As someone who cleared 6 figures last year

0  2019-05-20 by StreetShitterson

I’m not a fat, heinous, slovenly, unsightly, disgusting pig child. Oopsey doodles!

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How’s that working out for you

Joe, you're heavy. You have to be 240 and for your height of 6'1" and age you are considered obese. Stop bragging and start jogging. Bar Mitvah weather is upon us and you need stamina to play those afternoon and evening saturday gigs.

can I have some money

I cleared 12 figures last year, but what the fuck do I know, I’m an itinerant sharecropper in Zimbabwe.

Is 12 figures below technically below the poverty line in Zimbabwe?

Wacky inflated currency. Also a race of people historically inept at financial responsibility.