He looks like something out of a Tom and Jerry or Roadrunner cartoon when Tom or Wile E Coyote get smashed in the face with an anvil. Only his nose isn't going to magically reappear in the next scene.
Don't live in Central Africa, don't climb into the chimp enclosure in a zoo and/or don't be one of those morons who thinks they'd make a cute pet and you should be able to avoid getting attacked by one pretty easily. Of all the realistic things to be worried about, getting your face torn off by a chimp should be quite far down the list.
You somehow took a jokey comment as a personal affront to your intelligence. No good trying to turn it around now, it's too late. And adding "lol" doesn't make you sound amused and nonchalant, it just makes you sound like a passive aggressive bitch.
Just turn a few more tricks on those old white men. Get your self a heroin/cocaine addition and shoot that shit right into that muppet nose you call a belly button
At least Chris was a humble guy. Artie thinks of himself as a comic genius, and not just like a thousand guys who exist on a worksite who are funny and tell good stories. Farley would tell his friends he didn’t think he was funny and people only liked to see that fat guy fall down. People loved and wanted to help Chris, Artie has successfully annoyed anyone who ever gave a shit.
I'm not even fucking kidding, people have been completely fed up with him and certain he was on the verge of death 2 fucking decades ago. This Kuhn-nosed fatso will outlive us all.
Too known for his nose to be a mystery but too obscure for people to give a shit
People see that and someone will point out he’s just a drug addict that used to do radio, no wondering if he got punched really hard or abused as a child or whatever. He’s just a fat druggie
If I was shown this picture without any context I wouldn't have been able to tell you who it was. He would have been better off shooting the shit like an adult.
"I could do a 2 hour show on Fridays and give my subscribers 5 shows a week. After all, this whole thing is kind of my last throw of the dice, I probably should put a bit of effort into it. On second thoughts, I'd rather drink alone at home until the sun comes up and sleep until dinner time 3 days a week. I earned it!"
He must've failed a piss test or something? They caught him at a halfway house. Usually they just throw your ass out as soon as you come up positive for anything. But I guess because hes on probation they let him stay? He honestly looks like he lost weight. Maybe he finally wised up and started shooting.
By this time they're just wasting tax payer money and officer's time with Artie. He never gets jail time and rehab doesn't work. Just let him do whatever.
Pathetic. Way to take advantage of your incredibly good fortune dealing with the criminal justice system. Lots of innocent people do decades of time for the offenses that Artie got away with. Too bad he squandered his plentiful opportunities. What an asshole.
Seriously, I believe he needs help and not prison. However, 99 out of 100 people found with that level of possession would be popped for intent to distribute and given no leniency.
Artie will never be happy with his life until he's dead. Those kinds of people are next to impossible to save; they have their minds made up already.
The thing that probably pisses me off the most his how much Artie claims to care about his mother and sister, yet has no problem taking years off their lives with how much unneeded, round the clock worrying and grief he wantonly causes for them, having to wonder every day if that'll be their son or brother's last day on Earth. They shouldn't have to think about that 24/7, but I'm sure they do.
I wanna call say he's self-serving, that he only cares about himself before others, but it's not even entirely accurate: that would imply the guy actually fucking cares about himself.
I don't understand how he isn't in fucking prison right now. I get that famous people usually get slaps on the wrist but the height of his popularity was being third mic on Stern. Does he have pictures of a DA doing coke?
People still go to prison for doing drugs all the time. Get caught with Meth, Heroin, or Crack and you can bet your ass you're doing some jail time possibly prison. Most other drugs(marijuana included) don't result in prison as often as they result in just jail time.
People still go to prison for doing drugs all the time. Get caught with Meth, Heroin, or Crack and you can bet your ass you're doing some jail time possibly prison.
I guess that explains why we have so many homeless junkies out here. I see people doing drugs every day. I thought the complete lack of enforcement was a national thing.
But no, most of the country doesn't just allow useless junkie fucks to wander the streets and then bribe them with candy bars to calm them down when they start to fuck with civilians.
