You'd smile too if you were about to get 250 million from Jeff Bezos.

and $275 million each from CNN and NBC Universal

Damn I need to smile more, lucky little cunt

I feel the need to adopt an army of smilers and send them about to cash in.

he'll probably get a drum and some firewater too

Yeah that might take awhile

The appeals will. I doubt the initial verdict will.

Not if the kid is willing to take 5-10m. They’ll settle without admitting any guilt. A court case is expensive and also bad PR, they would rather just throw him some money and have it go away.

His lawyers will go for more. This is such an easy NY Times v. Sullivan case. It's a goldmine.

You seem knowledgeable. When do you think he'll get the money?

Maybe I'm wrong but, don't lawyers represent their clients? If a client says "I'll take the 10 mil and not spend the next 5-10 years in and out of courtrooms going against an entity with much deeper pockets", I'm not sure the client's lawyers can go "Nah, I'm going for more".

I'd love a GoFundMe to keep his case going to the bitter end. He won't need to work, just like the Indian and black Israelites giving him shit. But his superior culture & genetics won't let him just be a layabout

I'm sorry, it's a what case? A liable case?

Your mother's cunt

He is fucking Lex Luthor buying out The Daily Planet and he threw his wife in the trash for a bunch of sordid whores.

He cheated on this for this.

Bezos is faggot Dr. Evil

I wonder how much that cost him, per fuck

Not as much as however many $$ Mackenzie is divorce raping him for.

yes it is

You'd think differently if you lived next to the Sioux Reservation. This kid should get a settlement for exactly the same amount this drunken meth head injun got paypaled.

Sioux everyone!

Meth, Coke, cheap vodka, and rampant STDs?

Genuinely laughed out loud. Well played.

I hear reservations are hard to drive near cus there are so many passed out drunk injun speed bumps in the road. Is that true?

I mean thats a lot of hyperbole, but yes that has happened. Google White Clay

Smiling is violence, child.

He was agressively hate smirking at that poor skeleton faced undead meth head.

Hey, that man was a Vietnam-era refrigerator repairman.

Injun Joe tell heap big lies about taking gook scalps

How big that man supposed to keep grubbing off the government for handouts with what he's been through?

He is a faggot because only faggots have opinions

Imagine an old zombie loudly bangs a drum inches from your face and instead of smashing his teeth in you smile and still get treated like one of history’s greatest monsters.

Yeah but they have cigarette reservations now

I will take a table for 4 @ 8PM tonight, and sit me in the section where the sloppy big titted Injun leans over real far to light your cigarette please.

Whites really are altruistic conquerors to a fault.

The superior race

Someone force him to wear that hat? Fuck him

Alright Patrick.

? I'm pretty sure he has no idea what's going on.

Keep raging against that machine

Keep edging Uncle Sam's deformed schlong

Ok

I still have no clue what the story behind this kid is.

He smiled and that's not okay

Two non-whites yell at him

He stands there smiling at them

Someone takes the confrontation out of context to make him look bad

He gets shit on by everyone ever because he's white

Full video comes out and he actually just stood there smiling while being abused

If he didn't have the worst face ever, no one would want to punch him

I hope one day someone just beats the shit out of Patton ( hopefully in front of his wife). If anyone deserves to get knocked out it’s that ignorant little shit.

Patton already has it pretty bad: has to live with the memory of drugging his old wife and smothering her with a pillow, his teeth are dark grey and falling out due to his own drug abuse, and his daughter will inevitably learn to sense the darkness that led him to murder his wife in the first place. Plus, his much better looking new wife probably cheats on him already.

Blatantly smeared by the media because of a 10-second video taken completely out of context. Turned out to be a nervous, normal 16 year old kid who didn’t know what to do so he did the most respectful thing he could think of but it didn’t matter to Joy Reid and Jim Carrey.

Tons of left-wingers and even celebrities openly called for the abuse of this child because he stood there as a Native American man chanted at him. Nice call to violence, stupids.

Funny thing about so many of the people who hated him was the same phrase -- and variations of it -- they kept repeating like 'I knew that exact type of person in school and they were awful.' It was like the Kavanaugh thing it was basically a large scale version of Revenge Of The Nerds to smite that preppie kid they remembered from high school.

This is where Mike Cannon got the "Notorious F.A.G." moniker.

Crying about how Kavanaugh's hair disqualified him from the Supreme Court, and how he knew this exact same guy in school.

This is not how men think.

I had no idea that's the reason for the "Notorious" drop on RAP. Nice.

Also, Mike Cannon is Sam's go to second mic. So he's an enemy of the state.

Two of the most punchable voices in radio. Did you know Cannon used to do steroids which is why hia voice sounds so swallowed and faggy?

