I love that even he gets bored halfway through, and just wraps it up.
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Also I love the desperate look on his fat gay face, and his I-have-a-serious-head-injury natural stance. Why are his arms so far away from his body? He stands like an alien.
Dostoevsky took just over a year and a half to write Crime and Punishment, one of the greatest works of literature ever put to paper. Fatrick took a decade to bash out a paint-by-numbers Hitchhikers Guide rip off. It better be good!
If he wasn't such a prick I'd feel genuinely sorry for him. He has such a weak victim/frightened fat boy face and way about him. If you just went by this video, you'd think he was a pandering idiot ("gay black space marine" etc) but otherwise a fairly harmless dork. His online personality is so incongruous with the pitiful, soft-faced man-child pleading for affirmation in this clip.
If he wasn't such a prick I'd feel genuinely sorry for him.
Same. You have to remember his tweets calling anyone who defended norm macdonald a white supremacist, and realize that he's a complete fucking asshole.
This reminds me of that time in Marseilles that Hemingway forcibly face-fucked Alice B. Toklas for 6 drunken hours until Gertrude Stein signed off on The Sun Also Rises. Ah, literature.
Don't you ever wonder what the African Americans campaigning for civil rights and integration in the 50's and 60's would've thought if they knew their efforts would culminate in pandering effeminate liberals writing copious amounts of black homosexual fiction and promoting black homosexuality as the height of virtue in their progressive worldview?
Literally the first sentence he uses to pitch his mediocre nonsense shit contains the words "gay" and "black". Hes a fat pandering dickhead. Subpoena me you fat slob, my lawyer M's dm's are open.
I’ve never actually seen Patrick on video, so I didn’t know how much of what is said here was true. Holy fuck, what a gay homo faggot. “It has a gay black space marine!”
Wow it even has a particle accelerator!? Why is that a selling point? I guarantee nobody gets excited when they hear particle accelerator. it just sounds cool but he has no idea what a particle accelerator even does
His grasp on physics is virtually non-existent. He heard “particle accelerator” on a TV show and weaved it into his shit SJW “book”. He’s an uneducated fool.
A particle accelerator is a machine that uses electromagnetic fields to propel charged particles to very high speeds and energies, and to contain them in well-defined beams.
The CERN Jews have been pushing memes and clickbait about LHC into the pop culture harder than fuck over the last 10 or so years to make sure the budget keeps flowing and these I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE mongoloids therefore register it as something very cool.
This retard has a fat round body and Q tip arms. Would it kill him to do some fucking cardio and lift something heavier than a toddler a few times a week?
Jesus Christ what kind of man without children owns a Nerf gun, has a lizard on his shoulder, and toys on the shelf's. this fat Faggot is such a man-child.
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1 JohnTravoltasHair 2019-05-20
I love that even he gets bored halfway through, and just wraps it up.
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Also I love the desperate look on his fat gay face, and his I-have-a-serious-head-injury natural stance. Why are his arms so far away from his body? He stands like an alien.
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-20
Artie Lange’s nose has better structure than Fatrick’s writing.
1 realestassdude 2019-05-20
At least one of his friends owns a ferret. Even that guy makes fun of him behind his back.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-20
He seriously looks like he's sucking in his fat, hence the awkward stance.
1 stealthygeek 2019-05-20
This picture is a great example of that.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-20
He’s trying not to sweat through his shirt so he’s holding his arms away from his body.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-20
If it weren’t for Morton, I’d say I never saw a more physically uncomfortable person who pretends he’s a standup comedian.
1 BlackManMoan 2019-05-20
This would actually explain a lot about him.
1 JesusHChrist99 2019-05-20
Fatrick says he sold 200 preorders but he probably bought at least 100 himself
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-20
Someone mentioned previously its highly likely he had to pay for the first 1000 copies before he makes any money
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-20
He’s selling about six books a month through Amazon. Guess he’s going to have to find a real job.
2 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-20
So thats what "six figures" refers to
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-05-20
Don’t forget the copies that he pressures uncomfortable women to buy at the bar.
1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-20
No offense to the authors here, but he said 200 as if it was an accomplishment
of course it was a lie, even then how tHE FUCK does he pay taxes on zero income? Blowin cock id assume but still
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-20
$20,000 in taxes, if im not mistaken
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-20
If you grab his bitchtits when you toss him from the helicopter, he’ll reach terminal velocity five seconds quicker.
1 Midian9876 2019-05-20
A gay black space marine. Good to see he’s incorporating more of his homoerotic fantasies in his work.
1 SoulBrothaManNumber2 2019-05-20
i tried to catch what he said after "gay" but couldn't
more pandering to the people he detests i guess
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-20
"Its got a gay black space marine" that's faggot, what's the story about though?
1 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-20
He's got the charismatic delivery of a third grader faking his way through a book report.
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-05-20
Nice strategically placed reptile, stupid
1 OmarBarksdale 2019-05-20
What we didn't see was the shit stains all over the back of his shirt
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-20
Fatty think he Jabba Hut.
1 insertclevereference 2019-05-20
He looks like Seth McFarland having an anaphylactic attack.
1 StentFeznor 2019-05-20
He's been working on it for a decade? Even for him that's embarrassing.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-20
Dostoevsky took just over a year and a half to write Crime and Punishment, one of the greatest works of literature ever put to paper. Fatrick took a decade to bash out a paint-by-numbers Hitchhikers Guide rip off. It better be good!