Na man it's definitely enforced where I live down here in Texas. I'm sure some states like California Oregon Washington Colorado are much more lax but a whole bunch of states throw the book at junkies.
If you want to see how crazy it's become, check out the Portland episode of "Drugs Inc."
Here's an example:
In the episode, two cops walk up to a pair of homeless people who are using a public bathroom to smoke meth.
At this point, you're thinking "oh, the cops are going to arrest these two."
Instead, the cops proceed to interview them, basically trying to figure out how they wound up homeless in Portland. Then they proceed to give them $5 each and ask them "not to spend it on drugs."
And then the homeless girls actually start yelling at the cops, demanding more money.
Watching that, my jaw just hit the floor, it was like WTF did I just watch.
But I can totally understand how we got here, because there's a pervasive attitude on the west coast that the homeless problem will go away if we just throw a bunch of money at the problem.
Yeah I've seen some drugs Inc. episodes very similar to that which is why I mentioned this other states. It's crazy how different attitudes are toward laws in different states in the same country. The abortion thing that's been in the news this last couple weeks is another great example.
Actually no they dont. Not if it's your first or second offense. Jails are so overcrowded these days that probation and drug court/rehab are where they usually put everybody.
Drug court and rehab are state sanctioned they're really just jails with extra steps. Of course you get probation for first cases but I'm just putting it out there that people are facing jail/prison times for personal amounts of hard drugs. There is not possible way to just say "no they don't" because I've been in prison/jail/ state sanctioned rehabs and seen first hand how many people are incarcerated for recreational drug use.
It depends on where you get caught in Texas. Different counties effectively enforce the laws as they see fit. Generally in a larger county- there's more leeway with possession charges, because the jails/TDC is pretty packed. Also, having a lawyer that isn't court appointed helps in not taking it up the ass in court.
I imagine being on Stern still holds weight in that whole region. Think of all the dummy callers into R&F, O&A and Stern. Those people are still hanging on
im surprised the guy isn't broke, i guess those stern contracts were pretty lucrative, and some of those books sold a lot. Fat junkie fuck is still driving an escalade..
What a Faggot. Just do yourself in already fucking worthless unfunny hack junkie piece of trash. Brittany Murphy's tight lil ass ODS off of a Vicodin and a glass of wine and this sack of shit KOs the reaper everytime.
What did he do this time. If it’s for possession, then why did the cops bother booking him if he’s just gonna be walking the streets again without any significant jail time
Junkies shouldn't go to jail for being addicts. Anything would be better including long term "forced labor". Just look at how much better he looks on the other pics. He scores because he can't handle the pain
Wonder if he’s still able to breathe out of it. Maybe it’s actually clearer now for the air to circulate. I wish I could feel it to see if it could be smudged forward into its original shape.
216 comments
1 Terahite 2019-05-21
I mean I like Artie, but what’s he doing?
1 271_ 2019-05-21
Cocaine
1 MP4-4 2019-05-21
Yeah but how tf is his nose like this
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-21
Fatal amounts of Schedule I narcotics.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
Breathing through his mouth.
1 JansHammer 2019-05-21
that's Artie "no nose" Lange
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
He looks like something out of a Tom and Jerry or Roadrunner cartoon when Tom or Wile E Coyote get smashed in the face with an anvil. Only his nose isn't going to magically reappear in the next scene.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-05-21
He just needs to pull it out with a toilet plunger
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-21
nose
1 supercam2121 2019-05-21
Why is he called that?
1 RichardInaTreeFort 2019-05-21
Because he robbed a pedophile
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-21
Artie's profile is the funniest thing he's done since his fight with Crystal Clear.
1 throwbenny 2019-05-21
Don't come home without those ribs baby!
1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2019-05-21
Is he pressed up against a plane of glass?
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-21
No. A jet of glass.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-21
A glass peckah!!!
