don't forget a lot of them made doodie on him too.

The mark of truly satisfied woman.

"Why wont someone with a cunt have lunch with me?"

“Correction—someone with a big, flappy, multilayered hanging cunt with a turgid 7 inch long clit”

Any woman he had a real relationship with turned into "we had an argument last night, it got daaaark"

He got angry when hookers he used a lot didn't call to check up on him, he saw them as girlfriends, they saw him as a fucking rube, and it bothered the fuck out of him when he realized it.

How about the no one ever wants to have coffee with me rants?

How about him wanting to put a ring on a Scandinavian drag queen cam whore, because his testosterone smell was so intoxicating?

Norton desired Prince Alan because he confuses the hooker/john relationship with romantic relationships. I think he only understands relationships as transactional in nature, which is why he gets upset like a child when he doesn't get what he thinks he's "owed" from the other person. He doesn't get that offering his simpering companionship isn't valued by them in the least. Whenever women (or "women") give him noncommittal responses he doesn't get the underlying subtext that any other guy has learned by the time he's turned 20.

It might explain his absence from his parents. He wanted free rent and adulation. Now he doesn't need that from them and they can only offer a loving parental relationship. To him that's worthless, so he ignores them without a sense of responsibility or even a hint of guilt.

Jim Norton is all about flawless customer service.

The worst was when he had the nerve to have a show giving advice to others about relationships. What an unaware buffoon.

No matter how much I think I hate Jim, somebody will always explain something that makes me hate him even more.

I agree, the hatred is a continual work in progress

The more you look, the worse he gets. You really think there would be and ending to his awfulness, but there is just always something else.

“Fractal hatred.”

The commonality of hatred.

That always irritated me too. That faggot had one pity girlfriend the entire run of the show and at that time he mentioned”my girlfriend...” about 50 times per show; like an even more embarrassing Ralph Wiggum.

Jim - You don’t know shit about women other than how much they cost. You unfunny, hideous cretin.

Jim is full of invaluable sexual knowledge. He once said, get this, that women who are dominate socially tend to be submissive in bed! That's experience talking.

Why? Wish he was fucking you?

Joe spotted.

Good call faggot I must be Joe because this queer gets upset about how Norton talks about how he pleases women. Yep flawless analysis.

Someone had a bad day at the sanitation plant

I work at Panera sir

I think you’re Slow Joe, too. It has more to do with the waft of stupidity and edgelord desperation coming off your posts.

The fact that you try to come up with little nick names and and write 1000 word diatribes as posts explaining your "funny" is much more cringe and edgelord than most anything I've seen posted here. Quit trying to be edgy and twist people up. Your posts aren't exactly gold.

Women love mushy, shitty bodies with not even a hint of muscle mass, right?

I hear he likes a BIG clit; you know, like all men do.

Bobble head loser is a real chick pleaser I'm sure

I have a completely average penis. Like the definition of average. I measured it. 5.5" length and 4.4" girth.

Just sharing with friends.

Hey Stevie Wonder, what's a sunset look like?

This is an extremely good point.

"Girls like it when you do this with your fingers"

Jim, your basing your opinion on fake positive responses from women you've hired to please you.

"I bang prostitutes and they all say I'm great in bed, and I have the biggest cock they've ever seen."

this fucking idiot used to have a relationship show on sirius or xm a long time ago..

I was going to post about that shit show too. I angry just thinking about it

it ran for a long time too i think from like 2013 to 2015

Well since his clock doesn’t work anymore I don’t see why he should be talking about his “abilities” in bed.