Far from ducking delusional, he hits it face first

Places, people!

he craves any attention. what a fool.

Hush, child

He's too delusional to understand that writing that about himself is going to completely turn off any potential real fan.

What a fat pedophile faggot. Harley owners like Triumph because it's an American brand too. I hope you hammer this lump of shit in the review section.

Gacy was also on the Chicago comedy scene...

Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

So here's my basement

I'm John Wayne Gacy

He didn't have a basement, it was a crawl space.

"Starting enormous fights" he block his way out of or ends with go play child.

Imagine buying a motorcycle with the intention to piss off people who purchased from a more popular brand. Down syndrome terminator looking faggot

Exactly. I owned Harleys for almost 8 years, and never once have I looked down upon anyone because of what the rode. I’ve ridden in packs with everything from 1970s Jap iron to Groms. And I’ve never been concerned with what people thought about what I’m writing, either. I ride what I like because I like it.

yeah man, red sauce, brown? doesn't matter as long as i clock in on time

If it's not obvious by now, he's living in a fantasy world where the only way he can function is by creating enemies where none exist, and then imaginarily "besting" them. His life is one big shower argument.

In HS I used to rebuild vintage Vespas and Lambrettas in a city with an HA chapter and a bunch of recreational riders of all different makes. Nobody gives a shit what you ride as long as you're not an asshole. I've shown up to a half-dozen toy runs on a scooter or an old CB and you know how many shitty remarks I've gotten? Exactly zero. Patrick is just an arrogant prick.

I mean a guy shows up at some Hell's Angels function on a Vespa and I'm gonna assume he's a fuckin hand to hand combat specialist

I rode with a club (black and white, not red and white.) No one ever showed up on a scooter, but non-club people who rode with us didn’t always have Harleys. As long as you could ride and keep up, no one gave a fuck

And what you stopped riding because your advanced HIV made you too weak to hold on?

He only hates Harley's because he associates them with 'rednecks' and Americana.

Also because he’s a massive faggot who wishes he was British because they’re so much more “woke.”

if having an incest pit as your head of state (with powers to abolish parliament among others) is woke, then life is upside down.

And dudes that rail his exes with their beer can cocks.

He included us trolling him in his official bio.

What a lunatic.

It’s his only claim to fame

He's a materialist hack. Filling his life with bullshit. The reason his unsatisfied wife left him for real cock.

Also BANED from Facebook motherfucker

dr pavlo

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

His motorcycle infuriates Harley riders. Soon a biker gang will start trolling him too

Goddamn he's clever. He has covered all bases to explain any and all slanderous reviews or comments. Well played Mattrick, well played.

I like the pose as if he's Billy Crystal.

Keep fighting the good fight /u/patrickstomlinson, I'm sure you'll beat those trolls!