Jobless Joe Cumia posts here angrily at 4AM on a Monday, then crashes until noon while failing to take his child to school, again.

76  2019-05-21 by shickadantz

But it’s YOU guys who are the obsessed losers! Remember that.

28 comments

1  bovinegrazr 2019-05-21

Pays cash for everything, avoids taxes

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-05-21

That guy really hates America

1  iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-21

Proudly rides a Chinese Harley.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-05-21

Plays a Taiwanese guitar.

1  FatMosque 2019-05-21

He’s more invested in the Burmese models

1  LightDank 2019-05-21

And he drives the gayest of all cars, the Fiat. This is a man who truly hates America.

1  KYGGyokusai 2019-05-21

Why can't he drive a coal-rolling Ford F-150 King Ranch like the rest of us proud Americans?

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-21

Joe drives a Charley Dovidson and plays a Gletsch Fendercaster

1  Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it.

1  Jungies 2019-05-21

Proudly rides a Chinese dude named Harley.

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-21

That guy must have a hard time saying his own name.

1  Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21

Joe?

1  SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-05-21

You caught me. I'd just like to say I'm a dumb gay nigger and my brother is a broke pederast

1  Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21

Sorry Joe, meant that you have a hard time saying your name. Time for a new alt account.

1  TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-21

He gates America as much as he loves dicks

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-05-21

Nah, Bill Gates loves America and pays FICA, just legally HQ'd his Fortune 10 company in a state without income tax. So he's pennywise vs Joe "pound foolish" Cumia.

1  McGowan9 2019-05-21

Lyin' Joe spits in the face of veterans by pretending to have served! Keeps bringing up stories of his days in the 82nd Airborne but won't show his DD214! Bad (or sick) guy!

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

He avoids his taxes as if they were questions about his brother's friendship with a registered sex offender.

1  civnat_cuck 2019-05-21

Good most tax money is squandered anyway.

1  harnal_the_grayt 2019-05-21

He brought cash to the dentists office, like they would be impressed.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

It's been like clockwork lately, he posts at the crack of dawn as the booze and shitty beer bender is drawing to a close, then sleeps it off until the afternoon when Carol wakes him up in a panic because dropped a house on her sister.

1  jjoharanyc1 2019-05-21

Who dropped a house on Carol's sister?

Nice incomplete sentence, stupid.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

Nice proofreading, stupid.

1  McGowan9 2019-05-21

I think it was a wicked witch of the west joke.

1  TyCobbFuckParty 2019-05-21

I’m obsessed with two things: Bread bowls filled with broccoli cheddar soup and anthony cumia’s slightly less famous older brother

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-21

He's mad that all the insults haven't shifted to worship. When he came here, he thought that because he's Anthony's brother, we were going to become fanboys and want his approval. Such a delusional faggot

1  boringoneliner 2019-05-21

well its tuesday. but i get what youre saying.

1  shickadantz 2019-05-21

Damnit