1 BlobbyKelly00 2019-05-21
It's ''pane'' stupid.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-21
Looks like a chimp attack victim
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
Maybe Ant bit it off during the firing
1 TheElDan 2019-05-21
As if Ant would ever have the balls to sit in on something like that
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
Great reference. I've been terrified on Chimpanzee attacks ever since I've heard of them.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
Don't live in Central Africa, don't climb into the chimp enclosure in a zoo and/or don't be one of those morons who thinks they'd make a cute pet and you should be able to avoid getting attacked by one pretty easily. Of all the realistic things to be worried about, getting your face torn off by a chimp should be quite far down the list.
1 Spokker 2019-05-21
Sounds like someone has never broken down in Detroit.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
They have a safari park in Detroit?!
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-21
black ppl
1 kingship75 2019-05-21
You could call it that.
1 theRealOpieraqioxyz 2019-05-21
Yes, it's called Detroit.
1 ItsMeSpidamin 2019-05-21
RIP Ralphie May
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-21
A chimp has to be one of the worst thing to be attacked by.
1 Phkna1 2019-05-21
They like to rip your nuts off
1 kingship75 2019-05-21
Is that what happened to you?
1 Phkna1 2019-05-21
Shh....I'm transitioning.
1 chik-fil-a 2019-05-21
It's entirely possible
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
Yeah that's what the woman in the middle of Ohio thought lol.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
Yes but didn't the dumb bitch keep one as a pet and dress it up as a baby etc?
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
The owner wasn't the one who was attacked.
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
The owner wasn't the one who got attacked, keep acting like you're smarter than everyone else tho lol.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
Huh? I'm not even familiar with the story. I thought you were talking about the one they made fun of on O&A.
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
Yeah same story. Nice listening comprehension, stupid.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
No "lol" this time you sensitive, thin-skinned faggot? I hope your retarded fears come true and a baby chimp rips your eyes out.
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
Lol
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
Who has the thin skin tho?
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
Hopefully you, right around the eyelids and throat. In the nicest possible way.
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings sweetheart lol.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
You somehow took a jokey comment as a personal affront to your intelligence. No good trying to turn it around now, it's too late. And adding "lol" doesn't make you sound amused and nonchalant, it just makes you sound like a passive aggressive bitch.
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-21
Lol
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-21
They seem nice after watching Most Valuable Primate, but they will tear your cock off as soon as they get the chance
1 CoffeeCard847 2019-05-21
I'd fuckin slap em with it
1 T-Earl-Grey-Hot 2019-05-21
Jamie, pull that up
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21
How is this possible. It's so bulbous and swollen from the front.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-21
The drugs gradually erode the cartilage that separates your nostrils.
1 kingship75 2019-05-21
Ya kiddin'!?
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-21
Maybe you can use his technique on your belly button 🤷♂️
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-21
Got her
1 Your_EskimoBro 2019-05-21
holeee shit
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21
You might be onto something...
1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-05-21
Just turn a few more tricks on those old white men. Get your self a heroin/cocaine addition and shoot that shit right into that muppet nose you call a belly button
1 anonimescu 2019-05-21
Then trick her into shoting hgh(human growth hormone) and testosterone.
It's high time this sub had a baby.
1 kingship75 2019-05-21
Attached to a black woman, there's a 50 percent chance she'll abort it.
What do we name it if it lives?
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-21
Vizio
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21
How dare you. I'm sitting pretty at 66.66%.
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-21
Surely medical science has come to the point where we can recreate a septum.
1 BaggySpandex 2019-05-21
You go right ahead and be the doctor to prescribe painkillers to this fool.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
He wouldn't make it past the death panel.
1 flip0pilf 2019-05-21
he could stick a couple stainless washers in those nostrils and look semi normal
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-21
he could, but he won't. Lazy junkie
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
He'd probably try to sell them for scrap to get drug money.
1 theopesterdidsumcoke 2019-05-21
Fucking degenerate. Ran out of sympathy for this piece of shit five arrests ago. Fuck him.
