Me and my brother once wrote a big "FUCK YOU" in the sand on Myrtle beach, we faced it towards the condos/hotels and went back inside. A few minutes later we saw an elderly couple trying to wipe out the letters with their feet, but the words were so big that they had practically no impact. We were just sitting inside and laughing at two old tucks trying to censor our speech.
We also used to dig holes and put rocks and dead jelly fish at the bottom, cover them with driftwood and sand, then sit back and watch people fall in all day. They were narrow holes too, so usually only one foot would fall through. God, I used to have so much fun.
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1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-20
Nice keeping your head on a swivel at the end there, brotherman.
1 FactsPoster 2019-05-20
Careful there, pal, running on the beach with your blades on might make ya trip and spill your road soda :(
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1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-20
I can still see it you robot cunt.
1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-20
Failure of a bot
1 sue-gobbler 2019-05-20
Are you trying to reply to the bot?
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
They can, as much as it hurt the supreme GILF judge Milian to say so. Our American Bill of rights protects even the most vile of people.
Even pro pedophilia advocates like the Cumia brothers.
1 StuntPeckah 2019-05-20
Welcome to the sub, Fonald Plump! And already able to post? Nice.
I look forward to reading all about you when the book drops like a small corny turd in a rather large toilet.
1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-20
I literally did reply. I didn't expect a response. What a surprise
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-20
Now I want to go on a vacation
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-20
I want you to go on one too.
1 marioncruise 2019-05-20
I hope it's a real long one.
1 basedmattnigga7 2019-05-20
One you never come back from
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-20
Because he's found lasting happiness?
1 basedmattnigga7 2019-05-20
And 73 overage virgins
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-20
I laughed entirely too hard at that!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-20
How much is too hard, cuntface?
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-20
Droppin' hammers on Layla's cunt-ass face
all day long
1 1073WAAF 2019-05-20
Unemployed pedophiles can still enter contracts.
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-20
Jokes on us
1 OpiesBreasts 2019-05-20
Thank you!
1 StuntPeckah 2019-05-20
NOT WITH MINORS!
1 alkiefuck 2019-05-20
bovine brain will believe it is opie the fuckhead that he is
1 Terahite 2019-05-20
You can tell it’s not Opie from the shadow (no bulge).
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-20
No chest bulges
1 GhostofRoeCumia 2019-05-20
But it is?
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-20
Opie always win in the end
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-05-20
Where is he going with this… Where is he going with this… Pedophile? Come on, pedophile… Pedophile!
1 DildoRenter 2019-05-20
You heard the voice in my head!
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-20
Me and my brother once wrote a big "FUCK YOU" in the sand on Myrtle beach, we faced it towards the condos/hotels and went back inside. A few minutes later we saw an elderly couple trying to wipe out the letters with their feet, but the words were so big that they had practically no impact. We were just sitting inside and laughing at two old tucks trying to censor our speech.
We also used to dig holes and put rocks and dead jelly fish at the bottom, cover them with driftwood and sand, then sit back and watch people fall in all day. They were narrow holes too, so usually only one foot would fall through. God, I used to have so much fun.
1 AnthsGun 2019-05-20
Nice non-molestation related childhood memory, stupid.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-20
Did I not mention that the old couple sucked our dicks?
1 AnthsGun 2019-05-20
Would any of them happen to be a washed-up shock jock from Long Island?
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-20
Sure, why not.
1 BDub621 2019-05-20
Yeah that’s at the top of the fun meter.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-20
It really was.
1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-20
That's actually one of the classier things you can do at a place like Myrtle Beach.
1 Icon_Crash 2019-05-20
And then what happened?
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-20
Absolutely true lamb chop.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2019-05-20
SUBPOENA
1 sprimusp 2019-05-20
The Hammer Of Thor falls once more.
1 Sinquiry 2019-05-20
He is the destroyer.
1 DildoRenter 2019-05-20
/r/bestof
1 MattyDrumm 2019-05-20
I love this sub
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-20
My hope is that Opie blows his brains out, and all of the Opie fans on here follow suit.
1 BigChimpBiggerBanana 2019-05-20
wait is that really the Opester
1 Adamg20186 2019-05-20
I bet Joe will go down to that beach and write in the sand that he isn’t a pedophile.
1 AntonioNappa 2019-05-20
Brothaman Brothaman Brothaman