I bet he dreams about that futon every night now

75  2019-05-20 by dawnshairybhole

21 comments

It's more about one of the most successful comedians of the last 20 years marrying an unnattractive, SJW black lady than about him getting married.

There's just no way the Bill I know is happy with Nia. It makes me hate him.

Haha, I've always remembered this quote by bill burr. It's always stuck with me and influenced a lot of decisions in my life. Crazy to think it meant more to me than the guy who said it.

I'm on a futon right now.

Marriage does not have to be miserable. Just don't marry a Nia.

So you are saying I shouldn't go to the local petting zoo expecting to find true love there?

not without putting salt on your ass first

mongoloid, that was clearly sarcastic

Well he married an ape and I didn't

And the argument ended

when he's right, he's right

He never experienced being married at 30 with a normal job. He shouldn’t comment

That poor, fallen, shell of a man....

*ginger

ftfy

He is an elitist queer now. He should drop the 'Joe bag of donuts' act yesterday.

He wont because he is a dishonest red cunt

Nice fulfilled prophecy, faggot.

I wish this fucking asshole listened to his own goddamned advice. For a long stretch of time, he was spitting that raw truth again and again and again. Now you try to listen to his podcast and he's interviewing some random drummer or talking about how he bought a stroller or some paltry shit. The biggest fall from grace I've seen.

I have a futon in my office. My wife and I fuck on it often. One of our kids was conceived on it.

Classy

He went from being a man to living life as Sam Jackson's character in Django and Nia is his Leonardo DiFagrio. I hate this man now.