1 ohpizzawow 2019-05-21
Personally, I stopped caring about the fat piece of shit when he couldn’t even sink a knife deep enough into his belly to do any real damage
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-21
Chris Farley’s death was more noble
1 cakehornnigga 2019-05-21
At least Chris was a humble guy. Artie thinks of himself as a comic genius, and not just like a thousand guys who exist on a worksite who are funny and tell good stories. Farley would tell his friends he didn’t think he was funny and people only liked to see that fat guy fall down. People loved and wanted to help Chris, Artie has successfully annoyed anyone who ever gave a shit.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-05-21
Still the biggest snot bubble I've ever seen.
Van on, Mr. Foley.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-21
The picture of him holding the rosary while dead, he knew it was the end. Shits sad
1 Monkey___Business 2019-05-21
He really is a worthless scumbag.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-21
Lil jimmy?
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-21
I'm not even fucking kidding, people have been completely fed up with him and certain he was on the verge of death 2 fucking decades ago. This Kuhn-nosed fatso will outlive us all.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-21
Lol
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-21
😂
1 marioncruise 2019-05-21
This can't be real but I think it is.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-21
pancake nose
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-21
If he wasn’t known, he’d go viral for his fucked up mugshot
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-21
Somehow he's less famous because he's too famous. Obscurity is a strange land.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-21
Too known for his nose to be a mystery but too obscure for people to give a shit
People see that and someone will point out he’s just a drug addict that used to do radio, no wondering if he got punched really hard or abused as a child or whatever. He’s just a fat druggie
1 poachedload 2019-05-21
If I was shown this picture without any context I wouldn't have been able to tell you who it was. He would have been better off shooting the shit like an adult.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-21
He actually looks good in this picture, other than the nose.
1 ObsiArmyBest 2019-05-21
Like he got Botox or lip fat injections
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2019-05-21
Looks like his liver is finally failing.
1 Spergbergheim 2019-05-21
Honestly can you tell by something in this image?
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
I'm no doctor, but I'm thinking the jaundice is probably a bad sign.
1 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2019-05-21
nigga look like a simpson character
1 Spergbergheim 2019-05-21
Alright WebMD just trying to see if I reached liver failure yet.
1 imjusHere4damemes 2019-05-21
And his nose too
1 daveyistheman 2019-05-21
Why the fuck hasn't he gotten a nose job yet?
1 jjoharanyc1 2019-05-21
Because in order to have reconstructive surgery on your septum, you have to refrain from doing nasally ingested substances for about a year prior.
I think you can do the math on your own.
1 marrio91 2019-05-21
No surgeons in the halfway house worth a damn
1 JimsRustyBox 2019-05-21
This is the guy Anthony banked his network on.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-21
"Let's knock off early."
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
When 2 hours a day 4 days a week for probably close to six figures is too hard
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-05-21
"I can't make it in today. I'm sick as a dog."
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-21
48 minutes into the show, artie gets up and leaves to shovel more corrosive street narcotics up his face hole.
"HA HA HA! HOLY SHIT! GUESS ITS TIME FOR A QUICK PLUG FROM THE GOOD FOLKS AT DEEP DISCOUNT.COM!"
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
"I could do a 2 hour show on Fridays and give my subscribers 5 shows a week. After all, this whole thing is kind of my last throw of the dice, I probably should put a bit of effort into it. On second thoughts, I'd rather drink alone at home until the sun comes up and sleep until dinner time 3 days a week. I earned it!"
1 jofreal 2019-05-21
The guy they jacked up subscription rates for and didn't revert after the inevitable flame-out.
1 bollg 2019-05-21
Remember the billboard? Keith the Cop is great.
1 Turd32 2019-05-21
Ugh
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-21
He must've failed a piss test or something? They caught him at a halfway house. Usually they just throw your ass out as soon as you come up positive for anything. But I guess because hes on probation they let him stay? He honestly looks like he lost weight. Maybe he finally wised up and started shooting.
1 cakehornnigga 2019-05-21
Probably thinner from doing that community service work. Before that his only exercise was going out to score.