Two of the most punchable voices in radio. Did you know Canon used to do steroids which is why hia voice sounds so swallowed and faggy?

npc meme is real

I remember a lot of variations of "all POC have seen that smirk"

The same people will also tell you all about white fragility.

They just make it obvious that they never got over their high school bully/guy that didn't wanna fuck

Lol that was Sam Harris' take on Kavennaugh. He basically said I knew these kind of Christian jocks growing up and they are the worst so Kavennaugh is guilty.

I didn't hear his take on it but it doesn't surprise me. I can't stand that guy.

Me too. He's some trust fund douche who gets held up as an intellectual Titan for some reason. He just talks really slow.

Yeah, that was wrong, doesn't make him not extra.

Nothing the kid did was wrong, fuck off retard.

He's wearing a trump hat dipshit

Nothing wrong with that, fucktard.

Unless you're being sarcastic, which he doesn't look, there totally is

Shut up you lolbertarian fag

Way to keep Uncle Sams balls warm with your slack-jawed gullet

Nice meme political ideology, go gargle Gary Johnson’s cum.

Nice not having any idea about how the government works. Go suck Tomlinsons cum.

Nice political party, fag.

Not a member of any faggot club

You share their politics, might as well be one.

"extra"

Keep this shit on /r/blackpeopletwitter, faggot.

Enjoy that Matrix, dipshit

Take a very short walk off a very long cliff

You're the one sticking up for the government, child

Not a faggot for this part.

He is a faggot for his original reason to be in DC, protesting abortion with his Catholic school.

No man should be robbed of the right to blast jizz freely into a cunt, impregnate that cunt and then have it scraped clean.

Abortions are a nice thing.

Not something you really need to worry about being balls deep in boypussy.

Kid's a prolifer until he knocks up his underage gussy.

And prolife mom will load up the minivan and take them one state over.

"I want my cummies."

Shut up, baby killing faggot.

Once more with feeling please.

"I want my cummies."

Shut up, baby killing faggot.

One killed at 19 and one kept at 35 so I guess they cancelled out.

Enjoy Hell, edgy faggot.

Just pray for me a bunch and I'll be fine.

You have to repent, but I will pray for you. Your callousness towards killing your own seed reeks speaks volumes about the shame you try to hide.

Should blacks and those scary Jews have abortions?

Are you a strict Bible follower? Noah and the Arc and all that as fact?

Thank you for praying for me.

All these faggots are suddenly performatively pro-life because they think they’re owning the libtards. Fags can’t even have real opinions anymore.

No, I just think killing a baby because it's inconvenient is murder and murder is wrong.

If you truly believe that, which I doubt, then you’re just an ass. And beyond that, just don’t get an abortion then. What other people do with their cunt jelly isn’t your business.

The reason you doubt that is because you're a moral relativist coward with no convictions, so you think everyone else is as shallow as you. It's killing a kid, no matter how much mental gymnastics you try to do to avoid that fact.

It requires zero mental gymnastics. You’re simply an asshole if you think a little squid thing is a person.

No, abortion is murder across the board. It is the premeditated ending of a life because it is inconvenient. The destructive effects of birth control and abortion can be felt across society. It makes people feel like there are no consequences for their sexual choices, which has led to the large scale breaking up of families, women acting like insane whores, massive spreading of disease, infanticide etc.

Besides that, the "abortions only for groups I don't like" talking point that white nationalist types make is stupid because no modern Western nation would ever make laws that target specific races in that way. The people they ideally want having kids end up using birth control and the ones they don't want end up having kids anyway. Just watch any episode of Cops. Every piece of shit hoodrat criminal they arrest has kids. It's a dysgenic practice anyway. What they should do is eliminate welfare and financial incentives for people having kids out of wedlock. Then people would be forced to take responsibility for their sexual choices and put more thought into it.

Fuck then kids

Just don't get pregnant. No need to begin creating a life for 6 months and then murder it and feel empowered.

His teefs tho

His mouth needs an abortion.... ooowaaahhh

Chief Teef hateum pale face with pearly whites.

That lawsuit money will give this nigga the greatest smile on the planet

Hopefully it'll fix those ears and that nose too.

I felt bad when this nigga got disabled, but I guess he's a king now so it's OK.

I still don't know what this was all about and feel better for it

[This is the 4th highest post ever on ChapoTrapHouse](np.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/ahrjms/i_lived_next_to_the_native_american_vietnam/)

God they are faggots. "Let's get this post to the front page!" I can't read Chapo comments anymore, it's grueling

Some day a real rain will wipe the scum off the streets

Wow the Jews have taken over this sub

It would be a great irony if the court took the indian guy's land and gave it to the kid.

And makes him become his butler

I read this as “hand” instead of land and still thought it was fair.

Why do we have government dick suckers in this sub?

Child who spoke out against homophobia (and racism too i think) and still gets called a bigot because of a hat