Haha Fat Pat cared so much about his Twitter followers.

65  2019-05-21 by Jim-sucks-shit

30,000+ gone in the blink of an eye because you couldn't shut your mouth tubby. How's it feel that you can't advertise your book to them and have to instead rely on your 300 instagram followers? You know, those people who never like or care about your posts? Keep that in mind tonight when you're checking your single digit book sales.

You're fat.

15 comments

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-05-21

Thats a reasonable summation of the situation

1  oneamongst2113 2019-05-21

Jack Cosmo!!

1  cardaderdention 2019-05-21

HOWS THAT FEEL FUCKER?!?!?!?!?

1  DominusOdium 2019-05-21

I can hear the Brothaman's dulcet tones

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-21

How many do you think he needs to feel like a man? How many excuses will he give about nobody buying a book the first day, week, month, year?

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

"People Googled my book but kept coming up with a series of novels written by someone else who I've never heard of and definitely didn't plagiarize. "

1  IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-21

I can’t wait for him to blame Trump for his poor sales. “Anyone that doesn’t buy my book is just a fascist Nazi!”

1  RealTonySchiavone 2019-05-21

Fonald Plump, take that!

1  Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-21

It's so embarrassingly sad that he really, actually named a character that.

1  marioncruise 2019-05-21

He better use those filters to his advantage.

1  EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-21

Hey, you know, now that you mention it, he IS fat! How about that!

1  SomervilleDan 2019-05-21

I wonder how many books you can sell to 300 Instagram followers

1  SamGPHX 2019-05-21

Your Facebook account is next, Patrick. You may have appealed a suspension this weekend, but you’re down to a last strike.

1  McGowan9 2019-05-21

You're fat.

That's incorrect, child. He is not fat. He is merely covered in a warming layer of adipose tissue, created by a calorie surplus of beer and bratwurst, for the purpose of insulation against the cruel Wisconsin winters. You lose again, little one.

1  pomegranate2012 2019-05-21

He knows the only time he'll ever make headlines is asking a question he's "never received an honest answer to". Thousands of Twitter followers just waiting for his next book and ... poof!