1 FedallahX 2019-05-21
Is this shopped?
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-05-21
His jaw sticks out further than his nose.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-21
He could eat a tomato through a tennis racket.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
Maybe he's a Habsburg.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-21
Probly sprinkles crack on his Habsburgers
1 nikolam 2019-05-21
That was a damn good reference. Wasted on us retards though.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
Been away for a little while. Missed you retards.
1 Belchides 2019-05-21
When you wanna fuck your cousin but you gotta snort coke first.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-21
He looks like that picture where some people see a young woman and others see an old hag.
1 FedallahX 2019-05-21
This is ridiculous. He's like a junky Skeletor. He's the real life example of that "spite your face" quote.
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-21
Should just stick a caulk gun up there.
But for real, please just die or go to prison. I'm starting to think he's Jewish with all the crime he gets away with.
1 siuad 2019-05-21
Being a Jew requires a big ugly nose and money, not what appears to be a deflated scrotum taped to your face and pumping gas in your 50s.
1 im_not 2019-05-21
If it weren’t for that ridiculous nose I’d actually say he looks like he’s doing better
1 CoryBookerIsAMo 2019-05-21
This cant be real
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-05-21
By this time they're just wasting tax payer money and officer's time with Artie. He never gets jail time and rehab doesn't work. Just let him do whatever.
1 notasodomite 2019-05-21
He'll be like the town rapist who's too old to do any real harm.
1 ArmchairFabio 2019-05-21
Nigga looks like Pooh Bear from The Salton Sea.
1 Dennyislife 2019-05-21
Nice bald spot stupid
1 theopesterdidsumcoke 2019-05-21
That's the least of his problems tbh...
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
Yeah, can't tell if his sallow complexion is the camera or hepatitis.
1 Dennyislife 2019-05-21
Is it?
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-21
Pathetic. Way to take advantage of your incredibly good fortune dealing with the criminal justice system. Lots of innocent people do decades of time for the offenses that Artie got away with. Too bad he squandered his plentiful opportunities. What an asshole.
1 JMueller2012 2019-05-21
Good thing they’ll let him off easy. Again.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-21
Yeah maybe this time he’ll get clean!
Seriously, I believe he needs help and not prison. However, 99 out of 100 people found with that level of possession would be popped for intent to distribute and given no leniency.
1 Pious_Midget 2019-05-21
Artie will never be happy with his life until he's dead. Those kinds of people are next to impossible to save; they have their minds made up already.
The thing that probably pisses me off the most his how much Artie claims to care about his mother and sister, yet has no problem taking years off their lives with how much unneeded, round the clock worrying and grief he wantonly causes for them, having to wonder every day if that'll be their son or brother's last day on Earth. They shouldn't have to think about that 24/7, but I'm sure they do.
I wanna call say he's self-serving, that he only cares about himself before others, but it's not even entirely accurate: that would imply the guy actually fucking cares about himself.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-05-21
Imagine being this much of a failure at 51 years old. He has no reason not to kill himself
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
The burden of proof for his continued existence really has shifted to him now.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-21
At least he never fell in love with a transvestite cam whore.
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-05-21
you can't possibly know that for certain
1 racemic_mixture 2019-05-21
Chubby Dan Henderson
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-21
I don't understand how he isn't in fucking prison right now. I get that famous people usually get slaps on the wrist but the height of his popularity was being third mic on Stern. Does he have pictures of a DA doing coke?
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-21
People go to jail for doing drugs? I thought that stopped twenty years ago.
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-21
People still go to prison for doing drugs all the time. Get caught with Meth, Heroin, or Crack and you can bet your ass you're doing some jail time possibly prison. Most other drugs(marijuana included) don't result in prison as often as they result in just jail time.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-21
I guess that explains why we have so many homeless junkies out here. I see people doing drugs every day. I thought the complete lack of enforcement was a national thing.
1 ZeffCleff 2019-05-21
I'm guessing Seattle?
