Opies Eye returns to shut down the haters

204  2019-05-20 by opestersmammarydrip

49 comments

Nice keeping your head on a swivel at the end there, brotherman.

Careful there, pal, running on the beach with your blades on might make ya trip and spill your road soda :(

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I can still see it you robot cunt.

Failure of a bot

Are you trying to reply to the bot?

They can, as much as it hurt the supreme GILF judge Milian to say so. Our American Bill of rights protects even the most vile of people.

Even pro pedophilia advocates like the Cumia brothers.

Welcome to the sub, Fonald Plump! And already able to post? Nice.

I look forward to reading all about you when the book drops like a small corny turd in a rather large toilet.

I literally did reply. I didn't expect a response. What a surprise

Now I want to go on a vacation

I want you to go on one too.

I hope it's a real long one.

One you never come back from

Because he's found lasting happiness?

And 73 overage virgins

I laughed entirely too hard at that!

How much is too hard, cuntface?

Droppin' hammers on Layla's cunt-ass face

all day long

Unemployed pedophiles can still enter contracts.

Jokes on us

Thank you!

NOT WITH MINORS!

bovine brain will believe it is opie the fuckhead that he is

You can tell it’s not Opie from the shadow (no bulge).

No chest bulges

But it is?

Opie always win in the end

Where is he going with this… Where is he going with this… Pedophile? Come on, pedophile… Pedophile!

You heard the voice in my head!

Me and my brother once wrote a big "FUCK YOU" in the sand on Myrtle beach, we faced it towards the condos/hotels and went back inside. A few minutes later we saw an elderly couple trying to wipe out the letters with their feet, but the words were so big that they had practically no impact. We were just sitting inside and laughing at two old tucks trying to censor our speech.

We also used to dig holes and put rocks and dead jelly fish at the bottom, cover them with driftwood and sand, then sit back and watch people fall in all day. They were narrow holes too, so usually only one foot would fall through. God, I used to have so much fun.

Nice non-molestation related childhood memory, stupid.

Did I not mention that the old couple sucked our dicks?

Would any of them happen to be a washed-up shock jock from Long Island?

Sure, why not.

Yeah that’s at the top of the fun meter.

It really was.

That's actually one of the classier things you can do at a place like Myrtle Beach.

And then what happened?

Absolutely true lamb chop.

SUBPOENA

The Hammer Of Thor falls once more.

He is the destroyer.

I love this sub

My hope is that Opie blows his brains out, and all of the Opie fans on here follow suit.

wait is that really the Opester

I bet Joe will go down to that beach and write in the sand that he isn’t a pedophile.

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