National treasure.

I didn't think CQ watched TV. I assumed he just stared at the wall like an offline robot until it was time to be funny

I figured he was too busy fucking his beautiful new wife.

he deserves the Mark Twain Prize

You only get that if you're as funny as Mark Twain.

I mean, I like Colin, but what is he doing?

Expressing his displeasure with the Game of Thrones finale. What did you think he was doing?

I’m just surprised he watches the show, let alone tweets about it.

Don't put the penis on a pedestal faggot

He's got a cute younger fiancee, what else is he doing on a sunday night? "Working out" material at the Cellar?

I see what you did there

Wait isn't this the "Regular Jim" character that Jim totally invented and didn't sponge from a funny person?

Yeah, Colin saw Jim doing it "at the table" and copied it.

Genuinely.

Got fucking sucks.

The first 4 seasons were cool

Hot take

colin saw Love Actually?

Sure, he has a relationship with a real, penis-less woman he doesn't have to pay.

So, um, Daenerys bites knuckles burns down the whole city. When we said, "break the wheel," that wasn't exactly what we were lookin' faw. You know.