But no, most of the country doesn't just allow useless junkie fucks to wander the streets and then bribe them with candy bars to calm them down when they start to fuck with civilians.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-21
Yep. I'm in San Diego, but I moved here from Seattle.
1 NickApleas 2019-05-21
I can't believe you thought the rest of the country was like those places.
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-21
Na man it's definitely enforced where I live down here in Texas. I'm sure some states like California Oregon Washington Colorado are much more lax but a whole bunch of states throw the book at junkies.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-21
If you want to see how crazy it's become, check out the Portland episode of "Drugs Inc."
Here's an example:
In the episode, two cops walk up to a pair of homeless people who are using a public bathroom to smoke meth.
At this point, you're thinking "oh, the cops are going to arrest these two."
Instead, the cops proceed to interview them, basically trying to figure out how they wound up homeless in Portland. Then they proceed to give them $5 each and ask them "not to spend it on drugs."
And then the homeless girls actually start yelling at the cops, demanding more money.
Watching that, my jaw just hit the floor, it was like WTF did I just watch.
But I can totally understand how we got here, because there's a pervasive attitude on the west coast that the homeless problem will go away if we just throw a bunch of money at the problem.
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-21
Yeah I've seen some drugs Inc. episodes very similar to that which is why I mentioned this other states. It's crazy how different attitudes are toward laws in different states in the same country. The abortion thing that's been in the news this last couple weeks is another great example.
1 rahtin 2019-05-21
Portland is fucked. The people who live there all hate cops and the police force is severely understaffed as a result.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-21
Sad but true. I <3 PDX bit it's fucked. I blame all the douchebag transplants from San Francisco.
1 StanleyKubricksPenis 2019-05-21
Why is it called PDX? I get the P is for Portland but what about the D and X?
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2019-05-21
That's the airport code.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-21
Actually no they dont. Not if it's your first or second offense. Jails are so overcrowded these days that probation and drug court/rehab are where they usually put everybody.
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-21
Drug court and rehab are state sanctioned they're really just jails with extra steps. Of course you get probation for first cases but I'm just putting it out there that people are facing jail/prison times for personal amounts of hard drugs. There is not possible way to just say "no they don't" because I've been in prison/jail/ state sanctioned rehabs and seen first hand how many people are incarcerated for recreational drug use.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
Especially after multiple violation of probation for dirty urine and general noncompliance.
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-21
For sure for sure
1 Reddit_cctx 2019-05-21
BTW this is my experience in Texas. Results may vary.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-21
It depends on where you get caught in Texas. Different counties effectively enforce the laws as they see fit. Generally in a larger county- there's more leeway with possession charges, because the jails/TDC is pretty packed. Also, having a lawyer that isn't court appointed helps in not taking it up the ass in court.
1 cakehornnigga 2019-05-21
I imagine being on Stern still holds weight in that whole region. Think of all the dummy callers into R&F, O&A and Stern. Those people are still hanging on
1 Stankysnatch82 2019-05-21
Nigga starting to look like maniac cop more each day.
1 Treeckosis 2019-05-21
r/wtf material
1 hippy2zippy 2019-05-21
What nose?
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-21
Drugs have turned him into a flat-faced Asian man.
1 notasodomite 2019-05-21
He's a pug
1 bal0rd 2019-05-21
Less nose = blow gets in to your bloodstream faster.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-21
🙊🤣
1 lowend73 2019-05-21
Nice work ethic stupid
1 Frequent2001 2019-05-21
im surprised the guy isn't broke, i guess those stern contracts were pretty lucrative, and some of those books sold a lot. Fat junkie fuck is still driving an escalade..
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-21
He's just avoiding ang... still owes him like $25k.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-21
What a Faggot. Just do yourself in already fucking worthless unfunny hack junkie piece of trash. Brittany Murphy's tight lil ass ODS off of a Vicodin and a glass of wine and this sack of shit KOs the reaper everytime.
1 chulathedog 2019-05-21
I fucked her
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-21
Recently?
