I'm fishing in a boat that's out on the water, smart guy, what do you say to that?

Jump in pussy

keep your head on a swivel, lamb chop.

I work nights so I been drinking since 9 am eastern.

I am intoxicated past the point of being able to play this game (UBoat) so I am here shitposting and trying to make my friends laugh.

Go ahead call me a faggot, but there is something oddly likeable about you fucks.

We are delightful, no two ways about it.

is that game any good?

It is early access, and like subsims are supposed to be kind of hard.

I like it because I am an old Silent Hunter 3 nerd. it is easier than that, but more crew management based. Like I said early access so it is a bug filled mess, they update it frequently and listen to the community.

yeah i was watching some kid streaming it the other week, i like simulator games. i wish they would take the extra year or two to develop games like they used to

Taking a wicked shit at work after a 3 day binder of booze

This is almost as enviable as when ant spends the weekend on a docked boat with 3 other people.

Anthony also gets to be the little spoon with Missy.

I wouldn’t mind fishing and drinking right now. Ur a lucky guy.

Coming off a weekend long bender. Good luck Brotherman.

Nice fat hands, stupid.

We all look like the tool man or space edge. Fat shaming people here is like calling someone a faggot, it has no effect on our lives.

I usually have Mondays and Wednesdays off from Panera, so i’m gonna get stoned and clean out my garage and then go to the goodwill and buy more shit to replace the shit i throw out.

Split days off are such bullshit. It should honestly be illegal.

Visiting my uncle in florida, spent the morning cleaning mildew off a white vinyl fence for him, but now im sitting poolside with an adult beverage in hand. Only problem is we had a couple strippers over this weekend so there is litterally a layer of Hawaiin Tropic oil floating on the surface, and the one girl's "special needs" kid definitely shit in the pool

I didnt mean that to sound like an Anthony Cumia brag, i dont know these broads, didnt fuck either one of them, but now there is a layer of stripper grease and retard shit particles in the pool, kind of hard to just a take a dip and unwind and not think about that

I work until 6, but I'm gonna go buy weed because it's legal here. Go home, get high, and watch Frasier.