r/opienanthony: I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe: "For going on a year now, this small group of a few dozen terrorists has been single-mindedly haranguing me across the breadth of the internet, swarming my YouTube channel, blog, and Instagram with homophobic and body-shaming comments"

I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe: "For going on a year now, this small group of a few dozen terrorists has been single-mindedly haranguing me across the breadth of the internet, swarming my YouTube channel, blog, and Instagram with homophobic and body-shaming comments"

111 2019-05-21 by DominusOdium

That motherfucker said we're bodyshaming his fat ass. I think I'm gonna die as my sides rupture.

78 comments

1 TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-21

At least retard Joe never said we body shamed him

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-21

He thought it, but he couldn't make the words come out

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

Whenever anybody asks who is worse, remind them of the time Patrick called us as bad as the mosque shooter and remind them of the day a grown man cried about being BODY SHAMED by us on his blog.

What a fucking fat woman you are /u/patrickstomlinson

1 realestassdude 2019-05-21

Patrick goes out of his way to make Joe seem likable.

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-21

Its litterally the only time he goes the extra mile

1 Persianschlong 2019-05-21

what are you babbling about

1 Poo-U 2019-05-21

The gross part of that mosque shooter post wasn’t that he compared anonymous redditors saying mean things to the shooter; it’s that he compared himself to the victims.

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

You're right. He was as victimized as the people laying in a pile of their families getting shot in the head. Because his Twitter was reported and he got banned over stuff he posted.

He always leaves that out. Nobody hacked him and added stuff. We just reported what he said.

1 Poo-U 2019-05-21

He really is a narcissistic ass. I am not a fan.

1 kingship75 2019-05-21

Language!

1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-21

He does seem to have a unique definition of terrorism.

1 marioncruise 2019-05-21

We shoe shame him.

1 TheElDan 2019-05-21

He wanted to describe it, but “bodyshaming” isn’t in the thesaurus yet.

1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-21

He said we were a sub that bullies seniors HAHA HOLY SHIT

1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-21

The hierarchy of scum we deal with is a complete mess. Someone needs to start compiling diagrams

1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

The Venn diagrams would all overlap at "Fucks Children."

1 kingship75 2019-05-21

I miss our Pat bot. He would've chimed in with an adorable anecdote about children right about now.

1 TreeFortRichardsTCel 2019-05-21

It would be at the intersection bif Smug Gay and Pedophile

1 Dr-Seepage 2019-05-21

He calls us a couple of dozen, and a hoard in the same dull post. Cognitive dissonance defined.

1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-21

a hoard of 5,538 pests

a couple dozen 588 redditards

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-05-21

He's wrong on both counts because this whole sub is just me and my 5,000 alts.

1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-21

If any guy ever feels bodyshamed he should lifeshame himself the temple with a .45

1 Poo-U 2019-05-21

Careful, that sounds like a ‘suicide demand’.

1 kingship75 2019-05-21

SUBPOENA!

1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-21

It's not body shaming child. We want you to get healthy and start eating clean. You mentioned that your diet consisted of alcohol and sausages. We want you to live to see you become penniless.

1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-21

Gonna take a while to blow through 6 figures.

1 Lasagna_Hat 2019-05-21

I've had plenty of free-time since Anthony Cumia died. I'll wait

1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-05-21

is it even really body shaming to talk about u/patrickstomlinson ’s corpulent torso and his fat fucking toddler face, with disgusting fat folds around his mouth?

1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-21

"There's terrorists out there, America."

Joe Cumia tried to warn him.

1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

And there's no recourse.

1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-21

Sounds a bit farfetched....

1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

I didn't wanna bring up Reddit....

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

We've done nothing but give Patrick a problem.

1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-21

I've done no such thing, I've simply laughed at his idiocy and rejoiced that the good Lord Jesus Christ made Fat Pat a vessel though which I discovered the wonderfully evocative literary work of Will Tate.

1 kingship75 2019-05-21

Little miracles, amirite!?

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-21

I really don't

1 DBerkowitz44 2019-05-21

There is if you have receipts, child.

1 BlackManMoan 2019-05-21

Yeah, there is. Pat's just too retarded to understand that he's of absolutely no importance. Look back at when he was belly aching about his Twitter being taken away from him. He actually believed that he had some priority over everyone else on Twitter because he was using it to advertise his books. You know, a platform that nobody pays for.

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

Man, I've been having a rough couple and this was exactly what I needed. I haven't had a laugh like that in ages.

Thank you, you fat, ugly, toddler headed, thin skinned retard. You have raised my spirits considerably.