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-05-21
Jor-El had a rough time back on Krypton.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-05-21
I bet face fucking him feels like ass fucking Esther Ku.
1 amotionactor 2019-05-21
Is this fucking real? nigga wHAT?!
1 Coondoon 2019-05-21
Ol' flatface.
1 jofreal 2019-05-21
Biggest loser in entertainment.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
That's fucking saying something.
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2019-05-21
Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses.
K I'll see myself out.
1 PlsbptntIhavAutism 2019-05-21
I can't tell if this is photoshopped
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-05-21
"Got your nose. Got your nose. Oh shit, I literally have this motherfucker's nose!"
1 theblindingape 2019-05-21
Pooh Bear
1 Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-05-21
It's like someone played "Got Yer Nose!" with him but forgot to give it back.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-05-21
or sumptin
1 Phkna1 2019-05-21
This picture is the funniest shit he has done in years.
1 placermutka 2019-05-21
Well show me a picture of it first.
1 ellencakehorn 2019-05-21
👉🏻👃🏻
1 soad19152003 2019-05-21
What a fucking no nose having bitch
1 duroSIG556R 2019-05-21
Somebody get this poor bastard some needles and an instructional video.
1 KBNCT23 2019-05-21
the noseless look is hot for the summer
1 MoeGreenVegas 2019-05-21
Good thing he doesn't need glasses.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21
He's going to need the Opti-Grab from The Jerk.
1 fskoti 2019-05-21
Shit, what happened to him? This guy is a multimillionaire, isn't he?
1 Buffphan 2019-05-21
No way anymore
1 Patrick__Kane 2019-05-21
Ah well, things could be worse, y’know, I uh... I coulda got my nose bit off by a Saigon whore!
1 Sonolent 2019-05-21
His nose unsettles me more than all but the absolute worst gore, imagine poking that little nub at the top
1 212_Van_Dyke_Street 2019-05-21
he's got the reverse pinochio syndrome. the more lies the more the nose shrinks.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-05-21
Well, he found a way to distract from his bald spot.
1 OKHnyc 2019-05-21
Arties just trying out as Voldemort in the new movie Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Syringe
1 killgav 2019-05-21
Too much window shopping..
1 JimNortonFaggotHack 2019-05-21
Legalize heroin you cunts.
1 HeWhoIsNotMe 2019-05-21
The horror, the horror ...
1 tranthonycumiashow 2019-05-21
A decade removed from the Stern show and he still parties like he's making that money.
1 drudrudrudru 2019-05-21
What did he do this time. If it’s for possession, then why did the cops bother booking him if he’s just gonna be walking the streets again without any significant jail time
1 WendysDiaper 2019-05-21
Did you just call him a nigger?
1 martigan99 2019-05-21
Junkies shouldn't go to jail for being addicts. Anything would be better including long term "forced labor". Just look at how much better he looks on the other pics. He scores because he can't handle the pain
1 wasabichowmein 2019-05-21
This is just sad honestly
1 KingDonaldTrump 2019-05-21
Nigga's face looks like it was divided by the treaty of Tordesillas
1 timmcdsa 2019-05-21
Fuck his nose, what's wrong with his chin?
1 therealstinks 2019-05-21
What the fu k did he do now? How he violate probation i just saw that video of him pumping gas
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-21
Wasn’t he just seen at a gas station acting like he was all wholesome and clean?
1 Anuskasvo 2019-05-21
What the fuck, is that not photoshopped?!
1 JimNortonFaggotHack 2019-05-21
I bet that makes it easier when he's eating some spic's ass for junk.
1 jofreal 2019-05-21
Wonder if he’s still able to breathe out of it. Maybe it’s actually clearer now for the air to circulate. I wish I could feel it to see if it could be smudged forward into its original shape.
1 Megamedic 2019-05-21
He can possibly have tertiary syphilis
1 Mcchisell 2019-05-21
Bizarro Jew
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-05-21
"I dont nose nuttin, i tells ya."
1 OnibabaAzamiOgami 2019-05-21
Fuck, this is bad.