Anyone else ever shit outside sometimes?

2  2019-05-20 by Officer_McGrady

Sometimes I squat in the backyard and just shit everywhere. I always blame it on my dog. Idk there’s just something so raw and natural about shitting outside.

17 comments

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-20

I pretty much exclusively piss outside and I had to shit on a golf course once. It wasn't bad.

1  fawwkyeah 2019-05-20

I had to shit really bad one time, so I shit in an empty cardboard box in the back of my work truck and threw it in between some Mexicans houses

1  PeeSoup3030 2019-05-20

"You see this!? It means not welcome!"

1  Lemmy46 2019-05-20

No molestar!

1  GunClubVRMod 2019-05-20

Why would you raise their property values if you're trying to fuck with them?

1  schmuckOnWheels 2019-05-20

The Opester shits exclusively on the beach now, brotherman

1  AntsCamera 2019-05-20

Only on the beach brothaman.

1  SibHashian13 2019-05-20

Street shitting

1  Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2019-05-20

I think that’s called “on the spectrum”

1  randomusername8360 2019-05-20

Are you an Indian op?

1  Ni--a_Hill 2019-05-20

Probably wiped your ass bare handed til you came to this sub!

1  nomobjustice 2019-05-20

Heh.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-20

I shit outside 3 times in my life.

1 - I was in first grade. We were on a family vacation driving thru the middle of nowhere Texas. Had to make an emergency stop on the side of the highway so I could shit behind a bush. I remember people honking at me while I was squatting.

2 - I was about middle school age. Was swimming in the local river and had to shit. So I just pooped in the river and let nature take care of it.

3 - In high school we'd smoke weed(maaaaaaaaaan) by the train tracks near my house. I was stoned and had to shit. I shit behind a train car and used and old piece of homework from my backpack to wipe my ass.

1  big_box_of_sharpies 2019-05-20

Artie's story of crapping his pants is great

1  Midian9876 2019-05-20

My proudest shitting moment was outside. Had a huge hangover shit while fishing in the woods.

Half hour later 2 lesbians come walking by with their dog, and the dog grabs my shitlog and runs back to the 2 dykes with it in its mouth. I tried to avoid making eye contact like I had no clue what was going on.

1  Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-20

I believe you.

1  Alfred_Hitchcuck 2019-05-20

One ofmy best 'public shits' was when I visited California for the first time ever a few years back. My friend drove me to Santa Monica and we went swimming. I started getting stomach pains and there were no bathrooms for miles. I did the reasonable thing and let it all out in the ocean. The fishes got fed well that day, I tell ya.