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-21

Hey you are the count down clock guy, can you sign my penis

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

I'll do more than sign it

1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-21

Didn't he write a whole chapter in his book making fun of Fonald Plump's penis size?

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

That's different. He's a Nazi and therefore not a person so Fatrick can do what he wants to with him.

Just like women who disagree with his politics.

1 DavidBoboFan 2019-05-21

Liberals love mentioning the size of Trump's dick, go figure. Obama has goofy ears, did that disqualify him from being president somehow?

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-21

Does dick size really matter when you have that much money

1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-21

It's racist to talk about Obama's ears though.

1 bollg 2019-05-21

Everyone who disagrees with someone like Patrick is a Nazi, when it's convenient.

1 BlackManMoan 2019-05-21

No, it's just the way an edgy teenager ends an argument when they know they have nothing left. Why Pat uses this defense is beyond me other than he never graduated the 8th grade mentally.

1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-21

He called us “terrorists” because we laugh at how stupid he is

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

Right. Nobody terrorizes him. We say mean things that hurt his feelings as he looks down and can't see his dick because of his belly.

If he'd shut up a long time ago, and stopped being such a combative prick, it would've died off. Now it's legendary and will likely follow him until he has a bratwurst induced heart attack at 45.

1 OpiesRetardedKids 2019-05-21

I’m starving. Earl, we got any brats back there?

1 commissarjb 2019-05-21

Fresh out, boss.

1 marioncruise 2019-05-21

For a writer he sure is a wordy cunt.

1 Attonitus1 2019-05-21

haranguing me across the breadth of the internet

He's so desperate to sound clever.

1 marioncruise 2019-05-21

Brigading upon me their wrath across the vast scopes of the ever expanding broadband network.

1 ApeNia 2019-05-21

These rapscallions beset him for nearly a year, lurking in every corner of this man made galaxy known as the internet, taunting him like some vile creatures out of a popular Dean Koontz novel.

1 kingship75 2019-05-21

It's the commonality of language.

1 the_drizzter 2019-05-21

In the internet, no one can hear you screw up.

1 Twatsmash 2019-05-21

How can you body-shame someone who is in peak physical condition like Patso insists he is?

1 BlackManMoan 2019-05-21

Seriously. He runs half-marathons, guys.

1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-21

Body-shaming? You SHOULD be ashamed of your body, fatass.

1 late_50s_why 2019-05-21

He's not Pat child

1 SnakeBlizkin 2019-05-21

Link??

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

PatrickSTomlinson.com and go to blog.

1 HackComic630 2019-05-21

Lol, Fatrick just doesn’t get it, does he? Stop being an obese faggot so we can discover find other aspects of your pathetic existence to “harangue” you about (nice totally-organic-sounding SAT word to replace “harass,” stupid).

1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-21

He sounds about as coherent as Joe trying to explain the subreddit to Judge Latina there

1 mb0087 2019-05-21

He complains about the only people who pay him any attention.

1 mb0087 2019-05-21

Is this the guy Opie told to just let it be, or was that someone else?

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

Not sure. Might've been Logan "Anal Gape" Lynn

1 kingship75 2019-05-21

Mrs. Jay Lynn.

1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-21

He shouldn't need us to be ashamed

1 SamGPHX 2019-05-21

He used “harangue” incorrectly:

ha·rangue /həˈraNG/

noun

a lengthy and aggressive speech.

verb

lecture (someone) at length in an aggressive and critical manner.

1 bigbird911 2019-05-21

No it’s fine. He was lectured and criticized at length. This word weakens his claim of victimhood though.

1 AnthonyLovesAnal 2019-05-21

I fucking lost it when I read “body shaming”. You really don’t like that nickname, huh Fatrick. u/patrickstomlinson

1 DominusOdium 2019-05-21

I wasn't joking in the title. I was laughing so fucking hard I had tears in my eyes

1 shickadantz 2019-05-21

He wants to get victim points like he sees in the media, but he is a “straight” white “male”, the very group those progressives reject. He actively contributes to the reason why nobody cares about his plight. Nobody will ever give a shit about him being bullied, just like nobody cares about his books. He is also a fat pedophile, I’ve heard.

1 TitsAndPaycheck 2019-05-21

I've heard.

really going out of your way to avoid that defamation lawsuit

1 literalotherkin 2019-05-21

Again the red flags with this guy are all there. Delusions of persecution, grandiose ideas, the open display of weapons. It's all here folks. This man is a danger to himself and others.