1 DominusOdium 2019-05-20
I cannot look at him talk.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-20
If he wasn't such a prick I'd feel genuinely sorry for him. He has such a weak victim/frightened fat boy face and way about him. If you just went by this video, you'd think he was a pandering idiot ("gay black space marine" etc) but otherwise a fairly harmless dork. His online personality is so incongruous with the pitiful, soft-faced man-child pleading for affirmation in this clip.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-20
Same. You have to remember his tweets calling anyone who defended norm macdonald a white supremacist, and realize that he's a complete fucking asshole.
1 PeterandJanBrady 2019-05-20
His videos are as painfully drawn out/uninteresting as his writing.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-20
Lizard on his shoulder to show personality. A Futurama t-shirt. Fat folds in the corners of his mouth. Eyes like an Asian person. Very dishonorable.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-20
Seppuku is the only option.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-20
am vomit
1 RelevantField 2019-05-20
I have one of those shirts at home. It's now going in the trash
1 SadSackOfShit2 2019-05-20
Nice color-organized books, autistic faggot.
1 JimNortonFaggotHack 2019-05-20
He grabbed the knife by the blade like a fuckin' sally.
1 Poo-U 2019-05-20
This reminds me of that time in Marseilles that Hemingway forcibly face-fucked Alice B. Toklas for 6 drunken hours until Gertrude Stein signed off on The Sun Also Rises. Ah, literature.
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-20
I liked any Alice B Toklas reference, but so far today this is my favorite.
1 lowendranger 2019-05-20
You couldn't make this cunt up.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-20
He’s got a pretty sexy voice. I always imagined him as having a shrill, gay-faggot voice.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-20
Yuckeroo
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-20
chubbs called 200 preorders "really really well"
1 SandyKanesHemorrhoid 2019-05-20
Don't you ever wonder what the African Americans campaigning for civil rights and integration in the 50's and 60's would've thought if they knew their efforts would culminate in pandering effeminate liberals writing copious amounts of black homosexual fiction and promoting black homosexuality as the height of virtue in their progressive worldview?
1 Frequent2001 2019-05-20
god damnit this sub isn't doing enough to fuck with this guy, 4chan needs to get on his case, they have real autism there.
1 mcb84 2019-05-20
Literally the first sentence he uses to pitch his mediocre nonsense shit contains the words "gay" and "black". Hes a fat pandering dickhead. Subpoena me you fat slob, my lawyer M's dm's are open.
1 stevex42 2019-05-20
I’ve never actually seen Patrick on video, so I didn’t know how much of what is said here was true. Holy fuck, what a gay homo faggot. “It has a gay black space marine!”
1 Dachosen17 2019-05-20
Wow it even has a particle accelerator!? Why is that a selling point? I guarantee nobody gets excited when they hear particle accelerator. it just sounds cool but he has no idea what a particle accelerator even does
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-20
His grasp on physics is virtually non-existent. He heard “particle accelerator” on a TV show and weaved it into his shit SJW “book”. He’s an uneducated fool.
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-20
Wow, who cares?
1 hardcoreracist1488 2019-05-20
The CERN Jews have been pushing memes and clickbait about LHC into the pop culture harder than fuck over the last 10 or so years to make sure the budget keeps flowing and these I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE mongoloids therefore register it as something very cool.
1 TheElDan 2019-05-20
Every fortysomething should have a Nerf fun in the corner. And he has the audacity to call others “child”.
1 KYGGyokusai 2019-05-20
His mom is filming this.
1 safka13 2019-05-20
He sounds so gay.
1 CurrentComment 2019-05-20
I fucking love science
1 Skip4play 2019-05-20
"Look how quirky I am" staged background.
1 vsehorrorshow93 2019-05-20
matches the quirky cast of characters comprising his book. fucking hack
1 Skip4play 2019-05-20
Throwing current pop culture references into a sci fi novel is fucking lazy
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-20
Holy shit I think I just caught AIDS watching this
1 Kurt_Love 2019-05-20
He's good at picking out the right size t shirt.
1 Flawless-Technique 2019-05-20
Why does he have his pocket pussy on his shoulder?
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-20
There's a lot to say about what's transpiring here but I just need to point out how faggy he opens the box at the beginning.
1 BLACKMARQUETTE 2019-05-20
This retard has a fat round body and Q tip arms. Would it kill him to do some fucking cardio and lift something heavier than a toddler a few times a week?
1 anorock13 2019-05-20
Your looking at peak male performance.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2019-05-20
I hate his poor man's Seth Macfarlane voice
1 bollg 2019-05-20
God I hate people who wear shirts from shows. Dress like a grown man you fat fag.
1 AntsCCW 2019-05-20
He uses a knife like a woman.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-20
He looks like his name should be Patrick S. Nagel
1 LookOutItsMe 2019-05-20
Sad clown faced sonofagun.
1 ReasonableSafe 2019-05-20
Nice Nerf gun, stupid
1 Despite_being_13_pct 2019-05-20
What's that gay tattoo on his right arm? Looks like the one ring. Dork.
1 liqour-all-over 2019-05-20
Why does he wear snacks on his shoulder
1 pussycreamdreamteam 2019-05-20
subhuman scum.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-20
Nice muffin top and string bean arms, stupid.
1 Lordtelefonemane 2019-05-20
"Gay...black...space...marine"
1 gregorio_ilidivich 2019-05-20
He just looks plain, old sad.
1 RichHeads 2019-05-20
Jesus Christ what kind of man without children owns a Nerf gun, has a lizard on his shoulder, and toys on the shelf's. this fat Faggot is such a man-child.