Nia Renee Hill is the next Von Decarlo
59 2019-05-20 by KarlosMarkas
She is following the Von Playbook to a tee.
Step 1: Use your cheeseburger pussy to blind a respectable rising comedian.
Step 2: Establish yourself as someone to be protected by the fans of said comedian. "What's with all the incels hating on Von/Nia?"
Step 3: Do some coattail riding. "Von/Nia is just as funny as Patrice/Bill!" "Honestly, Nia is probably the inspiration for most of Bill's bits!"
Step 4: Make the host comedian change his material to your garbage worldview and even distance himself from the material that made him famous in the first place.
Step 5: Kill- I mean wait for this comedian to die.
Step 6: Prey on the fandom with an indiegogo scam.
35 comments
1 ProfessionalCrump 2019-05-20
Step 4 his ripped straight out of the Nikki Cox Playbook—well, except the "the material that made him famous in the first place" part.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-05-20
She actually wrote the shit though
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-20
Except Nia is not attractive. You leave Nia for Von. Poor Bill...
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-20
Von is not attractive either
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-05-20
Oh cmon you'd tap that like nobodys business
1 diolev 2019-05-20
So would Jim. NVM he gay
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-20
Von is not that bad. She’s just easy to criticize cause she’s not likable.
1 xxxxxxxxx9xxxxxxxxx 2019-05-20
Von has Sherman Hemsley's hairline
1 KarlosMarkas 2019-05-20
She looks like a recoloration of Tim Curry's Pennywise
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-20
Yeah but black women have modular hair so who cares about the hairline?
1 marioncruise 2019-05-20
Von is a tranny
1 throwawawyy2 2019-05-20
she looks like trans JB smoove
1 Egg_fucker 2019-05-20
Von is meh and Nia is extremely unattractive.
1 Tibor_Zutroy 2019-05-20
Has anybody ever seen them in the same room?
1 Osca_rg 2019-05-20
Neither is bill
1 SamsSeedWhiteKnight 2019-05-20
He is rich homie
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
Comparing Nia and Von is not right.
Nia has more balls because she emasculates her husband while he is alive and he eats it like a good guilty white LA cuckold.
Von waited until Patrice was dead to exploit him because she knew he would shitcan her in a second for any trace of fucking ego or using his name to make money.
1 FactsPoster 2019-05-20
Not fair, Nia has the 'ginger advantage', much easier to tame
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
You add the -10 to the masculinity stat for living in LA and she has him buy his shriveled guilty of everything white male balls.
1 FactsPoster 2019-05-20
Don't forget -3 constitution for the airborne homo-aids in LA
And also -7 Intelligence due to being legally required by the State of California to find Amy Schumer amusing.
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-05-20
Opester ripped her apart when she popped in to promote the 'documentary'.
1 MissedCreant 2019-05-20
Nana would have been far too uneasy to do so [cue: the look he gave the camera when Ron and Black Statistics were going at it], hence Opie's superiority.
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-05-20
I had to rewatch it a few times cause I couldnt wrap my head around it. How can you from setting scandalous radio stunts and being an overal shock jock to cowering and flinching like a faggot where men get a bit heated up. It really bugged me that clip
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-20
It was one of those situations where your new friend is introduced to your old friend and they don’t like each other. Lil Anthony was just too uncomfortable.
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-05-20
Also the fact that he agreed to allow 5 people to watch the documentary in his movie theater, which he absolutely didn't want to do, because he's terrified to tell someone no. I bet he was ecstatic when it became clear it wasn't happening.
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-05-20
No one will give a care when Billys Irish heart catches up with him in a few years. Enjoy those salads and pushups, stupid
1 fawwkyeah 2019-05-20
This is just what women will do to you period if you’re a weak nigga
They’ll try to change everything they initially liked about you because they feel threatened that you might find another bitch. So they turn you into a sweater wearing, salad eating faggot and convince you that it’s GOOD for you to act weak and submissive, ensuring that no other women will find you attractive .
1 MissedCreant 2019-05-20
An apt sport fishing analogy from the man himself.
1 CrownChicken 2019-05-20
130k Fugitive!
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-20
Is Nia already eyeing Bill's Twitter account? Likely
1 harriswill 2019-05-20
Ow ow my ribs
1 CASCAI 2019-05-20
Honestly I noticed even r/billburr people are getting tired of her shit
1 Pious_Midget 2019-05-20
Astonishingly enough, when I'd occasionally check out Bill Burr videos on Youtube, praise would be heaped upon Nia below, in more comments than I could even believe. She's "Down to Earth" and they're "Made for each other" etc etc along with a plethora of other stomach-churningly gay assertions and what-have-you's that should never come from the brains of grown men.
Having said that, there is most certainly a good $160,000 worth of free moron money hiding somewhere in all those pockets for a "Nia-finds-the-will-to-live-post-Bill Burr" doc (because there's no way it wouldn't be ALL about her), should one ever see the light of day, that is. Though you do have to admit, that irredeemable, purple-gummed common street ho and their Sumatran orangutan-looking mixed offspring swindling a bunch of 39 year old man-children that probably cry after tough Bruins losses would arguably be the funniest Bill Burr-related thing in a long time.
1 SirSodomy 2019-05-20
“I feel like you don’t like me...”
“...YOURE NOT A LIKABLE PERSON!!”
1 Ants_Oily_Hair 2019-05-20
Bill is a white coward. He is everything wrong with the basic white man. Sniveling and of low self esteem. A white irish idiot ready to hand over the keys to the castle because "what the hell do i know, im just a white dope"
Bill Burr and Greg Fittzsimmons are two of the same