It looks like Frankie McDonald doing and impression of Patrick

It's not a ride, child. It's a horse riding simulator. I used to own one. I removed its governor and got the horse going at 75 mph. I had trained bull riders from all over world try and stay on, but they couldn't make it past a few seconds. I rode it 7 minutes straight once, but the video was stolen by bobcats when I out camping. They got the video, I got their eyes.

But keep believing your lies, child.