And Maybe Kiss You?

5  2019-05-20 by JimsPillowSheet

7 comments

Offensive

7 Hail Marys

Hail Sam, full of Tendies.
Our Jim is with you.
Blessed are you among cavemen,
and blessed is the comedy of your afro,
Joe.
Holy cow, Mother of milk,
pray for us tendie dinners,
now and at the hour of our wank .
Amen.

What are those some cunt's rape drawings?

If it's in a word, or if it's in a book you can't get rid of the Babadook. He wears a hat he's tall and black but that's how they describe him in his book. A rumbling sound, than three sharp knocks you better run, or he'll hold you in his locks. ba-ba-ba-dook-dook-dook... Your closet opens and your honestly hopin' that he won't hear a sound but that's when you know that he's around. The book close you have an itch under your nose and that's just how the story goes. So close your eyes and count to ten better hope you don't wake up again. 'Cause if it's in a word, or if it's in a book you can't get rid of the Babadook .... you'll see him if you look.

Faggot

I deserved that

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