served in the military and I'm sure they wouldn't agree and believe Joe is a valor thieving pile of Shit

No effect on his life whatsoever.

Rent free in Bovine Joe's head all day.

God knows there's not much else going on in there

He's having a ptsd flashback to being raped in the Big Apple Ranch.

Not that I feel this place needs to be 'known' but most o&a world comics are well aware of the sub. More of them probably know of this place than they do brother Joe.

THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AIN'T US.

What's Joe's big accomplishment that people are jealous of? Playing other people's music on USO gigs? Driving in the Joe lane? Living in a shanty Long Island triplex across the street from a strip mall? Constant battles with an ex over child custody? Relying on a family member for allowance?

Radical life, bro.

Pardon my French but he's a real dodo

Hey! Come on my kids read this sub!

Age.

No one here would give a shit if he never posted on this sub again.

Direct quote from Brother Joe:

Logic is the glue that invariably holds the entire universe together.