Artie Lange Arrested For Violating Probation In Drug Court Program -- so much for being 100+ days sober, you lying shithead... I wonder how many of these chances he'd be getting if he was black like the Cumias.

17  2019-05-20 by Neg-Crepe

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Well, I guess it's better than getting arrested for child rape, I guess.

I'll defer to your experience on that one, since I wouldn't know.

Artie makes me feel good about my life

I told my mom it could be worse

Hes clean now guys. Why dont you believe him?

There was a time when I found his blue collar junkie act endearing, now it's just sad and annoying. But as long as he's still alive there's the faintest of possibilities that he won't OD or kill himself, however unlikely that seems.

Where on earth does his life go from here? He’s hit about ten rock bottoms, the humane thing to do is either jail him or put a bullet in his mushy brain.

Lock him in a room and feed him cocaine dusted cheeseburgers until his heart explodes. The humane option.

I honestly think the most empathetic and humane thing to do is give him a sack of fentanyl and let him OD

How is this tub of shit still alive? Even if he was sober you would think he would have lost a limb or two to diabetes by now.